August 2004.
Tuesday. And for some reason, because Fark tells me to, this. I have no idea what subliminal suggestion made me do that. Let's just hope the same subliminal message isn't used in November. Poof! you're a lamp post. But don't take my word for it. Ask an expert.|
"I think him going to Vietnam was more heroic than my flying fighter jets. He was in harm's way and I wasn't." "George W Bush"|
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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES".
RNC
Well another Monday. Yay for us the workers. Celebrate our noble cause by worshipping The Leader for the next ten minutes then please return to work. But I jest. Surely I do? But not in jest someone BlogShared me. And imagine my suprise that I'm worth something. I still no matter how long I've been doing this get tickled people read my stuff. Sure some of the hits are people looking for Kung Fu, or Tshirts, or this Techno DJ. But hey I still get a kick out of being read globally. Over time the site has grown with around the same number of daily readers averaging out. I'm getting tight on space again and will have to figuire something out. But again I'm not asking for money. I'm of the thinking that with enough readers will come more advertisers paying more and more for ad space. Heck soon I may need an accountant so as to figuire out if I can declare part of the house as an office. People have written that you can tell a blog has become successful when it gets it's own domain name. While I feel it is when it needs an accountant to do it's taxes. Thanks readers. And to you who has listed me through BlogShares. Thanks. I think.|
"We have made the Reich by propaganda." "Paul Joseph Goebbels"|
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President Bush was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks." Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."
"Dick? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's the first lady's."
Ponderings
As you may have noticed I've been hosting Bush as Hitler images. That's because I find him and his regime similar to the adoration and messianic worship afforded Hitler prior to his gassing of the Jews. You might disagree with my politics. Even my suspicions Bush and company are heralding in the age of the antiChrist. But please allow me the American right to free speech. The right to tell it like I see it even if it is wrong. And if it's not wrong, expect me to be executed not long after the November elections. Because like a right wing whacko I know said, "You're playing a dangerous game Dave."|
"Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver." "Hermann Goering"|
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The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin...
"Warning: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.
We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing, so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure: Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper."
We're Waiting
Another day passes and trash day is upon me. Soon I'll get another paycheck and pay some more bills. Seems to me with both my wife and I working more than we ever had before in the relationship we should be doing better financially. We're not. What gives? I thought the economy was supposed to be doing good. Or at least thats what Fox and the Bush camp would have you think. But instead of paying attention to any real issues lets all pay alot of attention to the SBVFT and the Kobe Bryant case. Get a grip America. Demand better. Maybe they'll deliver a niblet.|
"It must be thoroughly understood that the lost land will never be won back by solemn appeals to the God, nor by hopes in any League of Nations, but only by the force of arms." "Adolf Hitler"|
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus.
The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to get up and investigate
When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asks, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and says, "YEAH, BUT
YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"
The Hunger
This is a post to make up for not posting. Pay no attention to the date of the comments below. It really is Wednesday. Honest. You can trust me. No really.|
"A leader who doesn't hesitate before he sends his nation into battle is not fit to be a leader." "Golda Meir"|
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Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalienable right.
