April 2004.
What are we all going to be doing with our weekend? Weather permitting I'll be off in a boat of some kind enjoying the sun and sea. Living in paradise is great as long as you have time to enjoy it. I take that time. It may mean I'll die early or broke, but that's something I'm willing to chance. No political commentary today. Between the real job and fixing some things I find annoying on the page I haven't really had a chance to be up to date enough to know what I was talking about. And no. I was not off playing games. But you should. So go along. Go on and play. You know you want to.
"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another."
"Madonna"
New Yeti Sport Outside Link
War Buisness
Updating
Glad you're back. Sorry I didn't blog for a bit. Needed the rest I'm betting. Sunday we hit the beach followed by the drumcircle. Yup that's the picture above. I use it as the header pict until I drag a camera down there and take one myself. While I was gone no one impeached the idiot, so I felt a need to continue my trip into the blogosphere. Sit back while I take you on this voyage. Keep your hands to yourselves, and stop that fighting. No we aren't there yet.
"Get it into your head once and for all, my simple and very fainthearted fellow, that what fools call humanness is nothing but a weakness born of fear and egoism; that this chimerical virtue, enslaving only weak men, is unknown to those whose character is formed by stoicism, courage, and philosophy."
"Marquis De Sade"
Shove It Outside Link
Today
Mansions
Well I was away. No fibs about technical difficulties. I was just beat. Too tired to do much of anything. But I'm back now. Got an email from some other bloggers. One from Whoviating, and the other from Radically Inept. It's my opinion blogging isn't just typing what is currently on FOX, but reading and commenting on other blogs as well. I suggest you stop by and give them a read. Unlike my site theres a good chance they will make sense most of the time. Also to mentions of the photo at the bottom of my blog. Yes thats us. Minus one extra kid, a house full of pets, and alot more grey hair in my beard. But yup. That's us. Thanks for asking. Stay tuned.
"You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing and dance, and write poems, and suffer, and understand, for all that is life."
"Jiddu Krishnamurti"
Blob Lander Outside Link
Terror
Coding
Saturday. Nuff said.
"The fame of heroes owes little to the extent of their conquests and all to the success of the tributes paid to them."
"Jean Genet"
World Domination Outside Link
Respects
Bannings
Another fine Friday. In honor of Friday I drink. So does Henry. Henry is another fine example of why our country is going wrong. Used to be we loved our drunks. Heck even a good down home show like Andy of Mayberry had a town drunk with his own cell. And I agree people over do it. But instead of helping those who really over do it, we jail them, financially ruin them, then send them back out as if they've learned their lesson. It's Prohibition, pure and simple. They're back, and have people in the White House. Sometimes you just know somethings wrong but can't quite put your finger on it. I personally think jailing the populice of our country kinda detrimental to the whole freedom concept.
"I'm looking for a loop-hole."
"W. C. Fields" A lifeong agnostic discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed.
Buzzflash Outside Link
The Draft Revisited
Bios
Onwards to Friday. Another day down. One more to go. The weekend. Hmmmm, news. Well Kerry has finally hit the flip flop waffle google hall of fame. Damn those RNC bastards. Tho I personally think I could have done it faster myself. The White House link I have been adding could well be used by either party for years to come so check it out. I felt a need to drag peoples noses through the post I mentioned yesterday about comparisons. While mine was more they all suck, this comparison is alot better at stating a point. I throw up an Ashcroft link. Not since Tommy Chong have we seen such a huge success in the war on terrorism than this. Oh yeah. It turns out currently I have more female readers than men. By popular demand I'll try to throw a few links the ladies way. If you want a few links for the guys either email me like they did, or comment.
"Great works are done when one is not calculating and thinking."
"Daisetz T Suzuki"
Funny Junk Outside Link
Girl Porn Yuck Outside Link
Getting Drafty
Google Top
Mansions
Well the White House again came out saying they denied everything. I have no clue what the accusation was, but they denied it. George Bush wished the American workers well. Cheney was seen smirking nearby. Several bombings filled the news. Yet we still had time to hear about Michael Jackson. Worse yet. Today, I have had no beer. Pity me.
"I believe in the supreme worth of the individual and in his right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
"John D Rockefeller"
Project Apollonia Outside Link
Sexual Positions Outside Link
Praises
Comparisons
Right Wing Breaks
Onto a new day. There's questions surrounding the legality of Guantanamo. The pull out date of June 30th may be too soon according to spokespeople from the White House. A new ambassador to Iraq has been appointed. More soldiers are pulling out of Iraq. Of course they aren't American. Were still stuck there. But it wasn't a bad day back home. 420 just isn't what it used to be. Just too commercialized nowadays. Luckily for me there is beer So lets hope everyones hump day is a good one, and George Bush is impeached.
"On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."
"George Orwell"
Mega420 Outside Link
Election 2004
Voting Machines
Well another day another fifty cents. Not alot to complain about. Bush seems tied to the Saudis in some oil for votes scam. Oil buisnesses lie for profits and to keep up investor confidence. And our fearless leader is consorting with the freaking enemy. I don't care what you say. 15 of 19 highjackers Saudi Arabian. The family of Bin Laden flown out secretly before anyone can be questioned. Now a Saudi Prince looking over our war plans. Just who exactly does this President work for anyways?
I just couldn't resist adding this little snippet. It is after all 4.20 all day long so I doubt I'll be too serious just yet.
"Is that a cigar in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me"?
