WEAKLY COLLUM # 0081
FOR MONDAY 06/11/2001
LINKS RELATED TO THIS WEEK'S WEAKLY COLLUM.
PLAYBOY — LOOK AT A FEMALE COP NAKED, THEN WACK OFF.
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WEAKLY COLLUM # 0081
FOR MONDAY 06/11/2001
DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS A WEB COLUMN OF AN ADULT NATURE. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE READ BY ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS THE PROPERTY OF DR SIMMONS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ANY UNAUTHORIZED USE OF HIS WEAKLY COLLUM IS PROHIBITED.
IN BOGOTA, COLOMBIA, THREE WOMEN WERE ARRESTED AFTER LACING THEIR BREASTS WITH NARCOTICS THAT DISABLED THEIR VICTIMS WHICH THEY SUBSEQUENTLY ROBBED. THE MEN INNOCENTLY SUCKED ON THE WOMEN'S NIPPLES AND HOURS LATER FOUND THEIR MEMORY, THEIR WALLETS, AND SOMETIMES THEIR CARS MISSING. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY EVEN HAD CARS IN COLOMBIA. SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS A LOT IN COLOMBIA AS MANY BAD GUYS THERE USE DRUGS ON THEIR VICTIMS BEFORE THEY ROB THEM. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS FUCKED UP COUNTRY.
I WOULDN'T MIND IF WOMEN PUT A LITTLE MARIWANNA ON THEIR BREAST SO THAT I COULD GET HIGH WHILE GETTING LAID WITHOUT HAVING TO LIGHT A BONG OR JOINT. I WOULD ALSO ACCEPT IT IF WOMEN PUT DRUGS ON THEIR BREASTS TO PASTEURIZE THE BREAST MILK THAT MEN TRY TO SUCK OUT OF THEM. BUT TO PUT DRUGS ON YOUR BREAST SIMPLY TO SCREW A MAN UP SO THAT YOU CAN RIP HIM OFF IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP.
IS NOTHING FUCKIN SACRED? I LOOK AT A WOMAN'S BREAST AS A WORK OF ART IN NATURE. (NATURAL BREASTS ONLY, NOT THE SILICONE BULLSHIT) INNOCENT LITTLE BABIES SUCKLE ON THEIR MOTHER'S BREAST FOR REASSURANCE AND NOURISHMENT. INNOCENT HORNY MEN SUCKLE ON NUBILE WOMEN'S BREASTS FOR REASSURANCE AND SEXUAL PLEASURE. HOW COULD THESE BITCHES VIOLATE SOMETHING SO SACRED LIKE THEY WERE DOING? THIS IS A FUCKIN SICK WORLD.
IN GERIATRIC NEWS, RESIDENTS OF THE SUN CITY WEST SENIOR CITIZEN COMMUNITY IN ARIZONA ARE TURNING HEADS WITH THEIR ANTICS. SEEMS MANY OF THE RESIDENTS ARE INTO FUCKING OUT IN PUBLIC. THIS IS USUALLY TAKING PLACE AT NIGHT OUT OF PLAIN SIGHT, BUT PEEPLE ARE HAPPENING UPON THE GERIATRIC FORNICATORS ANYWAY.
THIS IS A HEART WARMING STORY. IT'S GOOD TO SEE OLDER PEEPLE STILL ENJOYING LIFE AND GETTING SOME ASS. THIS IS VERY INSPIRING. PERSONALLY, I'M GONNA KEEP FUCKING AND EATING PUSSY EVEN WHEN I AM AN OCTOGENARIAN (VERY OLD FART).
I WONDER IF THE WOMEN IN THIS COMMUNITY ARE PUTTING ANY DRUGS ON THEIR NIPPLES. IF THE WOMEN HERE WERE TO PUT DRUGS ON THEIR BREASTS, THEY WOULD MOST LIKELY USE GERITOL. BENGAY WOULD PROBABLY BE A CLOSE SECOND. IF A WOMAN'S PARTNER WASN'T TAKING HIS HEART MEDICINE, THEN SHE COULD RUB THAT ON HER NIPPLES TOO. MEDICAL NONCOMPLIANCE WOULD GO WAY DOWN.
IN CENTERFOLD NEWS, A LOS ANGELES POLICE OFFICER IS TAKING OFF THE COP UNIFORM AND POSING NUDE IN THE JULY ISSUE OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. I HOPE IT IS A WOMAN POLICE OFFICER THAT IS DOING THIS AND NOT A MAN. I DON'T WANT TO SEE A PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. THAT WOULD REALLY FUCK WITH MY HEAD.
THE POLICE OFFICER'S NAME IS GINGER HARRISSON, BUT YOU DON'T CARE. YOU JUST WANNA SEE HER PUSSY. WELL PLAYBOY WILL SHOW IT TO YOU, BUT THEY WON'T GIVE YOU ANY REAL GOOD SPREAD EAGLE UP THE COOTER SHOTS SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THE PINK INSIDE. PLAYBOY IS TOO GOODY GOODY FOR THAT.
OFFICER GINGER POSING NAKED IS CAUSING SOME CONTROVERSY FOR THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT WHICH IS FAMOUS FOR SCANDAL AND CONTROVERSY. I DON'T SEE WHY THERE SHOULD BE ANY CONTROVERY THOUGH. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SHOWING YOUR BODY TO THE WORLD (UNLESS YOU LOOK HIDEOUS AND THE SITE OF YOU MAKES HORNY MEN GAG). THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SHOWING THE WORLD WHAT YOU GOT IF YOU GOT IT. BUT FUCKIN PURITANS MAKE MOST OF YOU CONFORMISTS THINK THERE IS.
OFFICER GINGER IS A WOMAN THAT IS USING HER SEX APPEAL TO GET AHEAD, AND THIS PISSES OFF SOME TRADITIONALISTS THAT DON'T LIKE SEXUALITY AND ALSO DON'T LIKE TO SEE WOMEN GET AHEAD THROUGH THEIR OWN RESOURCES. I AM GLAD THAT SOME PEEPLE IN AMERICA HAVE THE INDEPENDENCE TO NOT SURRENDER THEMSEVES TO THE MORALISTIC DOGMA (BULLSHIT) AND INHIBITIONS THAT OUR SOCIETY FESTERS, ESPECIALLY IF SHE IS SHOWING SOME ASS.
THE CONTROVERSY IS ALSO FUELED BY A DOUBLE STANDARD. I'LL BET YOU THAT MOST OF THE MALE COPS IN LOS ANGELES HAVE LOOKED AT A PLAYBOY MORE THAN ONCE AND MANY HAVE WACKED OFF WHILE LOOKING AT IT IN THE BATHROOM. THIS NEVER CAUSES A SCANDAL. YOU KNOW MOST OF THE MALE OFFICERS ARE GONNA GRAB THAT ISSUE OF PLAYBOY OFF THE STANDS ON THE FIRST DAY. THEY WILL SEE AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN NOT AFRAID TO DO WHAT SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO DO, AND THEY WILL SEE HER TITTIES AND HER NAKED ASS TOO. LINKS RELATED TO THIS WEEK'S WEAKLY COLLUM.
PLAYBOY — LOOK AT A FEMALE COP NAKED, THEN WACK OFF.
COPYRIGHT © 2001 DR SIMMONS ALL RIGHTS RESERVED