WEAKLY COLLUMS 2004
HERE ARE THE WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2004.
WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2004
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0215 — 01/05/2004 : MICHAEL JACKSON SAYS HE WAS ABUSED BY THE POLICE; CROCODILE HUNTER STEVE IRWIN PULLS A MICHAEL JACKSON STUNT AND PUTS HIS BABY IN DANGER WHILE FEEDING HIS CROCODILE, MURRAY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0216 — 01/12/2004 : LET'S MAKE THE MAD COWS HAPPY; READING IS DANGEROUS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0217 — 01/19/2004 : LOOK AROUND YOU BEFORE YOU START MASTURBATING; GEORGE W. BUSH IS SPACEY ABOUT OUTER SPACE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0218 — 01/26/2004 : MICHAEL JACKSON'S FANS ADORE HIM LIKE HE ADORES CHILDREN; USE HERPECIN-L TO LET THE WORLD KNOW YOU HAVE COLD SORES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0219 — 02/02/2004 : IN TEXAS YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR SELLING DILDOS; LAWYERS AND THEIR SNAKE-LIKE WAYS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0220 — 02/09/2004 : RICIN FOUND IN THE SENATE BUILDING; JANET JACKSON AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE REVEAL JANET JACKSON'S NAKED BREAST DURING THE SUPERBOWL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0221 — 02/16/2004 : YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MARRIAGE BY DYING; JANET JACKSON'S SUPERBOWL EXPOSED BREAST IS CAUSING A STIR IN AMERICA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0222 — 02/23/2004 : REBA McENTIRE TOUTING BOOKS ON MY CEREAL BOX; CATHOLIC PRIEST IN NEW YORK COMMITS A FEW CRIMES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0223 — 03/01/2004 : TOPLESS COFFEE BAR IN MADISON MAINE; REDNECKS CAN BE DANGEROUS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0224 — 03/08/2004 : CLEAR CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS IS AS DUMB AS A NINE YEAR OLD CHILD; MARTHA STEWART IS TAKEN DOWN BY THE U.S GOVERNMENT; MY FEMALE CELEBRITY REALITY SHOW ON MY WEBSITE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0225 — 03/15/2004 : POLISH TRACTOR RIDING NUN GETS DRUNK AND CRASHES INTO A CAR LIKE A DUMBFUCK; START OF THE DR SIMMONS REALITY SHOW - "THE CELEBRITY BABE THAT I AM GONNA FUCK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY REALITY SHOW"
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0226 — 03/22/2004 : MARRIAGE BETWEEN YOUNG MAN AND HIS GRANDMA IN INDIA; CONTINUATION OF MY CELEBRITY FANTASY REALITY WEBSHOW - I'M GONNA ELIMINATE ONE OF THESE BITCHES THIS WEEK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0227 — 03/29/2004 : "THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST" IS A KILLER MOVIE; I ELIMINATE ANOTHER CONTESTANT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0228 — 04/05/2004 : THE POPE WANTS TO TAKE OVER OUR SUNDAYS; CONTINUATION OF MY FANTASY REALITY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0229 — 04/12/2004 : PRIESTS IN BUCHAREST WANT YOU TO IGNORE SEX ON REALITY TV; THE MOTHER OF JENNIFER LOPEZ WINS THE LOTTERY; ANOTHER BITCH IS ELIMINATED FROM MY REALITY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0230 — 04/19/2004 : RUSSIA DOESN'T NEED FAT BALLERINAS; THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY IS BUGGED; IMMUNITY IN MY FANTASY REALITY ELIMINATION GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0231 — 04/26/2004 : MY TOASTER HAS BEEN FUCKING UP; STUDY TO KEEP MALES OUT OF THE PROCREATION PROCESS (FUCK THEM).
