BIOS.
Age? Damn you are rude. I'm old enough alright. And no, I am not "that" old.
Sex? Yes please.
Place of birth? Earth.
Religious affiliation? You mean those voices in my head? Uhhh, okay I guess so.
Favorite sandwich? Theres choices?!?
Hobbies? The internet maybe? Could be. Right?
Present location? Well I'm here, no now I'm there, no now here, nope now there.
Influences? Is this peer pressure again?
Favorite sport? Women's nude volley ball.
Favorite food? Yes please.
Education? Not again.
Pets? Many. It's my belief "Death" gets confused who to kill, so the more near dead pets around me the better.
Is that your picture at the bottom of the blog? Yes it is. I am a three headed, beer drinking river monster.
Is any of this true? Sure every bit of it. Except for the false stuff.
Well how will we know the difference? You gotta guess. Have fun.
Well I got to thinking about the need to have a real Bios. So here goes.
My name is David and I live in Sarasota Florida. I'm married with three kids. I have a lovely wife and great kids even though most times I feel they are monsters out to drive me insane. My house is run down and in need of alot of work, but hey I have a house. I work construction as a block layer. It's hard sweaty work and I'm usually filthy but it's paying the bills off and on. I'm 42 but feel like a teenager most times. But thanks to my body I can be constantly reminded by the aches and pains after I go out acting like a kid. I'm tatooed. Got most of them in prison. I'm not some killer, or rapist, or even a robber. I did most of my time for a drug crime. I ended up doing around 4 years for one valium. Yes that's the truth. I have little respect for the law, the police, or our government. I feel for the most part they have overstepped their boundries by a long shot and need to get out of our lives and our bedrooms. I finished high school but never went on to any higher learning. Once upon a time when I had time I devoured books. My favorites were usually science fiction. I like Farscape and don't give a frell what you think about that. We own a few pets and get our kicks on the cheap by canoeing and hitting the drum circle. I have abused most drugs at one time or another. I wouldn't suggest anyone follow my path. It;s a lotta hard knocks and I'm very lucky to still be alive. I consider myself a Christian. Not a very good one, but lucky me Jesus is forgiving. I never used a computer before some years ago. Since then my wife has taught me HTML, we taught ourselves how to build maps in several games, Duke Nukem and Quake. I played Ultima Online for some time, and then went on to playing free servers for even longer. While playing the free ones I found Sphere which is the emulator that was most used and probably still is the most used Ultima online emulator out there. With it I built a few small servers for free game play. Jumped on the blog bandwagon not long after finding Hoffmania and Buzzflash. Between the two I felt a need to add my voice out there. Not long after I started having dreams of making as much cash off of blogging as someone in the league of Insta Pundit. But I'm just happy to get regular readers and unusual hits. That about does it for a quick rundown of me. For more in depth info read my blog.
