WEAKLY COLLUMS 2005
HERE ARE THE WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2005.
WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2005
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0267 — 01/03/2005 : TSUNAMI DEADLY AS A MOTHER FUCKER HITS ASIA; THE FINALS OF MY CELEBRITY BABE FANTASY REALITY ELIMINATION GAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0268 — 01/10/2005 : THE BCS IS RUINING COLLEGE FOOTBALL; JENNIFER ANISTON AND BRAD PITT ARE SPLITTING UP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0269 — 01/17/2005 : SEARCHING FOR NAKED PICTURES OF THE E-LOAN LADY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0270 — 01/24/2005 : PROBLEMS WHEN LIGHTING UP THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT IN BRUSSELS; JOHN ASHCROFT'S SORRY ASS RESIGNS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0271 — 01/31/2005 : A COMMERCIAL ABOUT ASSETS; DWI STANDS FOR DRIVING WHILE INGESTING, TALK SHOW GREAT JOHNNY CARSON DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0272 — 02/07/2005 : SOUTH AFRICA TRYING TO TAKE A SLICE OUT OF BOTCHED CIRCUMCISIONS; PALESTINIANS DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER; SAN ANTONIO NOT GIVING STRIPPERS ANY RESPECT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0273 — 02/14/2005 : E-LOAN LADY IS LOOKING GOOD TO ME; DIAMONDS OUT IN SPACE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0274 — 02/21/2005 : FORMER TEACHER MARY KAY LETOURNEAU IS GETTING MARRIED TO HER EX-STUDENT; LAWS AGAINST TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH DUMBFUCKS IN NORTH DAKOTA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0275 — 02/28/2005 : JAPANESE APPLIANCE THAT GIVES YOU THE HOT COLD TREATMENT; BETTING ON THE POPE TO BITE IT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0276 — 03/07/2005 : MICHAEL JACKSON GOING TO TRIAL FOR BONDING WITH CHILDREN; ANOTHER FEMALE TEACHER FUCKING STUDENTS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0277 — 03/14/2005 : LIGHTING UP MY LAVA LAMP COLLECTION; DRUMMING UP THE TAX REVENUE IN INDIA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0278 — 03/21/2005 : STRANGE VIRGIN MARY SIGHTINGS; IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD FOR AN END OF THE WORLD CULT?
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0279 — 03/28/2005 : DECIDING LIFE OR DEATH; FINGER FOUND IN CHILI AT WENDYS; ASK JEEVES GETTING BOUGHT UP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0280 — 04/04/2005 : TERRY SCHIAVO DIES AFTER NOT BEING FED; POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND DIES TOO; MAN STABS TO DEATH ANOTHER FOR STEALING HIS ONLINE SWORD.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0281 — 04/11/2005 : "LAWYER TO THE EVIL" JOHNNY COCHRAN DIES; MICHAEL JACKSON ON TRIAL; STONER COMEDIAN MITCH HEDBERG DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0282 — 04/18/2005 : WOMEN ON DRUGS PUTTING OUT; CHOOSING A NEW AND IMPROVED POPE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0283 — 04/25/2005 : ANOTHER VIRGIN - I MEAN VIRGIN MARY SIGHTING; EVEN WITH A NEW POPE THE VATICAN IS STILL GONNA BE BLOWING SMOKE; FINGER IN CHILI AT WENDY'S INCIDENT COMES TO A POINT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0284 — 05/02/2005 : SOME GEORGIA BITCH CLAIMS SHE IS KIDNAPPED SO THAT SHE CAN AVOID GETTING MARRIED.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0285 — 05/09/2005 : THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE KILLS MY LAVA LAMP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0286 — 05/16/2005 : GOOFY MICHAEL JACKSON ON TRIAL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0287 — 05/23/2005 : SODOMY INSANE CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0288 — 05/30/2005 : QURAN QURAZINESS; A LOT OF BEEFING OVER PARIS HILTON SHOWING HER MEAT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0289 — 06/06/2005 : DUMBFUCK JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR AFTER CIGARETTE; DEEP THROAT IS REVEALED.