November 2004.
New job. One could almost notice a trend. Maybe building other peoples homes who are far richer than I shall ever be thanks to the Northern Unions they worked for isn't my bag of tea. Perhaps I should seek a new line of employment before my chosen profession sends me to an early grave. Or perhaps I secretly hope to die young so as to escape the pains of this world. A coward not willing to go the full route and blow my brains out, but instead killing myself slowly with drinking and excess. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. You see Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, and the host all see a better after life, so dying is just another step. Many look forward to dying. How far exactly does one take their religion when dying is prefferable to life.|
"Who does not know that kings and rulers sprang from men who were ignorant of God, who assumed because of blind greed and intolerable presumption to make themselves masters of other men, their equals, by means of pride, violence, bad faith, murder, and almost every other kind of crime? Surely the devil drove them on."
"Pope Gregory VII"|
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An elderly couple suffering from deteriorating memory signed up for a power memory class to improve their memories. The power memory method taught them to remember things by associating these with familiar objects. After completing the 5-day course, the old man was discussing the merits of the course with a neighbor in his backyard.
The old man claimed, "Signing up for that power memory class was one of the best things I've ever done."
The neighbor asked, "So who was your instructor?"
"Well, lemme see," said the old man. "What do you, ahhh, call that flower that smells nice but, ummm, has those thorns..."
"A rose?" volunteered the neighbor.
"Yeah, right!" nodded the old man who then turned towards his house and yelled, "Hey, Rose, what was the name of the instructor in our power memory class?"
Brain Soup
Jesse James Hardy "pulled from archives"
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Dr. Foo
Another Monday upon us with Christmas and bills looming ever larger. For this we in Florida give thanks just to have a job. Many of our neighbors have none thanks to downsizing, hurricanes, and illegal immigrants. But I can't blame it on immigrants can I? They are doing the same thing I would do if the need really arose. Seeking to better themselves and their family. Those to blame are those who would try and decieve you so as to bilk you out of the last of your cash. Those who would lie about where we stand so they don't have to face the music. And where we stand is economic ruin and a sure to happen depression. Because until we all, worldwide, make the same payscale other countries will be able to make and grow things cheaper. So we will never be able to compete globally until the changes are made. And all of the great speeches and great conventions the liars may host are but smoke and mirrors to distract your eye away from the truth. And from the looks of it they have decided to loot other countries of their wealth rather than telling you the cold hard facts of life. Another cold hard fact of life is there are many in Washington who are fully aware of these simple facts but prefer to live as they are rather than what is good for all.|
"Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world."
"Joel A. Barker"|
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
Brain Soup
Jesse James Hardy "pulled from archives"
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
BlondSense
Yes I missed Friday's update. But I did do a weekend one just for you regular readers. This little snippet will be brief because I'm going to watch Return of the King on television tonight. I didn't rent it but am getting free Starz for the weekend and it's on there. No I won't be doing a review. So you folks play some games, check some links, and generally have fun. See ya Monday.|
"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself."
"Jessamyn West"|
Guy Porn
Girl Porn
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If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, eats your food, messes up your stuff, takes your money, and never behaves as if you set it free in the first place, then you either married it, or gave birth to it.
Graphs "pulled from archives"
Cheap Labor
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Wirearchy
Happy turkey day folks. Thank whoever or whatever it is you feel deserves thanks and have a joyous day of food and relaxation. But one wonders why we would celebrate a day through gluttony and sloth. It's not like theres any other days I can think of that celebrate one of the other seven deadly sins after all. But maybe there is indeed cosmic karma for those who would feast on the carcasses of other beast. Or maybe not. And for you vegetarians out there, well I heard the native American word for that translates as "he who can not hunt". Get over it. |
"The fool that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well."
"George W. Thornbury"|
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A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.
Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop! the shocked girl shouts.
I know, he replies. I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this.