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0232 — 05/03/2004 : FOOTBALL PLAYER TURNED SOLDIER PAT TILLMAN KILLED BY THE MOTHER FUCKERS IN AFGHANISTAN; DRUNK MEXICAN ALMOST GETS RAILROADED; I LEFT SEXY JENNIFER GARNER OFF MY LIST.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0233 — 05/10/2004 : IRAQI PRISONERS PARTY IT UP WITH THEIR CAPTORS; FORNICATE FOR A CURE FOR HERPES; AMBER FROM "SURVIVOR" WALKS IN ON MY FANTASY REALITY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0234 — 05/17/2004 : MEXICAN CATHOLIC PRIEST SHOOTS MAYOR DEAD; WATCH OUT FOR THE SNAKEHEADS; I ELIMINATE ANOTHER CONTESTANT AND DON'T LET A FORMER ONE RETURN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0235 — 05/24/2004 : SHOP TILL YOU DROP THE CALORIES WITH TRIM TROLLEY; DIET FOOD SUCKS; ANOTHER CONTESTANT IN MY REALITY GAME IS ELIMINATED AT THE DROP OF A HAT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0236 — 05/31/2004 : NO NEWS; A BITCH WHO WON'T GET NAKED IS ELIMINATED FROM DR SIMMONS FANTASY REALITY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0237 — 06/07/2004 : RONALD REAGAN CROAKS; TOILET SAVES WOMAN IN TORNADO; FAKE ORGASM CONTEST IN MY FANTASY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0238 — 06/14/2004 : REMEMBERING RONALD REAGAN; THE LANGUAGE BARRIER TRAPS ONE CONTESTANT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0239 — 06/21/2004 : DON'T LET CIVILIAN BEHEADINGS STOP THE FIGHT AGAINST TERRORISM; I GET RID OF A CONTESTANT OVER BABY BULLSHIT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0240 — 06/28/2004 : DOCTOR BILLS INSURANCE COMPANY FOR SEX; I'M HAVING TROUBLE ELIMINATING A CONTESTANT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0241 — 07/05/2004 : TEEN VIRGIN AUCTIONS OFF VIRGINITY THROUGH EBAY; LAWS THAT MAKE VIRGINIA BLUE; MY REALITY GAME GETS A LITTLE DIRTY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0242 — 07/12/2004 : CUBAN AMERCANS BEING FUCKED OVER FOR A BETTER CUBA?; RUNNING OF THE BULLS AND NAKED HUMANS; RUNNING OF THE DOGS IN MY COMPETITION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0243 — 07/19/2004 : FOOD BLESSED BY THE GODS CAN KILL YOU; A CONTESTANT IN MY GAME GETS TUNED OUT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0244 — 07/26/2004 : ALLIGATOR BECOMES UNINTENED WEAPON OF ANGRY BOYFRIEND; SUN TANNING IS ADDICTIVE; MORE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0245 — 08/02/2004 : TEXAS LADY HAS DILDO SELLING CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST HER; MARTIANS IN ANTARCTICA; ACTION IN MY FANTASY REALITY GAME HEATS UP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0246 — 08/09/2004 : SNAKES TRYING TO GET YOU TO VOTE; RACE HORSE SMARTY JONES COMES UNGLUED; THIS WEEK'S GAME IS A WASHOUT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0247 — 08/16/2004 : MEATS FOR FAMILY EATING; MARKETING TACTICS OF THE OLYMPICS; NAKED CONTESTANTS IN MY FANTASY REALITY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0248 — 08/23/2004 : BREAST FEEDING AT STARBUCKS; REAL BULLETS VS FAKE BREASTS; BEST BOOB CONTEST; BABY HATER BILL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0249 — 08/30/2004 : A CHILD GETTING SHOT, I MEAN GETTING A SHOT; THE UNFRIENDLY SKIES; NO MORE BUSH; BURNING UP THE TRACK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0250 — 09/06/2004 : CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST NBA BASKETBALL STAR KOBE BRYANT; MICHAEL JACKSON SETTLED BEFORE; ECONOMIC GIRLY-MEN (OR IS IT GIRLIE-MEN?).
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0251 — 09/13/2004 : HOME CIRCUMCISION; MY FANTASY REALITY GAME GETS OFF TRACK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0252 — 09/20/2004 : VIETNAM WAR TO DECIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION; THE THREE LEGGED WINNER.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0253 — 09/27/2004 : THE PORN INDUSTRY PAYS THE PRICE FOR NOT USING CONDOMS; HURRICANES IN FLORIDA; A NATURAL OBSTACLE COURSE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0254 — 10/04/2004 : BILLY JOEL MARRIES UP AGAIN; PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES; DEAD BODY JUMP OVER.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0255 — 10/11/2004 : COMEDY LEGEND RODNEY DANGERFIELD DIES; MT ST HELENS IS GONNA BLOW; WOMEN DRIVERS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0256 — 10/18/2004 : VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY IS NOT INTO LESBIANS; WOMEN IN MY CELEBRITY FANTASY REALITY GAME TRYING TO BLOW PAST THE COMPETITION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0257 — 10/25/2004 : ANAL SEX AS AN INVESTMENT TEACHER; TUG OF WAR.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0258 — 11/01/2004 : CONMEN DON'T HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD IN ETHIOPIA; SPELLING BEE STINGS A CONTESTANT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0259 — 11/08/2004 : THE VOTERS WANT BUSH; BEST BUSH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0260 — 11/15/2004 : LIZARD FACE TERRORIST YASSER ARAFAT IS DEAD; DUMBFUCK IN THE LIONS DEN; CANINE PHOTOGRAPHY; THE TAMPON ROLL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0261 — 11/22/2004 : A NEW LIBRARY IN ARKANSAS; CELEBRITY TALENT SHOW.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0262 — 11/29/2004 : COMMUNICATING ABOUT SEX; RUBIK'S REVENGE; A RODENT HAS BEEN RUINING MY CELEBRITY BABE SEX GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0263 — 12/06/2004 : GEEKY CALCULATIONS AT THE MUSEUM OF MATHEMATICS; DEBRA LAFAVE PUTS OUT FOR HORNY TEENAGERS; USING MATH IN MY CELEBRITY REALITY GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0264 — 12/13/2004 : A LAVA LAMP AND ITS OWNER BITE IT; BEST SMELLING BABE CONTEST.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0265 — 12/20/2004 : VIRGINS IN UGANDA; CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0266 — 12/27/2004 : CONTESTANTS IN MY CELEBRITY BABE FANTASY REALITY GAME ARE PUSHING TO WIN.
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