"It should be noted that when he seizes a state the new ruler ought to determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He should inflict them once and for all, and not have to renew them every day."
"Niccolo Machiavelli"
Steve Roach Outside Link
Charity
Raising the Stakes
Complaints Department
Well it's Monday. Hope your ready for it. I never am. What will tommorow bring us? Only the national news conglomerates know for sure. I'm looking forward to another day in the service industry of America. I'm one of those "Lucky Duckies", and if you met me and person and mentioned it I'd probably bend you into positions you wouldn't like. Heres to Monday. Can't have a Friday without it.
"I don't want anything I don't deserve, but if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid."
"Antonio Banderas"
Liguid Man Outside Link
Drunk Blogging
Hummers
Tech Tips
Weekend Edition. Running this one short. I have plans this weekend and don't want to spend all of it looking up things on the internet. Bad me.
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
"Kurt Vonnegut Jr."
Monkey Mind Outside Link
Political Truth
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Drum Circles
Off to an early start. Some soup. A few sandwiches. Forced fluids. I'm all better. Now am administering large quantities of beer to replace what was lost. Found time to write some crud. One is slightly inflammatory. Please spread that one around the internet. So now I leave you. You go enjoy the show.
"Men willingly believe what they wish."
"Julius Caesar"
Slurpee Gag Outside Link
Jeb Bush Supports Criminals
Hemp Cop
Wired Pages Fiction
So Tired
Too tired to move. Really. Hands and arms like lead. Slept for hours and hours. Will do the oracle thing as soon as I am able to move again. Check back for new visions tommorow.
"You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat."
"Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis"
United Florida Artist Outside Link
The War Room
Well I'm still wiped out from the drinking game over here. After hearing the shit rolling from that idiots lips I had to stay drunk. I have a friend who has always been a Republican After hearing the speech last night we both came away with different opinions. Some people are really just plain out wrong.
"If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man. All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened."
"General George S. Patton"
PinPin Outside Link
Coffins.
Body Bags.
Well today I feel worn out. Old age has been catching up to me for alot of years. Now don't think I haven't kept running as fast as I could, but sometimes your best isn't good enough. Yup there he is right behind old age. Death. The scum. Now I would be a liar if I didn't tell you in my mind I am still just a kid. It's old age and Death like a thief in the night that forces most of us to rethink our mortality. Forcing us to try to live better lives. Because after all, were it not for our lies to ourselves, we would see ourselves as the divine truly sees us.
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
"Milton Berle"
Rotten Outside Link
Why I Blog.
Trans Afghanistan Pipeline.
Seal Hunt.
Bubbles Go Pop.
Today is my birthday. I feel older. I went on the wagon yesterday. Short ride huh? I posted a link below last night. Titled Jew Watch. Well I went off half cocked again, and no don't wanna hear any short dick jokes. I've got a complex. Well I didn't research it as well as I should have and suggested in my writing that the Google word was Jew Watch instead of the actual case of "Jew" bringing up the same results. Now going back and Googling "Christian", or "Muslim", or "Hindi" I find no mention of hate groups in the top rankings. My apologies. I was wrong. As is soo often the case. Keep reading and you'll see me apologize alot more in the future. So on that note. And now for something completely different.
"Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza."
"Michelangelo, Ninja Turtle"
EHOWA Outside Link
Is God a Democrat?
Idiocy.
Religious War.
Haven't been much like writing lately so I threw some brain slurry online to entertain my own desire. Enjoy it for what its worth. How's about that mess in Iraq? Tune in. Oh by the way Happy Easter.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.."
"Jesus Christ"
The Boneyard. Outside Link
Jew Watch
Preemptive
Mama Warned You
Friday
Well I'm too tired tonight to do much so instead will link to an ongoing arguement in the comments section at Useful Fools Check under the headline "Protest Speech". To start off I conjecture Muslims demand ruthless leaders, and will not accept any imitation. John says no. Tune in. I also am adding these two picts to demonstrate my point at the brutality these people expect. The picts originally came from I don't know where, but I found them at Tasty Manatees. Click on the picts to see what he had to say.
"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."
"Henry Kissinger"
Drum Trybe. Outside Link
Changed the name of the page. Drunken Monkey Style Blogging sounds good to me. Nice ring to it. Easy to look up on the web. DMSB. Hmm wonder if I should trademark that? Naw.Well got some more brain drippings below. Think this picture below deserves some thought. And some credit. The guy who made it was pretty laid back about it. Said it wasn't too hard to do, ect. The picture will make it's rounds of the internet. It is indeed a thought provoking picture. Doubt everyone will have the same thoughts, but it makes ya think.
"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
"John Quincy Adams"
Adult Swim InuYasha. Outside Link
Banned Again
Walking "fiction"
Air America
Well I'm making changes to the page. I'll move the LINKS to the left side of the page. I will start adding an outside link at the top of each group of entries. Have some of that crap that pours from my mind wedged between. Then a comments tag I just added so you can tell me how badly I suck, and how deluded I am as an individual. For those who are donating or thinking about it. Well good for you. It's good to see people doing what everyone else thinks is a bad idea occasionally. So Good luck and I'll try and work it out as we go.
"The rule is perfect, in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."
"Mark Twain"
Police Reports. Outside Link
Rainbow
Fat Aussie Burger
Say it ain't so Paw.
"I don't wanna work. Just wanna bang on the drum all day."
Drunken Monkey Style Blogging
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