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0290 — 06/13/2005 : JURY DELIBERATES MICHAEL JACKSON'S FATE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0291 — 06/20/2005 : MICHAEL JACKSON ACQUITTED BY A JURY OF HIS FANS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0292 — 06/27/2005 : SOME CUB SCOUT SURVIVES IN THE WILDERNESS; TAKING CARE OF OUR MAD COWS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0293 — 07/04/2005 : OLD SANDRA DAY O'CONNER IS RETIRING FROM THE SUPREME COURT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0294 — 07/11/2005 : NASA CRASHES ANOTHER PROBE, THIS TIME INTO A COMET.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0295 — 07/18/2005 : MORE ON THE NASA PROBE CRASHING INTO COMET; STUPID ASTROLOGIST SUING NASA OVER CELESTIAL BODY DISPLACEMENT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0296 — 07/25/2005 : WASHINGTON D.C. DOES NOT DESERVE REPRESENTATION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0297 — 08/01/2005 : IS THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY GONNA BLOW UP; DRESS UP YOUR KID AS A LAVA LAMP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0298 — 08/08/2005 : SADDAM HUSSEIN IS SMACKED; HOPEFULLY THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY DOESN'T BLOW UP TOO; A FRENCH PLANE CRASHES AND ALL 309 SURVIVE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0299 — 08/15/2005 : KFC GETS STINGY; HUGH HEFNER GETS REAL; PETER JENNINGS CROAKS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0300 — 08/22/2005 : MY THREE HUNDREDTH ANNIVERSARY ON THE WEB; KOREAN GUY PLAYS HIMSELF TO DEATH WITH VIDEO GAMES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0301 — 08/29/2005 : COMPUTER LITERATE LOWLIFES MOB IN VIRGINIA; RAPPER P SHITTY CHANGES HIS NAME AGAIN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0302 — 09/05/2005 : HURRICANE KATRINA DEVASTATES NEW ORLEANS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0303 — 09/12/2005 : DUMBFUCKS IN NEW ORLEANS; GILLIGAN DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0304 — 09/19/2005 : CHARGED MAN NOT CHARGED WITH SETTING FIRE TO CARPET.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0305 — 09/26/2005 : KARZAI CRYING OVER THE UNITED STATES MILITARY IN AFGHANISTAN; ANOTHER LITTLE RAIN STORM IN NEW ORLEANS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0306 — 10/03/2005 : IRAQ WAR PROTESTER CINDY SHEEHAN IS GETTING CARRIED AWAY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0307 — 10/10/2005 : PROCRASTINATING; AVIAN FLU MIGHT FLY HERE FROM ASIA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0308 — 10/17/2005 : KNIFE FIGHT AT THE WALGREENS MICROWAVE; PAY EVERY LAST PENNY OF YOUR TAXES OR ELSE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0309 — 10/24/2005 : PHONE SEX; DEATH IS NO EXCUSE FOR ILLEGAL PARKING IN AUSTRALIA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0310 — 10/31/2005 : FLU; SCOOTER IS GOING DOWN; ROSA PARKS IS RIDING ON THAT BIG BUS IN THE SKY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0311 — 11/07/2005 : A REVEREND IN WACO TEXAS PERFORMS AN ELECTRIFYING BAPTISM AND THEN DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0312 — 11/14/2005 : TORTURE; PAT ROBERTSON IS SIMPLE ABOUT THE COMPLEXITY OF THE WORLD AND INTELLIGENT DESIGN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0313 — 11/21/2005 : BOWLING FOR BOREDOM; NOT MUCH NEWS IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0314 — 11/28/2005 : LADY TAKES OVER GERMANY AFTER ELECTION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0315 — 12/05/2005 : HURRICANES; QUESTIONS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0316 — 12/12/2005 : SADDAM HUSSEIN ON TRIAL; COMEDIAN RICHARD PRYOR DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0317 — 12/19/2005 : TOOKIE GETS FRIED; BABY HATER BILL HATES CHRISTMAS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0318 — 12/26/2005 : GO ON STRIKE FROM NEW YORK CITY; CHRISTMAS IS A HOLIDAY.
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