Funsies
Another weekend has faded into my beer soaked memory. Not one but two drum circles. First the Nokomis one on Saturday, then the Siesta beach one on Sunday. As usual kids had a blast. Wife had some fun. Me I always enjoy going even when I don't. I guess what I mean is even if you're in a lousy mood you still have to appreciate the small things like perfect light cast on the water. Happy people dancing beneath startlight. But along with responsibility comes thoughts of turning in early and catching up on bills. What a waste of a perfectly good night and perfectly good beer. And with bills still looming vast on our horizon it'll be a few weeks before the pressures off. Here's to hoping next week brings a canoe trip. A friend of mine just visited Arcadia Florida. It was hit hard by Charley. He isn't rich, works for a living. Spent a few hundred on things needed, loaded them in his truck, and headed on that way. He described telephone poles snapped in half. Dead cattle in fields. Ponded water just everywhere. And people hit really hard in a low profile community. He did a good thing. His name is Ed. He's a local electrician and proves to me there are alot of good humans in this world. Lets see if we can all do something to help those around us. Lets make America a better place again. Lead by example as the good book was want to say.|
"The man who comes up with a means for doing or producing almost anything better, faster or more economically has his future and his fortune at his fingertips." "J. Paul Getty"|
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A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he then sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
Its Too Big
Out of It
Too Gather Many Things
This is a late Friday update. I've been soo beat from working and had obligations outside of blogging that I couldn't find the time nor energy to whip up something. I hope you see this in a good way. That I won't just throw up some links without any commentary. That I actually try and think of something. But no matter really. I haven't left yet. Haven't stopped. I'm still here. Been noticing a trend with all bloggers. They are all doing their best to recycle the same crap that we spoke about months ago. With neither candidate willing to do anything but run a smear campaign instead of letting us know what they will do with the issues, or even define the issues, we are being forced to improvise with recycled news. Or in some bloggers case, make things up. But the old Chinese curse says, "May you live in interesting times." Perhaps it's for the best things are dull. Speaking of dull. I've been seeing more and more people I know from down South way that tell me about their houses being near totalled by Charlie. I've also talked with several people who swear there are more dead bodys than they are reporting. I have no clue why they wouldn't disclose how many were dead but a few of the sources seemed beyond reliable. EMT's a few people who work with crematoriums or morgues. If theres any truth to it I wonder why they would be covering things up. A coverup being worse than an actual admission. If not lets attribute it to urban legend. Now I'm off to find my center. I'm thinking a sharp knife might be the quickest way, but the wife currently advises against it.|
"The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists." "Ernest Hemingway"|
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Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
Out of It
Too Gather Many Things
Blogging My Read
Later might not ever happen. In the blink of an eye it could all change. But you can count on Ebay to be there until the end. Offering up items like this. You can count on life seeking to break free of it's chains. And you can expect most men will get a kick out of this. Thats it for faking it. I'm off on a PS2 binge and will return to my regularly scheduled blogging soon.|
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." "Ernest Hemingway"|
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Two guys are sitting at either end of Kelly's bar late one night when one of them looks up and says to the other, "How's it goin'? You from around here?" The other guy says, "Upper West side." "Me too. Wher'd you go to school?" "PS-121" "Hey, so did I!" "What year did you graduate?" "1964""So did I!" "What street did you live on?""56th Avenue" "Geez,me too!" "What'd your old man do for a living?" "He was an iron worker." "Unreal! Mine too!" Just then another guy walks in and says to the bartender, "What's goin' on?" The bartender replies, "Not much...but the O'Brien twins are drunk again!"
Too Gather Many Things
Blogging My Read
Sitting Out Charlie
Well we made it through the hurricane and to celebrate we get to go back to work. Yay us! I could go into what bonehead things Bush said lately. Or I could rant about Kerry's inability to take a stand on an issue. But damn I bet it's hard waiting on him to order dinner from a restaurant. But instead I'm going to point out a fact. It's a fact that there are alot of bloggers out there on both sides of the fence spouting garbage. Lies. Misrepresentations of the truth. They most often realize they are doing it. For those who don't I feel pity. For those that do only disgust. But what is worse is the fact other people read it and take it as factual word for word. Yes the blogosphere has indeed become the "new media" of the future. Lies and biases included. How far we've come, or fallen depending on where you stand.|
"How it infuriates a bigot, when he is forced to drag out his dark convictions!" "Logan Pearsall Smith"|
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin
When she met up with Father Rafferty. The Father said, "Top o' the
mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and
yer husband two years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did,
Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and
I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh,
thank ye, Father." They parted ways.
Some years later, they met again. The Father asked,
"Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied,
"Oh, very well Father."
The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "Oh, yes Father. Three sets of twins and four singles,
10 in all."
The Father said, "Glory be! That's wonderful! How is yer loving
husband doing?" She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer
fookin' candle."
