WEAKLY COLLUMS 2007
HERE ARE THE WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2007.
WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2007
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0371 — 01/01//2007 : GERIATRIC SINGER JAMES BROWN DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ANY MORE; ETHIOPIA INVADES SOMALIA - I'M NOT FUCKEN MAKING THAT UP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0372 — 01/08/2007 : NEW YEARS (OR YEAR); SEEING DICK ON NEW YEARS; SADDAM HUSSEIN IS STILL HANGING AROUND; FORD GETS RECALLED - UP TO HEAVEN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0373 — 01/15/2007 : THE OUT OF CONTROL DEMOCRATS ARE IN CONTROL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0374 — 01/22/2007 : AMSTERDAM ERECTS STATUE TO HONOR PROSTITUTES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0375 — 01/29/2007 : YOU LOOK TOO YOUNG TO BE A SEX OFFENDER.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0376 — 02/05/2007 : CALIFORNIA IS NOT VERY BRIGHT; I HOPE CHICAGO LOSES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0377 — 02/12/2007 : GO TO THE NETHERLANDS TO WORK OUT IN THE NUDE; SPACEY ASTRONAUT BITCH LOOKING TO KILL FOR LOVE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0378 — 02/19/2007 : MEDIOCRE LOOKING GOLD DIGGING PLAYBOY POSING ANNA NICOLE SMITH BITES IT - AND THEN DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0379 — 02/26/2007 : DECEASED SINGER JAMES BROWN HAD MANY CHILDREN - SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY HIS; EVERYONE WANTS ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BODY EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD (AND WASN'T ATTRACTIVE WHEN ALIVE).
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0380 — 03/05/2007 : DEFROSTING MY REFRIGERATOR; DEAD OLD SENATOR STROM THURMOND AND REVEREND AL SHARPTON MIGHT BE FAMILY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0381 — 03/12/2007 : FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0382 — 03/19/2007 : COMEDIAN RICHARD JENI AND ROCK SINGER BRAD DELP KILL THEMSELVES DEAD; LSU WOMEN'S BASKETBALL COACH POKEY CHATMAN QUITS OVER HANKY PANKY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0383 — 03/26/2007 : GODLESS DOLLARS RELEASED INTO CIRCULATION; THE JAPANESE PEEPLE DON'T LIKE SEX.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0384 — 04/02/2007 : IDIOT TEXAS POLITICIAN WANTS TAXPAYERS TO PAY WOMEN TO NOT HAVE ABORTIONS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0385 — 04/09/2007 : WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR FATHER'S ASHES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0386 — 04/16/2007 : SOME NAPPY HEAD HOs FROM RUTGERS TAKE DOWN RADIO BROADCASTER DON IMUS; HELLO KITTY LAVA LAMPS ON EBAY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0387 — 04/23/2007 : SHOOTING MASSACRE AT VIRGINIA TECH UNIVERSITY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0388 — 04/30/2007 : RICHARD GERE KISSES A PRETTY WOMAN IN INDIA AND PISSES OFF THE NATIVES; TOILETS ON FIRE IN JAPAN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0389 — 05/07/2007 : THE MIDDLE EAST IS FUCKED UP; RELIGION CAN GIVE YOU RABIES; CAMEL BEAUTY CONTEST IN SAUDI ARABIA (BACKING UP MY FIRST POINT).
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0390 — 05/14/2007 : BEAUTIFUL SOCIALIST BITCH SEGOLENE ROYAL DOESN'T WIN IN FRENCH ELECTION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0391 — 05/21/2007 : IRREVERENT REVEREND JERRY FALWELL BITES IT. (HE GOES TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH JESUS.)
