Trolling For Fun.
Today we start with some trips to last visited troll sites. We do want to see what was said. Now that we have replyed making it look like we know what were talking about is advised, so reading much of the content after replying is advisable.
A few nibbles here. There. Nothing to hang a hook in or make a dinner for a hungry troll. Make some additions to web site. Some twisted. Mix in some morphed religious attitudes sure to clash with most churches in existence. Add enough fact to make people wonder if it's real. Deny it's real. Say it's false. Then say it's true. Sick twisted. Hmm maybe I should add some pet pictures. Note to self, look for pictures of cooked pets on google.
Troll sites off of favorite blogs. Step to the left. Tell em Kerry is as lame as Bush. "And their off." Step to the right mention Bush totally sucks and four more years of him are sure to end in nuclure winter. "Left takes the lead, followed by the right nearing the bend."
I don't know why I do it. Having already figuired out the universe and everything else. I do know it all. No really I do. I knew you would think that. No really. But anyways.
I find some funny shit out here. I get distracted. Obviously there are some folks who get it. But back to the troll game. Heres a left site. I love it. It is so blatant gay as to have rainbows on the page. Oh crap. just looked. It does, but it's disguised as a sunset. They get their fair share of trolls, so they see me coming. No I don't have a web cam and your sick for thinking it. "Kerry hates the idea of homosexual marrage." "A huge lead by the left in the straightaway."
You know thats not fair picking on the site because they are gay. You don't hate gays, and care less who they stick it in as long as it ain't you. Yeah, but they all pounced after the carrot on the stick of the "Gay Marrage" issue so fast as to forget that beating George and getting someone decent in, that shit fell apart and we ended up with Kerry and George.
A quick stop to the Aussie site. Often can't tell which way the site leans. So often it's so right as to be insane, other times way leftist. I can only attribute the Aussie blog I troll shifting sides so often to the massive amount of beer they are known to swill. Kinda like swaying in a bar after to many only they do it with attitude as well. Could be, bet some smart ass Aussie college kid will get money from down under to see if drunks vote different accourding to time of day. I bet they all wear flip flops.
Dangit you. You have tormented the Aussies enough. You better stop now or it might happen. What might happen. You know, the Simpsons, the episode where Bart was gonna get the boot. Oh yeah. Well then stop it now. I can't. I need help. Really. Send money to Trollneedshelp@usa.gov.com
A quick find of a new Right site. Quick scribble after reading the stuff there. Start slow. Say something obvious, hard to disagree with unless they look like morons. Come back to it later, check for nibbles. Remember someone will bite since this is the most moronic web site around.
Why do I do this? Why? I have to stop. I shouldn't go on. Ahhhh, ohhhhh, ummmmm. A rabid right site. Here I can cause a froth. A quick feeding frenzy. But what to say, what to say? Ahhh, "Clinton wouldn't have done that." It always works and several always rise to the bait. Must find right thread.
I grow tired. I must rest. Nothing further interest me. But wait. Look. Canadians probably drunker than Australians. Hmmmmmm. They live closer to home so importing them would be easier. Bet the taste just as good being all booze soaked. But from the looks of em they may suffer from Mad Cow. Well maybe another day.
Go away. It's over. Were done for now. I don't care where you go, but you gotta leave, cause you can't stay here.