Blogging My Read
Sitting Out Charlie
Hurricane party at my house. See it's not only misery that likes company. Idiots sitting out hurricanes do too. And we all have this pesky tendancy to try our best to get bombed before it gets here. So please don't worry about our wellbeing. Just accept we're probably all having a blast. While the rest of Florida has done their best to empty the store shelves of every item there, and the gas pumps at stations from Miami to Gainseville. I mean seriously, just because a hurricane is scheduled to hit on Friday the 13th does not mean it's going to be "The Big One". Does it? Crap! Now I'm thinking I really should have gassed up the car and stocked up on something besides beer and Fritos.|
"It is bad luck to be superstitious." "Andrew W. Mathis"|
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why is a hurricane like a woman?
cause when they come they are wet and wild..........
when they leave they take your house and car.......
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Layed Back
The Package
Truth and Lies
Well preparing for hurricanes. That means extensive stockpiling of the most needed commodities. As such the beer shelves across Florida are emptying at an alarming rate. While I do realize some people are stocking up on water I figuire beer can be drank, or used to sterilize wounds. In a pinch we could even use the empty cans to bail out our house when the tidal surge comes. Lucky for me Jeb Bush has declared at state of emergency. Soon Katherine Harris will tell us there isn't anything to worry about as she's evacuating her beach house down Long Boat Key way. Wonder if theres any way we can pin this on the terrorist and their insidious weather device? Not sure but if it can be done expect it. NEWSFLASH!!! Terrorist seeding hurricane clouds. News at eleven. And if by chance the hurricane does come and blows down my house and all in it, well, it's not like we didn't see it coming right folks? But thats the problem with hurricanes. Sometimes they get really nasty. But more often than not they're just a big storm, alot of wind, and a few flooded streets. Kind of lulls you into a false sense of security. You know. Kind of like listening to Tom Ridge..
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"Mistakes, scandals, and failures no longer signal catastrophe. The crucial thing is that they be made credible, and that the public be made aware of the efforts being expended in that direction. The ''marketing'' immunity of governments is similar to that of the major brands of washing powder." "Jean Baudrillard"|
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that
your act displays a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him, with his bathrobe belt in
the bathroom. I am so sorry but he's dead. Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?
Layed Back
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Truth and Lies
There's a feud of some sort going on in The Troll Lounge. Alot of name changing, and people using other peoples names. Because of it I was banned from two of the right wing blogs I was used to posting in. But after going back and reading their pages for a few days in a row I realize they are full of shit. They print obvious lies and obvious misrepresentations on thier pages. Then they ban people who call it for what it is. So being banned is no great loss to me. I'll follow my past actions and leave their links up somewhere on the left, but I'm not gonna throw em anymore links. Doubt I'll be reading them much anymore either. With the size of the page, and the upkeep I have less time to sift through the bullshit these days, so I'm definately not going to jump into their piles of it. Seems I'm getting tired of arguing with talking points that can't think for themselves. Must be why I've started gravitating towards more Centrist blogs that actually have open debate happening. Maybe I'm mellowing. What a nice way of saying getting old as shit. Well you go read it. It is kind of fascinating in a car crash sort of way. The Troll Lounge.