Cheap Labor
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Monkeypup's Wild Ride
Well I regret to inform you that I haven't been keeping up with current affairs recent. Instead I've spent my time partying and watching bad television. Since we all know that "all" television is bad television, it is with the greatest regret that I must tell you I'll most likely be doing the Sponge Bob marathon this Thanksgiving. And isn't it a shame that a grown adult finds the most entertaining of shows currently on that growing list of cable stations to be an animated cartoon about a sponge. And am I cheating my children by not forcing them, ala ClockWork Orange style, to watch the Walton's Thanksgiving Specials like my family did to me. Naw! But if I don't make them watch it they won't know how lucky they really are. To think, the only way to make my children really appreciate how lucky they have it is to make them suffer. Hmmm. Come to think of it I just may start enjoying this fatherhood stuff a bit more.|
"Happiness lies in being privileged to work hard for long hours in doing whatever you think is worth doing. One man may find happiness in supporting a wife and children. Another may find it in robbing banks. Still another may labor mightily for years in pursuing pure research with no discernible result. Note the individual and subjective nature of each case. No two are alike and there is no reason to expect them to be. Each man or woman must find for himself or herself that occupation in which hard work and long hours make him or her happy. Contrariwise, if you are looking for shorter hours and longer vacations and early retirement, you are in the wrong job. Perhaps you need to take up bank robbing. Or geeking in a sideshow. Or even politics."
"Robert Heinlein"|
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
Cheap Labor
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Call of Cthulhu
Yes as some of you may have noticed I missed the Friday update. Yes I didn't even bother commenting about it until Tuesday. Get over it you slave drivers. My life still sucks. I have jumped off the wagon once again. Having traced my real problems to something other than drugs and drinking I feel no more compulsion to try and stop either. After all, I use them to hide from the pain of my other problems, and what's good for pain is good for me. One must wonder how exactly we apes ever made it out of the trees, and once on the ground how we ever survived. Well I found those answers here and wished to share the truth with you my readers. Now go play a game, Check out some more of those links, and generally forget what you're avoiding. That's my plan, plus beer. And in a Monkey Cage frame of mind, you know something I really like to do? Well I like to pee outside. I do it really up high on trees and bushes so as to really screw with animals minds. I mean heck, if they come that direction and sniff any of the trees they'll know who's boss now won't they? At the very least they might suspect some huge scary human like creature lives nearby.|
"A government, for protecting business only, is but a carcass, and soon falls by its own corruption and decay."
"Amos Bronson Alcott"|
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One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"
News Filtering In
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Truth Out
Well I'm still in a mood. It comes and goes. Instead of babbling crap that would only serve to depress you the reader, or drive you away, I'll post a couple of things I found interesting or amusing. So without further fanfair I present, TrunkMonkey and Faith. Enjoy.|
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true."
"Demosthenes"|
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A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
News Filtering In
Tick Tick Tick
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Guerilla News Network
With the mop of in Fallujah and Mosul going on we hear of new interesting finds. I mean they actually found copies of the Quran. Which is kind of saying federal agenst raided a motel and found copies of the Bible. They also say they found computers and literature. Which our federal agents could find in the waiting room of most doctors. The really interesting find was a banner proclaiming the home of the Iraqi branch of Al Quieda. It's a new organization, created since we've been in Iraq, and I'm betting much like it's namesake it isn't tied down to any certain building or town. So we bombed a city or two so we could rip down a banner. Heck of a war folks. Heck of a war. Stay tuned for more interesting spin in the reality of killing people in another country for oil.|
"Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed."
"Bob Dole"|
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A woman buys a toaster that turned out broken.
So she goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" !
She explains the situation with the toaster.
He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
Humor Lost
News Filtering In
Tick Tick Tick
Issues
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Scamboogah
Well the hit counter on the page is about to top ten thousand. I had already started the page and had close to four grand before I started using the counters I'm using now so I celebrated awhile back............ Damn that sounds alot like a hundred other blogs celebrating their ten grand mark. YAY ME! Maybe I should brag about how quickly I got my hits. Maybe I should go all grandiose about what formula works for making a successful page. But maybe I should show a little humility and save my gloating for a real paycheck. Sure I got 10k hits. But have I made a decent paycheck yet? Has this become my main form of revenue? Since the answer is no I'll keep on keeping on and try and supply a little of this and a little of that. You dear reader keep coming back and linking to me to show your love and I'll keep on plugging along to see if eventually blogging does pay off. Deal? Check back in when I have 20k hits to see if things are any better. If they are then I'll go off on how I made it, and what formula to use. Deal.|
"People have not been horrified by war to a sufficient extent... War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige as the warrior does today."
