WEAKLY COLLUMS 2006
HERE ARE THE WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2006.
WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2006
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0319 — 01/02/2006 : THE START OF ANOTHER FUCKIN NEW YEAR; DICK CLARK AINT HEALTHY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0320 — 01/09/2006 : NUDIE PICTURES ON EBAY; DUNKIN DONUTS COMMERCIAL ACTOR MICHAEL VALE BITES IT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0321 — 01/16/2006 : CHILDISH MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR TED KENNEDY IS WRITING A CHILDRENS BOOK WITH HIS DOG SPLASH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0322 — 01/23/2006 : WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO FUCK UP IRAN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0323 — 01/30/2006 : STORY LEAKS OUT ABOUT PARIS HILTON PISSING IN A TAXI CAB.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0324 — 02/06/2006 : DUMBFUCKS RIOTING OVER IMAGE OF MOHAMMAD AS A BOMB HEAD. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AND PITTSBURGH STEELERS BATTLE IN THE SUPERBOWL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0325 — 02/13/2006 : TALK SHOW HOST JOHN STEWART FATHERS A BABY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0326 — 02/20/2006 : VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY GOES LAWYER HUNTING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0327 — 02/27/2006 : GOSPEL SINGER CALLED TO HEAVEN DURING PERFORMANCE; SLIT SPLITTING MOVES ARE HURTING AMERICAN WOMEN IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0328 — 03/06/2006 : PORT INSECURITY IN AMERICA; MAN ROCKS HIMSELF TO DEATH IN SINGAPORE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0329 — 03/13/2006 : SERBIAN FUCKUP SLOBBY MILOSONOVABITCH CROAKS IN PRISON; DUDES ARRESTED FOR THEIR ALABAMA CHURCH FIRE JOKE; DR DRUNK STEPS UP TO THE OPERATING TABLE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0330 — 03/20/2006 : WAR ZONE AT DENNYS; WOMEN DRIVERS LOVE THEIR MAKEUP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0331 — 03/27/2006 : DON'T GET DRUNK IN TEXAS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0332 — 04/03/2006 : IRAQI WAR REPORTER JILL CARROLL KEEPS HER HEAD.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0333 — 04/10/2006 : THE FRENCH DON'T WORK; PRAYER DON'T WORK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0334 — 04/17/2006 : MEDICATION FOR THE FORGETFUL ALCOHOLIC; JERRY GARCIA'S OLE TOILET IS SOLD AND THEN STOLEN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0335 — 04/24/2006 : DOOR TO DOOR FAKE DOCTOR FEELING UP WOMEN'S BREASTS; BEN AND JERRYS ICE CREAM PISSING OFF THE IRISH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0336 — 05/01/2006 : OIL IS KICKING YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASSES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0337 — 05/08/2006 : THE ILLEGALS ARE GETTING RESTLESS; LOUIS RUKEYSER DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0338 — 05/15/2006 : WEIRD MARRIAGE IN MALAYSIA; THE MIDDLE EAST NEEDS SOME REAL HEROES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0339 — 05/22/2006 : NAKED TWISTER; INFLATION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0340 — 05/29/2006 : ENRON BOZOS GET BUSTED; NEVER TOO SMALL FOR JAIL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0341 — 06/05/2006 : BEAUTIFUL JENNIFER ANISTON GETS NAKED IN A MOVIE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0342 — 06/12/2006 : TOO MUCH ATTENTION OVER A FUCKIN BABY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0343 — 06/19/2006 : THIS KID IS TOO INTERESTED IN PI. DRUGS FOUND AT MASSACHUSETTS HOME DEPOT STORES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0344 — 06/26/2006 : SOME ASSHOLE GROUP WON'T LEAVE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ALONE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0345 — 07/03/2006 : WARREN BUFFETT