WEAKLY COLLUMS 1999

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HERE ARE THE WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 1999. THIS IS THE YEAR THAT DR SIMMONS STARTED WRITING HIS WEAKLY COLLUM.

WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 1999

WEAKLY COLLUM # 0001 — 11/29/1999 : INTRODUCTION TO MY WEAKLY COLLUM; WILT CHAMBERLAIN, MARY KAY BERGMAN, JFK JR ALL DYING THIS YEAR.

WEAKLY COLLUM # 0002 — 12/06/1999 : MEET MY DOG RETARD; ELF BOWLING; MR WHIPPLE IS BACK; SYLVESTER STALLONE FIRING TEMP HELP; THE MAN SHOW.

WEAKLY COLLUM # 0003 — 12/13/1999 : LINDA TRIPP WIRETAPPING; MARS POLAR LANDER; DR SIMMONS LEARNING HOW TO WRITE.

WEAKLY COLLUM # 0004 — 12/20/1999 : CHRISTMAS BITES; MY PARODY OF SILENT NIGHT; SUICIDE SALLY; CHRISTMAS MUSIC IS PRETTY BORING.

WEAKLY COLLUM # 0005 — 12/27/1999 : CHRISTMAS; PRE Y2K.

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