"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." "Jerry Garcia"|
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A koala bear goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "wow! i didnt know koala bears like beer!" the koala says "yeah we like every thing you humans do" then he orders a steak. the bartender says "really....you guys even like steaks?". the koala says " i told you we like everything you humans do ". the bartender asks" do you like to eat pussy?".."duh" replies the koala. so the bartender informs him that down the hall there is a prostitute.......so the koala finishes his beer and steak and goes down the hall. there he meets a whore and proceeds to eat her pussy in a way only a koala could. after an hour the koala gets up and starts to walk away. the hooker says "hey buddy...you owe me money" he says" no way". so she proceeds to open a dictionary ."see PROSTITUTE...gives sex gets paid"...the koala indigently replies..."let me see that"...."see look......KOALA BEAR.......eats bush and leaves"
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News of note. Friend had a baby. We all like to see a happy ending. But with birth it's like a happy beginning. One of my blogrolled links changed to a new one with a song. The songs titled, "Get out of Iraq". It looks to be getting some airplay and coverage. I have to be honest and tell you I haven't heard it. Screwing with my computer awhile back something happened to the sound card, and I just don't feel like messing with it. I was also out cruising the internet and found this shocking article. Some things just aren't right. I also read somewhere, nope forgot to get the lin, my bad, that FARK has been selling hot links in their links of the day. Find it kind of cheesy, but hey they still have alot of funny shit to read so I'm still reading them. Wonder how many of you can spot the paid for links, and if any of you have noticed the right of center slant? There was the news about Iraq actually seeking to arrest some of their political criminals. Some Chalabi's or something. And like I've said in a few comments. Wouldn't it be nice if America started doing the same. I mean really cleaning house. Nothing as simple as a change of administration, but more like a total review of records and a really good witch hunt. I'm sure there was alot more worth talking about, but hey I gotta let some other bloggers take up the slack now don't I?|
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." "George W Bush"|
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A parish priest in a rural town was very fond of the
ten chickens and one handsome cock rooster he kept in
a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the
cock rooster was missing. At the same time the priest
heard rumors of cock fights being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something
during Sunday Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among
you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among
you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that
doesn't belong to you?"
Half the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: "Has anybody here seen my cock?"
All the choirboys stood up
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10000 Monkeys
Religion of Bush
Fridays are great. But when you have to give away all your money to "catch up" on bills. Well One gets kind of depressed. Knowing a new work week awaits with no end in sight till death takes you also tends to get you down. Any wonder the working class isn't a happy bunch. Any wonder drugs and drinking are an escape often used by these folks with little chance to ever live the lives of luxury the Bush's and Kerry's of this world take for granted. Yeah my Fridays gonna be great. Really it will.|
"If we've learned anything in the past quarter century, it is that we cannot federalize virtue." "George H.W. Bush"|
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A man entered a bar in a small Texas town and ordered a beer. The bartender served him and then turned on the TV. President Bush was holding a news conference. The patron said, "oh, that horse's ass again!" The bartender jumped over the counter and hit the man so hard he knocked him off the bar stool. "Sorry", said the man, "I didn't know I was in Bush country." The bartender said, "stranger, you're not in Bush country...You're in horse country."
"
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Trash day. That's the day in my neighborhood we throw out the trash. It happens every Thursday in my area. A few months from now is going to be another Thursday. It's a Thursday all of America will have the chance to throw out some trash. Of course being pack rats we'll drag in some new trash to replace it. But hey maybe this new trash will serve some purpose. Probably not but I was always taught hope springs eternal. November fourth. Lets make it Americas trash day. See what you can throw out.|
"Like many businessmen of genius he learned that free competition was wasteful, monopoly efficient. And so he simply set about achieving that efficient monopoly." "Mario Puzo"|
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the
pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure
the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a
jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law
somewhere.
"