GIVES BILL GATES SOME FINANCIAL HELP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0346 — 07/10/2006 : WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SARS; YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU WILL FIND UP A PRISONER'S ASS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0347 — 07/17/2006 : PUTIN KISSIN LITTLE BOY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0348 — 07/24/2006 : CELEBRITY BABY BULLSHIT AGAIN. WORLD WAR THREE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0349 — 07/31/2006 : WOMAN BEATS UP ELDERLY MOTHER WITH A LAVA LAMP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0350 — 08/07/2006 : IT'S FUCKIN HOT; MEL GIBSON IS HOT AT JEWS; ISRAEL IS HOT AT HEZBOLLAH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0351 — 08/14/2006 : TERRORISTS ATTEMPT TO DELIVER LIQUID DEATH TO AIRLINE PASSENGERS GOING TO AMERICA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0352 — 08/21/2006 : RELIGIOUS SCAM VICTIMS ON THE RISE; GERMAN FAMILY BEING EVICTED FOR PRAYING TOO LOUDLY; ANGRY MONKS FOR PEACE IN SRI LANKA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0353 — 08/28/2006 : THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER - PILL; HELLO KITTY GLITTER LAVA LAMP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0354 — 09/04/2006 : PLUTO AINT NO STINKING PLANET; KATHERINE HARRIS IS A STINKING BITCH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0355 — 09/11/2006 : SAUDI ARABIA IS A FUCKED UP PLACE TO LIVE; BEAUTIFUL CNBC FINANCIAL HOST ERIN BURNETT SCRATCHES HER ASS ON TV.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0356 — 09/18/2006 : I PAY TRIBUTE TO THE CROCODILE HUNTER STEVE IRWIN AFTER HE DIES FROM A STINGRAY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0357 — 09/25/2006 : THE POPE DOESN'T LIKE VIOLENT MUSLIMS; NEW ZEALAND SAYS THAT SMUGGLING DRUGS INSIDE OF LAVA LAMPS IS WONG.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0358 — 10/02/2006 : WEST VIRGINIA MINERS DYING TO KILL THEMSELVES; FEMALE ASTRONAUT COLLAPSES ON EARTH; PARIS HILTON GETS DRUNK AND DRIVES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0359 — 10/09/2006 : I GO TO THE DOCTORS; MIAMI CATHOLIC PRIESTS STEAL A BUNCH OF MONEY FROM THE CHURCH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0360 — 10/16/2006 : NORTH KOREA TESTING A NUCLEAR BOMB; CONGRESSMAN MARK FOLEY SENDING INSTANT MESSAGES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0361 — 10/23/2006 : GETTING HIGH ON MARIJUANA TO PROTECT YOUR MEMORY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0362 — 10/30/2006 : IT'S ELECTION TIME AGAIN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0363 — 11/06/2006 : LAURA BUSH WANTS ME TO VOTE REPUBLICAN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0364 — 11/13/2006 : THE DEMOCRATS ARE INVADING OUR GOVERNMENT; SADDAM HUSSEIN IS GONNA CROAK FOR HIS CRIMES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0365 — 11/20/2006 : ISRAEL HATES GAYS; LEGENDARY ECONOMIST MILTON FRIEDMAN CROAKS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0366 — 11/27/2006 : O.J. SIMPSON WRITES A BLOOD TAINTED BOOK; COMEDIAN MICHAEL RICHARDS DOESN'T LIKE BLACK HECKLERS; ISRAELI HOTTIE IN THE ARMY GETS BRUISED UP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0367 — 12/04/2006 : IT'S HARD FOR DIRTY OLD BASTARDS TO SEE STRIPPERS; STAY AWAY FROM ALLIGATORS IF YOU ARE HIGH ON CRACK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0368 — 12/11/2006 : NAUGHTY NURSES TO GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK; NEW YORK CITY FUCKING WITH RESTAURANTS OVER TRANS FATS; GAY PENGUINS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0369 — 12/18/2006 : IT'S IMPOLITE FOR WOMEN TO FART ON A PASSENGER AIRPLANE; COMEDY ACTOR PETER BOYLE BITES IT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0370 — 12/25/2006 : I HATE THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS.
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