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0392 — 05/28/2007 : NOTHING NEWSWORTHY IN THE NEWS - NOT EVEN SEX OR LINDA RONSTADT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0393 — 06/04/2007 : TERRORISTS WANTED TO BLOW UP JFK AIRPORT; DR KEVORKIAN IS RELEASED FROM PRISON.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0394 — 06/11/2007 : FAMOUS SPAMMER GOES TO JAIL; PARIS HILTON GOES TO JAIL THEN IS RELEASED THEN IS UNRELEASED.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0395 — 06/18/2007 : ROBOT KIDS ARE A THREAT TO BABY HATER BILL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0396 — 06/25/2007 : A LAKE DISAPPEARS IN CHILE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0397 — 07/02/2007 : NUDIE WOMEN PICTURES ON EBAY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0398 — 07/09/2007 : PRESIDENT BUSH PARDONS INJUSTICE; NO ONE PARDONS PARIS HILTON.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0399 — 07/16/2007 : CINDY SHEEHAN THINKS SHE'S A BETTER BITCH THAN NANCY PELOSI; LET'S FUCKIN LEGALIZE ONLINE POKER IN AMERICA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0400 — 07/23/2007 : MY FOUR HUNDREDTH ANNIVERSARY ON THE WEB.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0401 — 07/30/2007 : SOME BITCH WANTS TO TAKE HER PURITY RING TO SCHOOL; NIGERIAN SCHOOL CHILDREN LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY ON THE INTERNET.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0402 — 08/06/2007 : THERE IS NO CHOICE BETWEEN BOTTLED WATER AND PUBLIC WATER.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0403 — 08/13/2007 : DATELINE NBC CATCHES SEXUAL PREDATORS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0404 — 08/20/2007 : YOU ARE LOSING MONEY IN THE MARKETS BECAUSE OF DEBT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0405 — 08/27/2007 : MY HEMORRHOIDS ARE A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS; NICOLE RITCHIE SPENDS 82 HOURS I MEAN MINUTES IN JAIL.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0406 — 09/03/2007 : WHO IS THE SENATOR IN THE NEXT STALL, DUKE LACROSS PROSECUTOR GETS PROSECUTED.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0407 — 09/10/2007 : MY ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY; CHINA IS FULL OF SHIT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0408 — 09/17/2007 : REMEMBERING SEPTEMBER 11; COMEDIENNE KATHY GRIFFIN SUCCEEDS WITHOUT JESUS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0409 — 09/24/2007 : DO WE WANT MORE RUSSIAN BABIES?
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0410 — 10/01/2007 : THE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO TEAR UP THE COUNTRY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0411 — 10/08/2007 : I WANT TO POKE SOME POKER POKIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0412 — 10/15/2007 : THE BITTER SWEET TASTE OF CRIME; THE CULTURE OF CHINA SUCKS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0413 — 10/22/2007 : PROPOSITION GALLERY IN NEW YORK CITY TO DISPLAY NAKED CHOCOLATE JESUS EXHIBIT; THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS STARTING TO FALL APART.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0414 — 10/29/2007 : 911 CONSPIRACY DUMBFUCKS INTERRUPT BILL MAHER'S LIVE SHOW.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0415 — 11/05/2007 : FUCK DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME; FUCK TIPPING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0416 — 11/12/2007 : MY INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER IS FUCKING THINGS UP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0417 — 11/19/2007 : AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL GROUP USING STUPID BABIES IN THEIR INSURANCE COMMERICALS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0418 — 11/26/2007 : BANKING ON SEX LANDS MANAGER IN JAIL; LET'S PAY A CHARMIN TOILET PAPER TRIBUTE TO MR WHIPPLE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0419 — 12/03/2007 : ITALIAN TEACHER PORNOGRAPHY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0420 — 12/10/2007 : RUSSIAN DOOMSDAY CULT TRYING TO LIVE UP TO THEIR NAME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0421 — 12/17/2007 : EVEL KNIEVEL CROAKS IN UNSPECTACULAR FASHION; MICHAEL VICK IS IN THE DOGHOUSE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0422 — 12/24/2007 : POKER PLAYER CHIP REESE DIES; THE SANDS CASINO IN ATLANTIC CITY IS TORN DOWN - LAST YEAR.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0423 — 12/31/2007 : FINALLY FUCKING ABLE TO POST MY PAGES ON THE WEB AGAIN; HOTTIE PAKISTANI POLITICAN BENAZIR BHUTTO IS MURDERED BY MIDDLE EAST DUMBFUCKS.
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