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Today I think I'll use some of the crud that's been floating around my computer waiting for some relevance. So here we go. The Plot-O-Matic. I mean with this who can't write a novel? What's funnier you have to wonder if someone in Hollywood has already been using it. I found it funny pitting Bush and Kerry against some of our old favorites at Battle Monsters. And my local paper. The Herald Tribune. They actually ran a syndicated editorial with someone bombasting Theresa Kerry for telling a pushy asshole to Shove It. Like I said somewhere over in Wizbangs comments, anyone bashing a family member of a candidate is a bigot. Albeit a soft bigot but still a bigot. Through their attempts to assert that all the fish from a certain barrel will obviously think alike comes the basic bigotry of all races acting alike. It's really a shame to see local media running this kind of tripe. Worse yet many in the public community buy into it. Oh and just in case the writer of the article feels like defending their not being a bigot, I'll point everyone to this line in the manefesto, "Then comes Teresa, a native of Mozambique talking about un-American traits, an extraordinarily wealthy woman who, whatever charms she may possess, clearly isn't used to playing by the usual rules of civility toward lesser mortals. The rich really are different than the rest of us, but the smart and well-informed ones let the little guys believe otherwise.". Well lets start it off then shall we? She's from Mozambique. One of those "other" countries where everyone thinks alike and can't be American. Bigot. A wealthy woman. Anyone want to discuss selective class warfare here? She has no apparent charms. Unlike George Bush being videotaped wiping his glasses off on one of those lesser mortals shirts? Then she again goes off on class warfare again, without mentioning for a second Bush's wealth. Or his Father's. Their Father's. Why they came from a whole line of old wealth. Selective thinking at best. A blatant hypocrit and bigot at worse. Whoops my bad. The worse would be having to read drivel like this in your local paper. Well dammit that got longer than I wanted. You go read the article for yourself and tell me anyone this biased doesn't deserve a good doing.|
"To the rulers of the state then, if to any, it belongs of right to use falsehood, to deceive either enemies or their own citizens, for the good of the state: and no one else may meddle with this privilege." "Plato"|
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A drunk stumbles into a bar and orders a drink. "I am sorry, sir, but it is not our policy to serve drunks here. You will have to go elsewhere," replies the bartender. "Ah screw you! Who needs your drinks anyway?" says the drunk as he leaves. The drunk comes back in through the side door of the bar and orders another drink. Much to the suprise of the drunk, the bartender refuses the man again. "What the hell is the world coming to when a man can't get a damn drink?" remarks the drunk as he stumbles away a second time. Again, the drunk comes in, this time through the back door and once again sits at the bar and orders a drink, visibly upset by now. The bartender then tells the man, "Listen buddy, this is the last time I am going to tell you, I am not going to get you a drink. Now beat it." The drunk looks quite confused and then roars, "How many damn bars do you work at?"
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Well sure this is old news now but one can't forget about it. For years the Iraqis peacefully lived with other religions. Inside Iraq were groups of Christians and Catholics. Iraq was not the hotbed of religious intolerance portrayed by our government. It was not the land of Jihadist we set out to protect the world from. But over this weekend it became just that. It became a land of religious intolerance and a recruiting ground for new terrorist worldwide. And we should all know we have the current Administration to thank for this. Thanks George Bush. We really did need another country filled with people who hate us because we're Christains. Thanks. Alot.|
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character." "P. J. O'Rourke"|
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This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says" Have you seen Ilene?" The guy is rather confused and asked " Ilene who?" The bartender relies " I lean over and you kiss my ass." Well the man was offended by this and walks out the door and into the bar across the street. So he sits down and orders a beer. While he is drinking his beer he tells the bartender what the other bartender said to him. The bartender then told him," You know what you should do, you should go back over there and ask him if he has seen Ben and when he says Ben who you say I bend over and you kiss my ass. So the guy goes back across the street and asks the Bartender if he has seen Ben. And the Bartender said " Yep, He just went out the door with Ilene." The guy asks" Ilene who? ......
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Here it is the first Monday of a new month and I haven't even thrown out some heads up to my Truth Laid Bear linkers. So here we go. Coffee House Studio, Approximately Perfect, Whoviating, Seldom Sober, Eccentricity, BYTE BACK, Rogue Analyst, Radically Inept, and In Search of Utopia. Please don't forget to check out Hairy Fish Nuts as well. I mean heck, check all my links. Theres something in there for everybody. If it wasn't for the porn it'd be a family web site now wouldn't it? Oh and two of the links above aren't currently linked to me through Truth Laid Bear but hey I love em anyways.|
"O unbelievers, I serve not what you serve and you are not serving what I serve, nor am I serving what you have served, neither are you serving what I serve. To you your religion, and to me my religion!" "Qur'an"|
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A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a
little practice in before the final exams. He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the body and to his surprise he found a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring this was fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to his surprise, music began playing "On the road
again... Just can't wait to get on the road again..."
The student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the rectum. The music stopped. Totally freaked out, the student called the Medical Examiner over to the corpse. "Look at this. This is really something!" the student told
the examiner as he pulled the cork back out again. "On the road again... Just can't wait to get on the road again..."
"So what?", the Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery.
"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the
student. "Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "Any asshole can sing country music."
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