WEAKLY COLLUM # 0095
FOR MONDAY 09/17/2001
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WEAKLY COLLUM # 0095
FOR MONDAY 09/17/2001
DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS A WEB COLUMN OF AN ADULT NATURE. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE READ BY ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS THE PROPERTY OF DR SIMMONS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ANY UNAUTHORIZED USE OF HIS WEAKLY COLLUM IS PROHIBITED.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALREADY HEARD ABOUT ALL THE TERRORIST EVENTS OF LAST TUESDAY INCLUDING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TWIN TOWERS OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE DAMAGE OF THE PENTAGON ALL WITH HIJACKED PLANES, AND ANOTHER HIJACKED PLANE CRASHING IN WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA. SO I WON'T GO INTO ALL THE DETAILS. CHECK ONE OF THE NEWS SERVICES FOR THAT.
I AM JUST TOO BURNED OUT BY ALL OF THIS SHIT. I WAS BURNED OUT AFTER THE FIRST DAY. I FELT BADLY FOR ALL THE INNOCENT PEEPLE DYING SO THAT SOME DICKHEAD TERRORISTS CAN MAKE A STATEMENT AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW POWERFUL THEY ARE. I SPENT A LOT OF WORRY WONDERING IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS OR ACQUAINTANCES THAT WERE KILLED OR MISSING. MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE ALL SAFE. AND MY DOGS RETARD AND BONG BONG ARE SAFE BECAUSE THEY ARE CYBER POOCHES AND EXIST ONLY IN MY IMAGINATION.
RIGHT NOW I AM NOT MY USUAL CHEERFUL BITTER SELF. I WAS DEFLATED AS A MOTHER FUCKER WHEN I SAW THAT THE TWIN TOWERS OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WERE TOTALLY DESTROYED LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. IT'S LIKE THE MARTIANS JUST ZAPPED THEM WITH THEIR DEATH RAYS. THESE ARE BIG BUILDING YOU KNOW - 110 STORIES, AND NOTHING LEFT. MAKES ME FEEL SMALL IN THE WORLD.
YOU KNOW IT'S HARD TO FUCKIN BE FUNNY UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. IT'S LIKE SPRAYING YOURSELF WITH BOTTLES OF COLOGNE TO TRY AND SMELL GOOD WHEN YOU ARE STANDING KNEE DEEP IN SHIT. I'M NOT GONNA REALLY TRY TOO HARD. I'M STILL TOO MUCH IN IT, LIKE YOU ALL ARE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING TOO WELL LATELY, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF WOMEN SLEEP OVER LATELY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T. IT'S JUST HARD TO GET IN THE MOOD FOR PASSIONATE SEX WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BOMBARDED WITH NEWS STORY AFTER NEWS STORY, PICTURE AFTER PICTURE, OF ALL THE DAMAGE AND THE LOST LIVES AND THE SENSELESSNESS OF IT ALL. IT TOOK ME A FEW DAYS TO GET BACK A QUARTER WAY TO MY NORMAL HORNY SELF.
BUT THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, NOT FOR A LONG WHILE ANYWAY. THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS. I THINK MY WORDS SUCCINCTLY SUM UP WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF AMERICANS. ACTUALLY THEY AINT MY WORDS. THEY ARE THE WORDS OF THOMAS EDISON, OR WAS IT THOMAS PAINE. IT WAS ONE OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF OUR COUNTRY IN ANY EVENT.
THE DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN DONE HAS BEEN VERY SEVERE, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE. YOU KNOW THIS TERRORIST SHIT WILL PROBABLY BE HAPPENING WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN A FEW YEARS. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE TERRORIST GETTING THE SUPPLIES AND TECHNOLOGY TO BUILD ONE BOMB. INSTEAD OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN MANHATTEN BEING FLATTENED, NEW YORK CITY ITSELF COULD BE FLATTENED. INSTEAD OF THE TWIN TOWERS BEING LEVELED, IT COULD BE THE TWIN CITIES IN MINNESOTA THAT ARE LEVELED BY EVIL TERRORISTS. AINT THAT FUCKIN SCARY? I THINK ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS A LOT. THAT IS WHY I AM SO FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD. (ONE OF THE REASONS ANYWAY)
IN ANY EVENT, THIS MAY EVEN TURN OUT TO BE THE START OF WORLD WAR 3 EVEN WITHOUT NUCLEAR WEAPONS INVOLVED IN THE INITIAL ATTACK. YOU NEVER KNOW. IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE IT COULD DEVELOP THIS WAY, BUT ALL IT TOOK TO SET WORLD WAR 1 INTO MOTION WAS THE ASSINATION OF AUSTRIAN LEADER, ARCHDUKE FRANCIS FERDINAND, IN 1914 BY SERBIAN TERRORISTS.
WELL IT'S TERRORISTS FROM TALIBAN RUN AFGHANISTAN THIS TIME, UNDER THE DIRECTION OF SAUDI ARABIAN BORN DICKHEAD, OSAMA BIN LADEN. THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ATTACKED THE USS COLE LAST YEAR. THEY ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR SEVERAL OTHER MAJOR BOMBINGS.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE MOTIVATION IS FOR THESE DUMBFUCK TERRORISTS. THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY FROM BLOWING THINGS UP. TERRORISM ISN'T SELF SUPPORTING. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE WHAT THEY DON'T LIKE ABOUT THE UNITED STATES. THEY WILL NOT WEAKEN OUR IDENTITY AS A NATION. THEY WILL NOT GAIN RESPECT FROM US FOR THEIR CAUSE OR THEIR COUNTRY'S CAUSE. I THINK THESE SICK MOTHER FUCKERS JUST ENJOY KILLING.
BUT THIS AINT THE END. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WE DIDN'T START THIS BULLSHIT, BUT WE ARE GOING TO FINISH IT. PRESIDENT BUSH PUBLICLY SAID SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT ALSO. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. SOME GOT ON BUSH BECAUSE THEY SAY THAT HE LIKED THE DEATH PENALTY TOO MUCH WHEN HE WAS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS. BUT NOW SOME OF THESE SAME PEEPLE ARE WAITING FOR THE DEATH PENALTY TO BE APPLIED COUNTRY WIDE IN AFGHANISTAN. YOU ALREADY KNOW I AM. I WILL GIVE YOU A WEEKLY UPDATES OF THE PAIN THAT WE INFLICT. THE TALIBAN IN AFGHANISTAN IS GOING TO GET SUCH A BIG ASS KICKING. I CAN'T WAIT. LINKS RELATED TO THIS WEEK'S WEAKLY COLLUM.
RED CROSS — THEY HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL RIGHT NOW WITH THE RESCUE EFFORT. IF YOU WANT TO HELP, THEN GO HERE.
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