"John F. Kennedy"|
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said."You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,"
The agent replies, "Then you’re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
News Filtering In
Tick Tick Tick
Issues
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Norbizness
Well times they are a changing. Hmmm that sounds familiar somehow. But anyways on to some predictions. A new "dream" cabinet will soon be produced to bring about drastic changes in our government. The CIA will be revamped and Americans will be scrutinized to a greater degree. "If you're not with us, you're against us" will become a catch slogan for the new reich. American policy will cause another country to attack us soon. Not some rogue terrorist group, but another country. They will justify their actions by claiming preemption. Things will get alot worse before they get better. Stock up on the can goods and have your fallout shelters built deep. Not like it would help but it'll keep you busy. The Reverand Moon will step into the spotlight and either run or endorse the dream ticket of Arnold and Jeb in 2008. But that's not prediction. That's just parroting what the Media is saying. Seeing as how they would have the name recognition with Jeb, and he has disaster background thanks to Florida's hurricanes. By then with America in disaster it'll be a key running point. Then there's that pesky bomb. Prophets get tortured. Comedians get laughed at. With my luck they will laugh at my torture.|
"Most commonly revolt is born of material circumstances; but insurrection is always a moral phenomenon. Revolt is Masaniello, who led the Neapolitan insurgents in 1647; but insurrection is Spartacus. Insurrection is a thing of the spirit, revolt is a thing of the stomach."
"Victor Hugo"|
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. Then the cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. So she explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...
News Filtering In
Tick Tick Tick
Issues
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Rush Limbaughtomy
Well today I present a listing of other blogs not too ashamed to link to me. Give them all a visit and a read. You just might come away from it a bit smarter than when you went in. If you've linked to me and I haven't listed you my apologies. I use "The Truth Laid Bear" and "Technorati" to find out who links me as well as checking incoming links from "StatCounter". Now go off and start checking them links.
Aaron's Rant Blog
American Samizdat
Approximately Perfect
Blah3
Busy Busy Busy
Byte Back
Coffee House Studio
Drunken Ravings
Eccentricity
Gimpy's Weblog
Hairy Fish Nuts
In Search of Utopia
Joel's Home Page
Liberal Patriots
The Monkey Cage
My Little Corner of the World
My Blahg
My Single Mom Life
No Touch Monkey
Pamella's Gifts
Post Atomic
Radically Inept
Rogue Analyst
Scratchings
Seldom Sober
The Original Musings
The River
Vast Left Wing Conspiracy
War Forever
Whoviating
And this doesn't link to me but I found noteworthy anyways. Enjoy.
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"Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands."
"Clint Eastwood"|
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A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, "get out, old man! this is my barn now!"
"Tell you what," says the old rooster. "I'll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks."
The old rooster takes off towards the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
"Dammit," says the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month!"
Tick Tick Tick
Issues
How Can It Be
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
All Hat No Cattle
Well I pretty uped the place. Archived, fixed a few bad html tags, and basically fixed what I "should" have fixed by the second at the latest. Always the one to do tommorow what I could do today, I'm just happy it's done. For this month that is. Feeling slightly better about life. Got another job I'll soon be able to complain and grouse about. The weather has been nice. And my children, who you may have come to know as those viscious animals who seek my early death, have been behaving above expectations. Of course that just scares be since I know it means they are plotting their next attack on my sanity. But I have plans to slow them down. Later this month I plan on feeding them enough turkey to sink a barge in hopes the chemical in turkey will cause them to sleep right through until next year. That way I can skip out on buying overpriced Christmas presents, and with any luck float right past both birthdays as well. As some may have noticed some of my humor has left my post. Instead I bash Bush for being such a bush, and focus my energy on denouncing his ambitions of becoming pope before it's too late. Of course he could start with some simple miracles to convince those of us not already brainwashed. My preference would be the burning bush bit. I mean hey, I got a right to dream too. |
"There's none so blind as they that won't see."
"Jonathan Swift"|
Guy Porn
Girl Porn
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In 2000, the two major party presidential candidates agreed that Americans were seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details. The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated that the media present Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity.
In other words, Bush said there was too much gore, and Gore said there was too much bush.
Tick Tick Tick
Issues
How Can It Be
HOBO
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Get Your War On
No. I haven't archived yet. I'm just happy to be updating again. I'll get out of the funk I'm in soon enough. Until then enjoy the many wonderful links I have to the left, and those not so wonderful ones too.|
"For me, it is as though at every moment the actual world had completely lost its actuality. As though there was nothing there; as though there were no foundations for anything or as though it escaped us. Only one thing, however, is vividly present: the constant tearing of the veil of appearances; the constant destruction of everything in construction. Nothing holds together, everything falls apart."
