WEAKLY COLLUM # 0071

FOR MONDAY 04/02/2001

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PRIESTS, MISSIONARIES, AND THE VATICAN OH MY! PRIESTS, MISSIONARIES, AND THE VATICAN OH MY! PRIESTS, MISSIONARIES, AND THE VATICAN OH MY!

IN RELIGIOUS NEWS, IT SEEMS LATELY THAT PRIESTS HAVE SUPPLEMENTED THEIR PEDOPHILISM WITH RAPE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT ON NUNS. IN SEVERAL REPORTS FILED OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, NUMEROUS RAPES, FORCED SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS, AND FORCED ABORTIONS HAVE BEEN REPORTED. MALE MISSIONARIES HAVE ALSO BEEN IN ON THE INNOCENT FUN. MANY OF THE VICTIMS WERE FINANCIALLY DEPENDENT ON THE SICKOS WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THEM.

CHIEF SPOKESMAN FOR THE VATICAN, JOAQUIN NAVARRO-VALLS (WHAT A REALLY SILLY NAME), REPORTED THAT THE PROBLEM IS KNOWN BUT HAS BEEN RESTRICTED TO A CERTAIN GEOGRAPHICAL AREA. YEAH! THE EARTH. THESE ABUSES HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN TWENTY THREE COUNTRIES. RESTRICTED TO A CERTAIN GEOGRAPHICAL AREA MY ASS.

I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULDN'T GET NONE FROM A NUN, BUT I WAS WRONG. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE A LEADER IN THE CHURCH AND HAVE NO SENSE OF MORALITY. THIS IS ALSO A FORMULA FOR GETTING SEX FROM LITTLE KIDS WHICH CATHOLIC PRIESTS HAVE EXPLOITED TO THE FULLEST OVER THE YEARS.

WHEN A NUN TAKES A VOW OF CELIBACY, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE WILL NEVER HAVE SEX. IT JUST MEANS THAT SHE INTENDS NEVER HAVE SEX EXCEPT WITH A PRIEST, MISSIONARY, OR OTHER CHURCH LEADER UNDER UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES. MAYBE I SHOULD CONSIDER BECOMING A MISSIONARY SO THAT I CAN GET SOME NUN ACTION. I HEAR THERE ARE SOME REAL CUTE ONES.

IN 1998 MARIE MCDONALD, THE MOTHER SUPERIOR OF THE MISSIONARIES IN AFRICA, PRESENTED A REPORT ON THE RAPE AND SEXUAL ABUSE COMMITED BY PRIESTS AND OTHER RELIGIOUS LEADERS ON NUNS. A MINUTE LATER, SHE WAS BENT OVER THE DESK BY THE CHURCH LEADER WHO BEGAN TAGGING HER FROM BEHIND. SHE ADDED THAT TO HER REPORT AND RESUBMITTED IT TO THE CHURCH SIX MONTHS LATER.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THESE NUNS AND OTHERS WHO KNOW ABOUT THESE KIND OF WIDESPREAD ABUSES AND THE ABUSES COMMITTED BY PRIESTS ON HELPLESS LITTLE CHILDREN DON'T LOOK AT ALL OF THAT AND BEGIN TO QUESTION THEIR FAITH. THESE ABUSES ARE NOT INCIDENTAL TO THEIR RELIGION. THEY ARE CENTRAL TO IT. THE ONES WHO ARE THE MOST RELIGIOUS ARE THE ONES COMMITING THE MOST HEINOUS SEX CRIMES.

THEY SHOULD AT LEAST QUESTION THEIR BLIND TRUST IN THEIR LEADERS. IT IS NOT A SURPRISE THAT COMPLAINTS TO HIGHER UPS IN THE CHURCH DIDN'T PROVE THAT USEFUL. THEY ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. THE NUNS COMPLAINING OF ABUSE ARE COMPLAINING TO THE WRONG PEEPLE. IT IS THE CHUCH ORGANIZATION ITSELF THAT PERPUATES THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT. THESE ARE NOT THE PEEPLE TO TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS TO. AT BEST, THEY WILL TRY TO COVER THEM UP TO KEEP THE CHURCH OR THEIR RELIGION FROM LOOKING BAD. THEIR SUCCESSFUL COVER UPS ARE THE REASON WHY MANY PEEPLE THINK THAT RELIGIOUS PEEPLE ARE MORE MORAL THAN ATHEISTS, BECAUSE THEY SPEND SO MUCH EFFORT HIDING THEIR FUCK UPS FROM THE WORLD.

INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO CHURCH LEADERS ABOUT THE ABUSES, THEY SHOULD BE COMPLAINING TO THE POLICE AND OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. THOSE ARE THE REAL AUTHORITIES, NOT THE CLOWNS RUNNING THE CIRCUS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE CHURCH. BUT THE NUNS AND OTHERS WITH SERIOUS COMPLAINTS WEREN'T GOING THERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THEIR RELIGION SO THAT THEY LOOK AT CHURCH LEADERS AS THE ONLY POSSIBLE AUTHORITY FIGURES. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE IN THE DILEMMA THAT THEY ARE IN.

IN EDUCATIONAL NEWS, THERE HAS BEEN ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING. AND THEN ANOTHER ONE AFTER THAT. WAIT! THERE'S WAS A THIRD ONE IN INDIANA. BY THE TIME THIS COLUMN IS UPLOADED, ONE OR TWO MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS MAY HAVE OCCURRED. I AINT DEVOTING MUCH TIME TO THIS SHIT. UNLESS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES NUMBERING IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARE ALMOST A CLICHE NOW. THEY ARE HAPPENING WAY TO OFTEN TO BE NEWSWORTHY ANYMORE.

THE ONE DUMBFUCK INVOLVED IN THE SECOND SHOOTING, JASON HOFFMAN, WOUNDED FIVE PEEPLE BEFORE BEING SERIOUSLY WOUNDED HIMSELF IN A SHOOTOUT WITH POLICE. TOO BAD THE POLICE DIDN'T KILL HIM OUTRIGHT AT THE SCENE. I LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT A VIOLENT CRIMINAL GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY. THAT IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT WOULD WARM MY HEART.

IF THIS DUMBFUCK IS COMMITTED, WHICH IS LESS THAN CERTAIN SINCE WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH A FUCKED UP JUSTICE SYSTEM, HE COULD FACE A SENTENCE OF LIFE AND 47 YEARS IN PRISON. THAT MEANS THAT AFTER HE DIES, THEY WILL KEEP HIS ROTTING BODY IN PRISON FOR 47 MORE YEARS BEFORE THEY BURY HIS DEAD ASS. THAT IS HARSH BUT VERY WELL DESERVED.

IN OTHER NEWS ABOUT FUCKIN CRIMINALS, SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, THE ARCHIE BUNKER LOOK ALIKE FORMER DICTATOR, IS IN TROUBLE. POLICE RAIDED THE HOUSE OF MILOSEVIC BEFORE BEING TURNED BACK BY MACHINE GUN FIRE. HE IS WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES IN THE COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS YUGOSLAVIA.

MILOSEVIC SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN SURRENDER TO THE POLICE. THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME. OPEN FIRE ON HIS SORRY DICTATOR ASS.

THAT IS ALL FOR THIS WEEK FOLKS. I WILL HAVE MORE NEWS ABOUT SLOB MILOSONOVABITCH'S MEETING WITH JUSTICE AS WELL AS OTHER SHIT. HOPEFULLY I WILL HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT SLOB THE WAR CRIME MURDERER DYING DURING THE POLICE RAID.

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