WEAKLY COLLUMS 2009
HERE ARE THE WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2009.
WEAKLY COLLUMS FOR 2009
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0476 — 01/05/2009 : 2008 CELEBRITY OLDBITCHUARIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0477 — 01/12/2009 : MY BODY IS A LETHAL WEAPON; I HATE THE BCS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0478 — 01/19/2009 : BARACK OBAMA WILL BECOME PRESIDENT OF A FAILING DEBT SATURATED NATION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0479 — 01/26/2009 : ROYAL BANK OF SCOTTLAND IS IN THE SHITTER; JOHN THAIN MUST TAKE GOLDEN SHITS AT MERRILL LYNCH.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0480 — 02/02/2009 : ILLINOIS GOVERNOR ROD BLAGOJEVICH IS FIRED; THE GOVERNMENT IS A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0481 — 02/09/2009 : MICHAEL PHELPS SMOKES POT; JENNIFER HUDSON AND FAITH HILL DON'T SING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0482 — 02/16/2009 : WE ARE STIMULATING OUR NATIONAL DEBT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0483 — 02/23/2009 : OBAMA AND THE GOVERNMENT LOVE OVERPRICED HOUSES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0484 — 03/02/2009 : IDIOTS IN INDIA AND IN AMERICA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0485 — 03/09/2009 : WE ARE GOING TO TAX THE RICH TO MAKE THE COUNTRY POOR.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0486 — 03/16/2009 : AN ISSUE DEER TO MY HEART.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0487 — 03/23/2009 : DON'T PRAY FOR A CURE FOR AIDS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0488 — 03/30/2009 : LET'S GET HIGH ON MEDICAL MARIJUANA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0489 — 04/06/2009 : MY CARTOON CONFESSION.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0490 — 04/13/2009 : A VERY TAXING TIME.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0491 — 04/20/2009 : I HATE RELIGIOUS FUNERALS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0492 — 04/27/2009 : CONAGRA IS RIPPING US OFF.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0493 — 05/04/2009 : IF I COULD ONLY INSURE THAT I GET PUSSY FROM THE ESURANCE LADY.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0494 — 05/11/2009 : WHAT ECONOMIC RECOVERY? I INITIATE CONTACT WITH ERIN ESURANCE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0495 — 05/18/2009 : FORMER FDIC CHAIRMAN AND CNBC CORRESPONDENT BILL SEIDMAN DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0496 — 05/25/2009 : CNBC IS TRYING TO GET ERIN BURNETT KILLED.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0497 — 06/01/2009 : I GOTTA GET A HOLD OF ERIN; I GOTTA GET A HOLD OF ERIN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0498 — 06/08/2009 : DAVID CARRADINE CROAKS; GENERAL MOTORS CROAKS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0499 — 06/15/2009 : CARRIE PREJEAN NEEDS TO FUCK INSTEAD OF TALK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0500 — 06/22/2009 : MY FIVE HUNDRETH ANNIVERSARY ON THE INTERNET.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0501 — 06/29/2009 : CELEBRITIES ARE DYING LIKE MOTHER FUCKERS THIS WEEK.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0502 — 07/06/2009 : PITCHMAN BILLY MAYS DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0503 — 07/13/2009 : JAY BUSH NEEDS TO KEEP DUKE IN LINE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0504 — 07/20/2009 : BUZZ ALDRIN PISSES ON THE MOON; WALTER CRONKITE DIES.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0505 — 07/27/2009 : WE ARE PISSING AWAY MONEY ON THE SPACE PROGRAM.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0506 — 08/03/2009 : A FEW BEERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO CALM RACIAL TENSIONS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0507 — 08/10/2009 : I MAKE SOME VERY RETARDED COMMENTS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0508 — 08/17/2009 : I WANT TO BITCH ABOUT SOMETHING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0509 — 08/24/2009 : WE SHOULDN'T SHOW COMPASSION FOR CANCER SUFFERING TERRORISTS.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0510 — 08/31/2009 : TED KENNEDY GIVES UP HIS SEAT IN CONGRESS - BY DYING.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0511 — 09/07/2009 : ALICIA SILVERSTONE GROWS RAW VEGETABLES IN THE RAW.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0512 — 09/14/2009 : ALIEN DUDE WITH SPACEY WIFE BECOMES LEADER OF JAPAN.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0513 — 09/21/2009 : WE DON'T NEED GOVERNMENT RUNNING HEALTH CARE.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0514 — 09/28/2009 : THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE, I MEAN NEAR.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0515 — 10/05/2009 : GOVERNMENT FUNDED ORGANIZATION ACORN HELPS ME SET UP MY BUSINESS WHILE I'M IN EARTHQUAKE STRICKEN CALIFORNIA.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0516 — 10/12/2009 : NASA DOES WHAT IT DOES BEST, CRASHES INTO THE MOON; DAVID LETTERMAN FUCKS HOTTIE STEPHANIE BERKITT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0517 — 10/19/2009 : I HAVE TO BITCH CNBC OUT A THIRD TIME FOR SENDING HOTTIE REPORTER ERIN BURNETT TO STINKY LOW LIFE COUNTRIES LIKE IRAQ.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0518 — 10/26/2009 : WE ARE IN A SELF IMPOSED TIME WARP.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0519 — 11/02/2009 : AMERICA HAS AN INTELLECTUAL DEFICIT AT UNDERSTANDING THE DEFICIT.
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0520 — 11/09/2009 : BABY ALIVE TERROR.
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