"Eugene Ionesco"|
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On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear.
She said, ''Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!'' The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, ''Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!'' This time, he figured he'd better look into it.
A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. ''Excuse me sir, could I help you?''
The elderly man looked up and said, ''Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it..."
The man continued, "I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!''
Issues
How Can It Be
HOBO
Ringed Earth
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Catastrophic Failure
Don't ask. I've got issues. I'll be back soon enough. When I'm back I'll update and archive. So until then spread the knowledge.|
"Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy, and the most aggravated form of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty."
"Plato"|
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George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard.
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, "Protect the environment and clean up the air."
Dubya countered, "Why should the clouds be white and the water be blue when they could be all kinds of cool colors? Is that so terrible. Can't we agree on it? Can you spell "Is" and "We"?
The boy spells out "Is" then "We" on the blackboard.
"My friends at the oil companies can make chemicals to make trees tall. In fact, they already did. Can you write, "tall" and "did"?
The boy writes the words on the blackboard.
"Now young man, what have you learned from your talk with the President?"
The boys stands up and reads what he has written on the blackboard aloud: "The President is we tall did."
How Can It Be
HOBO
Ringed Earth
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
None Today
With another weekend in front of us one must wonder how we will survive. For those in Iraq it's a second by second battle to not bolt to the nearest exit. For our president it's a time to relax before the pressing buisness of statesmanship goes into full swing. Next time he takes a vacation, ask yourself if the troops in Iraq have that luxory. And if you fairly answer no, then ask yourself why on Earth this asshole is allowed to be taking vacations. Just a thought. Some of us actually do care about the troops and not just the partisan buisness of getting a Republican elected. So he got elected. Happy? Fine. Now what's he done for us lately? |
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."
"Adlai E. Stevenson"|
Guy Porn
Girl Porn
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"President Bush went out touting his economic record in Ohio last week. Now this is a state that lost 225,000 jobs since Bush took office. You know, if Bush wants to tout his record, he should do it somewhere where the Bush economy has actually created jobs, like India, or Thailand, or China." "Jay Leno"
How Can It Be
HOBO
Ringed Earth
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Adult Swim
Went out and checked the pulse of bloggers today. Found more than a few planning to dig the trenches a bit deeper and continue the battle. Some plan on folding up. There is a general sense of a need to wail and gnash ones teeth as the end of the world has come about, but why go silently into the night? As such I plan to continue blogging. Plan to try my best to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights the best way I can. By ridiculing the actions of our leaders who so freely fleece the people while tightening the noose. So expect another four years of me bashing Bush unless someone finds a charge that'll stick. It's my country too, and I plan on fighting to keep it just the way it was before these fools started destroying it.|
"You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected."
"Gerald Barzan"|
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A guy on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire! He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends... so we're taking up a collection for him!"
The guy asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
HOBO
Ringed Earth
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Wonkette
Well I missed yesterdays update. Since I often update very late at night so as to have it posted prior to you waking up, it ran conflict to Halloween festivities. For us that meant decorating the house in a mad dash to get done, while making sure the children were dressed, and the pumpkins lit. The wife decided to cook while I took the kids on the rounds. We're lucky to live in a neighborhood with alot of kids still. Much of Florida is retirement villas with no kids. But our area has plenty so the lights are on and people are out and about. A friend complained they had so few in their area that I feel lucky where I live even though I often dislike the run down dilapidated house. But needless to say by the time everything was done I really just wanted to sit and relax instead of sitting in front of a computer. I hope everyone had a safe and wonderful Halloween. And now that it's past I hope we can concentrate on the next holiday. Bush's Resignation Day.|
"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader."
"Jon Stewart"|
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George Bush and Dick Cheney are watching the 6 o'clock news on TV one evening. Cheney bets Bush $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.
"I'll take that bet," Bush replied. A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. Cheney, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to Bush and tells him that he does not need to pay the $50.
"No, a bet's a bet," Bush replied, "I owe you $50 dollars."
Cheney, feeling even more guilty, replied, "No, you don't understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."
"That's okay," said Bush, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Ringed Earth
Bummed
Happy Drunks
Where Ya Been?
Todays additions to the Links to Left.
Joi Ito
"I don't wanna work. Just wanna bang on the drum all day."
Gotta problem with that?
Drunken Monkey Style Blogging
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