<doghtml><head>GIVE ME HEAD BITCH!</head><body>RETARD'S TWISTED HOME PAGE
THIS PAGE CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE VIEWED BY PUPPIES. THIS PAGE IS PROTECTED BY PUPPYWATCH FILTERING SOFTWARE.
I'M RETARD, THE TWISTED DOG OF DR SIMMONS, AND THIS IS MY TWISTED HOMEPAGE. BARK BARK! I LOVE THE INTERNET BUT I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED SETTING UP MY OWN HOMEPAGE UNTIL RECENTLY. MY OWNER SAID I COULD PUT THIS PAGE ON HIS SITE. HE MAY NOT BE GOOD AT CLEANING UP AFTER ME WHEN I TAKE A SHIT ON THE FLOOR, BUT HE LOOKS OUT FOR ME.
I AM A LADIES DOG. I GET ALL KINDS OF WOMEN DOG ACTION. I LOVE FUCKING BITCHES AND MAKING THEM SQUEAL. WOOF WOOF WOOF! IT'S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. I'LL BE DOING IT SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. YOU CAN CALL ME A SLUT OR A WHORE OR A DOG, BUT I DON'T CARE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING AS MUCH ENJOYABLE GUILTLESS SEX AS YOU CAN IN YOUR LIFETIME. WOOF WOOF! [RETARD'S TAIL IS WAGGING REAL HARD AND FAST.] BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!
I AM FEATURED IN A COUPLE CHAPTERS OF DR SIMMON'S BOOK - ABNORMAL PEEPLE — DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT. I AM IN THE CHAPTER ON SMOKERS, AND I AM ALSO IN THE CHAPTER ON CHEAPSKATES. BUY THIS BOOK AND READ ABOUT ME. BUY A LOT OF BOOKS SO THAT HE CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY AND BUY BETTER DOG FOOD FOR ME. WOOF WOOF!
I WROTE THIS PAGE IN DOGHTML WHICH IS FAR BETTER THAN CATHTML, ESPECIALLY FOR EXPRESSING CANINE THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS. IT IS BEST VIEWED WITH DOGSCAPE. YOU CAN STILL VIEW IT THOUGH WITH THE LESSER BROWSER, INTERNET EXPLORER, OR OTHER WEB BROWSERS. RETARDS HOMEPAGE WAS BORN ON SUNDAY 07/16/2000.
RETARD'S DOG TREATS (LINKS)
ANIMAL PLANET — ANIMAL PLANET IS A CABLE CHANNEL ALL ABOUT ANIMALS. BARK BARK. I LOVE IT.
JENNY JONES — JENNY JONES IS SO PRETTY. I WOULD LOVE TO HUMP HER LEG.
REALBEER.COM — THIS IS A BIG BEER SITE. GO THERE AND GET EDUCATED. BARK BARK!.
HIGH TIMES — MAGAZINE OF MARIWANNA. WOOF WOOF!
ATHEIST LINK CENTER — I AM A DOG-GONE ATHEIST. FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I SHOULD BE A CHRISTIAN DOG. DOGS EXIST. GODS DO NOT. WOOF WOOF WOOF!
DOGPILE — I MAKE DOG PILES EVERY DAY. ACTUALLY THIS IS A META SEARCH ENGINE. USE IT TO LOOK UP PORN AND OTHER SHIT.
NETSCAPE — GO THERE AND GET A NETSCAPE BROWSER. DO IT OR I WILL BITE YOUR FUCKIN ASS.
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