DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM
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DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS A WEB COLUMN OF AN ADULT NATURE. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE READ BY ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS THE PROPERTY OF DR SIMMONS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ANY UNAUTHORIZED USE OF HIS WEAKLY COLLUM IS PROHIBITED.
WELCOME TO MY WEAKLY COLLUM. HERE YOU'LL READ AND EXPERIENCE THE DUAL VIEWS OF DR SIMMONS THE WRITER AND DR SIMMONS THE TWISTED, FICTIONAL PSYCHOTHERAPIST. DR SIMMONS WEAKLY COLLUM IS PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY AND RUNS THROUGH SATURDAY OF A GIVEN WEEK. IT IS UPDATED EVERY SUNDAY AT NO PRESET TIME. ON SUNDAYS (AMERICA TIME) YOU MIGHT FIND THE MOST CURRENT WEAKLY COLLUM OR THE PREVIOUS WEAKLY COLLUM NOT YET UPDATED. SOMETIMES DR SIMMONS WILL GO BACK AND CORRECT TYPOS AND OTHER MISTAKES FROM PREVIOUS WEAKLY COLLUMS. HE IS OBSESSIVE REPULSIVE LIKE THAT. DON'T GIVE HIM A HARD TIME OVER THAT. HE JUST DOES IT BECAUSE HE CARES.
DR SIMMONS CAN BE MEAN AND VULGAR AND INSENSITIVE IN HIS WRITINGS SOMETIMES. BUT REMEMBER, THIS ISN'T REALITY. DR SIMMONS IS JUST A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT THINKS HE IS REAL. HIS WRITINGS ARE IN A WORLD OF THEIR OWN. DR SIMMONS LIKES TO CUSS, TELL WEIRD JOKES, READ ADULT HUMOR, DRINK BEER, FART, FUCK HORNY BABES, AND OTHER STUFF LIKE THAT. HIS WRITINGS REFLECT HIS TWISTED HUMOR AS WELL AS HIS NONCONFORMIST PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE (AND POSSIBLY HIS MENTAL PROBLEMS AS WELL). SOMETIMES HE WRITES TONGUE IN CHEEK FOOT IN MOUTH. OTHER TIMES HE IS MORE SERIOUS. HE WRITES ABOUT SUCH TOPICS AS PORNOGRAPHY, FARTING, LAVA LAMPS, CONSENSUAL SEX, CHILD MOLESTING CATHOLIC PRIESTS, GETTING DRUNK, ATHEISM, HIS DOGS RETARD AND BONG BONG, ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY, PUSSY, CURRENT EVENTS (THE FUCKIN NEWS), AS WELL AS OTHER SHIT. DR SIMMONS DOES NOT BELIEVE IN GOD SO PLEASE DO NOT PRAY FOR HIS SOUL.
CURRENT WEAKLY COLLUM
PREVIOUS WEAKLY COLLUM
WEAKLY COLLUM FROM TWO WEEKS AGO
HISTORICAL WEAKLY COLLUMS
I HAVE LINKS BELOW TO ALL OF THE WEAKLY COLLUMS THAT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. I INSIST THAT YOU READ THEM ALL. THAT WAY YOU WILL GET TO KNOW ME BETTER. START WITH THE EARLIEST ONES AND WORK YOUR WAY TO THE PRESENT. I GIVE YOU DESCRIPTIONS OF THE TOPICS OF EACH ONE IN THE MENU PAGES BELOW. YOU CAN RELIVE HISTORY BY READING ABOUT ALL THE EVENTS THAT WERE CURRENT WHEN THIS STUFF WAS WRITTEN. THERE IS SOME GOOD SHIT THERE. DON'T FIGHT ME ON THIS ONE.
WEAKLY COLLUMS 1999
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2000
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2001
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2002
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2003
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2004
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2005
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2006
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2007
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2008
WEAKLY COLLUMS 2009
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO GO TO THE HOME PAGE OF DR SIMMON'S TWISTED DOG, RETARD.
RETARD'S PAGE
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO HEAR DR SIMMONS CALLING HIS DOGS FOR DINNER.
CALLING DOGS TO DINNER
DR SIMMONS WEB BIO — GET TO KNOW ME.
DR SIMMONS WRITING STYLE PAGE — THE METHOD TO MY MADNESS
AUTHORS AGAINST READING — A GROUP WHICH I FOUNDED. DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT.
LET'S CELEBRATE ME — I SAID DO IT.
DR SIMMONS CHARITY PAGE — I'M A VERY CHARITABLE PERSON.
THE ANTI CIRCUMCISION BABY — HE HATES CIRCUMCISION.
PARODY PAGES — PARODY DONE BY A SICK MIND. (POLITICS, RELIGION, FICTION, AND MORE)
MAIN PAGE
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