BABY HATER BILL'S HOMEPAGE
THIS SITE CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE VIEWED BY BABIES. THIS PAGE IS PROTECTED BY SEVERAL FILTERING SOFTWARE PROGRAMS INCLUDING "CYBERBABYSITTER", "SAFEBABY", "NO BABIES ALLOWED", "BABIES STAY OUT", AND "BABY PATROL". BABIES STAY THE FUCK AWAY. I HATE YOU ALL.
I AM BABY HATER BILL. I HATE BABIES, HUMAN BABIES THAT IS. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THESE LITTLE MONSTERS. THIS WEBSITE IS A REFUGE FOR ALL OF YOU THAT CAN'T STAND BABIES. YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN HATING BABIES. THERE ARE MORE OF YOU OUT THERE THAN YOU THINK.
BABIES ARE SO OVERRATED. ALL BECAUSE THEY ARE IGNORANT AND HELPLESS, THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM "CUTE". NOT AT ALL. MOST BABIES LOOK LIKE THOSE UGLY WRINKLED CABBAGE PATCH DOLL TOYS FROM THE EARLY EIGHTIES.
BABIES ARE ALWAYS SHITTING THEIR DIAPERS. THEN THEY FUCKIN CRY ABOUT IT. THAT'S ALL BABIES DO : SHIT AND CRY, SHIT AND CRY. ADULTS HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER A BABY SHITS ITS PANTS, AND BABIES ARE THE ONES CRYING. IT'S THEIR FUCKIN FAULT. IT''S LIKE SOMEONE CRYING BECAUSE HE HAS NO MONEY, WHEN HE AINT TRYING TO GET A FUCKIN JOB.
BABIES DRAIN AWAY ONE'S TIME, ONE'S PATIENCE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ONE'S MONEY. WOMEN DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LATTER BECAUSE MOST OF THEM HAVE MEN TO TAKE CARE OF THE BILLS FOR THEIR UGLY NEEDY OFFSPRING. I HAD A VASECTOMY SO THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME. GOD BLESS VASECTOMIES!
IT'S SCREWED UP. SOME PEEPLE WHO DON'T HAVE CHILDREN BIOLOGICALLY DECIDE THEY WANT THE TORMENT OF A BABY ANYWAY. (THEY DIDN'T DO THE CRIME, BUT THEY WANNA SERVE THE TIME.) THESE DELUDED MOTHER FUCKERS DECIDE TO ADOPT NASTY ASS BABIES, VOLUNTARILY. THAT IS SO FUCKIN SICK. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN REQUIRED TO TAKE CARE OF? IT'S LIKE PAYING OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S SPEEDING TICKET. YOU DIDN'T DO THE CRIME OF BRINGING THE STUPID KID INTO THE WORLD. DON'T TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT. LEAVE THE BABY AT THE ORPHANAGE. THAT'S WHAT ORPHANAGES ARE FUCKIN THERE FOR.
SOME PEEPLE TAKE OFFENSE TO MY NEGATIVE VIEWS ON BABIES. THEY POINT OUT THAT I WAS ONCE A BABY TOO. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WAS A BABY ONCE. I'M GLAD I AM NOT ANYMORE. I SHIT IN MY PANTS AND CRIED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER AND SPILLED MY FOOD REGULARLY. THAT AINT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. I'M GLAD I AM NOT A BABY ANYMORE, AND I AM GLAD THAT I AM ABOVE THAT KIND OF GARBAGE BEHAVIOR. I HAVE TO LEARN TO OVERCOME MY PAST. I AM WHO I AM NOW, NOT WHO I WAS THEN.
BUT TO SOME DEGREE, I STILL FEEL THE SHAME OF BEING A BABY AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS. I JUST CAN'T SHAKE IT. IT'S LIKE A SCARLET LETTER. WASH IT OFF, PLEASE!
I DIDN'T LIKE MYSELF WHEN I WAS A BABY. I HATED MYSELF LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. IF I KNEW HOW TO KILL MYSELF BACK THEN, I WOULD HAVE. IT'S HARD TO KILL YOURSELF WITH A STUPID RATTLE.
I DON'T WANT TO BRING HARM TO BABIES IN ANY WAY. I JUST WANT TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM. I JUST WANT TO LIVE A BABY FREE LIFE. THAT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM FOR ME.
I'M NOT EVIL FOR HATING BABIES. I'M NO OSAMA BIN LADEN. I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE. I JUST WANT BABIES TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
MAYBE I AM BABYPHOBIC. I ACCEPT THAT DESCRIPTION OF MYSELF. I AM IN THERAPY WITH DR SIMMONS TO TREAT MY BABYPHOBIA. I WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE CURED BY HIM BECAUSE HE HATES THE LITTLE BASTARDS TOO. MAYBE I DON'T NEED TO BE CURED. I THINK I DON'T. LINKS
WEAKLY COLLUM # 0034 — THIS IS THE WEAKLY COLLUM WHERE DR SIMMONS FIRST INTRODUCED ME TO YOU ALL. LONG LIVE BABY HATING!
NO KIDDING — THIS SITE IS FOR PEEPLE THAT DON'T HAVE KIDS. YOU HAVE NO FUCKIN OBLIGATION WHATSOEVER TO HAVE KIDS EVEN IF YOU DO GET MARRIED.
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