DR SIMMONS CAST WEBPAGES
HERE ARE WEBPAGES OF SOME OF THE CHARACTERS THAT APPEAR IN DR SIMMONS WRITINGS. SOME APPEAR IN ONE OR MORE OF HIS BOOKS. OTHERS APPEAR ON HIS WEBSITE INCLUDING IN HIS WEAKLY COLLUM. RETARD — DR SIMMONS BIG DOG. HE LIKES GETTING FEMALE DOG PUSSY.
THE ANTI CIRCUMCISION BABY — PARENTS, PLEASE LISTEN TO HIS MESSAGE AND DON'T CIRCUMCISE YOUR LOVED ONES.
BABY HATER BILL — DON'T ASK HIM TO BABY-SIT FOR YOU.
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