October 2004.
Well once again I missed one of my weekly updates due to fatigue. It's really looking like I'm going to have to give up working, seeing as how it keeps getting in the way of blogging. The wife might disagree with this decision but my mind is made up. So any day now I'm going to become a full time blogger. Just think of the money I'll make. But just in case I better check with my advisors. They advise against it. Good thing anyways seeing as how the wife has this fetish with me holding down a steady paying job. Darn her and her kinky ideas. You go have a good Halloween. Be safe, have fun, eat lots of candy. And if your name is Candy, stop giggling.|
"We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate."
"Kin Hubbard"|
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An elderly man, Willy, mimes driving a car as runs around the halls of a retirement home. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.
Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."
The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catches Bob pleasuring himself. When asked what he is doing, Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."
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I'll Be Your Mirror
Another day down. There is supposed to be a lunar eclipse this evening. Take the time to stick your head outside and see it. It could very well be the last one many of us shall ever see again. Since we are so near the halloween holiday I'll throw out a link to Zombie Pumpkins. Like alot of places and things they want money, but were kind enough to have a free template or two for pumpkins. And just because it's funny you should go see this Florida Voting thing. If you haven't seen it already go. If you have already seen it, see it again for a good laugh. Well I'm out for now. A world of bills awaits me. And I must conquer with but my trusty spoon and fork. Wish me luck for I fight the noble battle even should I fail.|
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, pull back the curtains, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
"Frank Zappa"|
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One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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TBogg
Today's ramble is dedicated to security and the internet. Alot of the links I put up are filled with attempts to share a little spyware with you. I'm not intentionally doing this. It's just got so alot of the places we go for fun or games are going the route of trying to pan spyware off on us. As such I use all those gizmos I really wish I didn't have to. Blockers, and stoppers. As such I would expect you the reader to also protect yourself and system from outside attempts to load your computer with spyware and popups. And I really don't think I should have to start every days posting with a warning about possible content on or off this page. But seeing as how I haven't really warned anyone lately, I decided I would. If you visit some of the game links please be warned that many of the game sites work together with sponsors who aren't as ethical as one would like. And now that this has been written and I feel a real need to delete it all, I'll leave it up. I've done my duty at least once. Warned people that links are bad and smart surfers use firewalls and spam blockers. But in life there's always the folks who would eat the Preperation H if it wasn't clearly labeled to not eat the stuff. And as far as I know the only possible thing you'll get from my page is cookies. Stat Counter and StatChecker cookies. But even in todays world those cookies can contain snippets of code that execute as a group. So nothings really safe is it?|
"Too long have the workers of the world waited for some Moses to lead them out of bondage. I would not lead you out if I could; for if you could be led out, you could be led back again. I would have you make up your minds there is nothing that you cannot do for yourselves."
"Eugene Victor Debs"|
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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle." The old woman fainted.
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Spanked Wife
Went canoeing. Wiped out and tired. Hooray for another week. Rumour from a friend reports that absentee ballots in Florida now weigh a bit more. As such people who use them and only place a normal stamp on them will have them returned. Wonder how this will be spun both ways. Really too tired for political discourse that means anything so mentioning the new stamp scandal before the rest of the world will have to do for now. Go read the links. Play the games. And enjoy your stay. Pray for me that I make it till Christmas. |
"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation."
"Ogden Nash"|
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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Talking Dog
Did you miss me? Sorry was gone but I'll babble about that in one of my rambling diatribes to be found below. I want to throw a shout out to everyone that's linked me. To Boneyard 13 for supplying alot of the jokes I use. To all the game links to the left where I find games to add to my page. Generally to all those who make my web surfing fun, interesting, and informative. I thank you regular readers, as well as those who find the site looking for "hot dog on a stick girl pics", or "hot monkey style sex free". Or any of a number of very strange abstract hits.
Now I want to mention Castro. He fall down and go boom. The power that is Cuba will be changing hands soon folks. It's time for the US not to intervene, but to accept and to make a working peace between our two countries.
There now. I've done my worldy duty of suggesting peace and economic prosperity for two countries. Now it's time for me to go off and enjoy my weekend. Or work. That being the difference between a good Santa come Christmas. Or a bad Santa that leaves lumps of coal and stacks of bills in stockings. Guess I'll try the work until I die plan. That way my thankless children will inherit the world. Nevermind about what a sorry state we leave it in. They inherit. |
"The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it."
"Source Unknown"|
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Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister.
''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''
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Another episode of "The Peacekeeper Wars" has come and gone. If I'm not mistaken it is only a two part, four hour thing that will probably lead up to a new season if it gets enough love. I'm guessing that means I'll have to join the ranks of viewers who send in email and calls the SciFi network to let them know my opinion. Shame government doesn't work as efficiently. And no I haven't been keeping up on how many beheadings there are to date. Nor how many people were killed in Iraq today alone. I haven't watched whats being spun on TV about who or what. I've opted out knowing nothing has changed. Knowing nothing will change even with a Kerry win. George Bush may go down in history as the worst president ever, but he shouldn't worry overly much. If it does play out like that there won't be much history left anyways. Any wonder I prefer science fiction over the best politicians money can buy? |
"If you commit a crime, you're guilty."
"Rush Limbaugh"|
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There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
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OxBlog
I'm a Farscape watcher. I've always enjoyed reading and watching good sci fi. I find Farscape good, if not at least entertaining. Tonights episode was a two hour special, and lucky me it's continued tommorow. Yay for Sci Fi channel for listening to viewers and giving us what we want. Now if our politicians could just do the same. I'd start with the truth. But that's a real pipe dream. I mean who could really handle the truth?|
"I believe that organic sex, body against body, skin area against skin area, is becoming no longer possible, simply because if anything is to have any meaning for us it must take place in terms of the values and experiences of the media landscape. What we're getting is a whole new order of sexual fantasies, involving a different order of experiences, like car crashes, like travelling in jet aircraft, the whole overlay of new technologies, architecture, interior design, communications, transport, merchandising. These things are beginning to reach into our lives and change the interior design of our sexual fantasies. We've got to recognize that what one sees through the window of the TV screen is as important as what one sees through a window on the street."
"J. G. Ballard"|
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
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Bull by the Horns
Well I've been slacking on visiting my linked blogs. A few I've visited suggest there may have been funny buisness with the debates. Well I've yet to see any photos of earphones, or proof of any kind of these allegations. It wouldn't suprise me if indeed there was cheating going on, but I've yet to see anything that convinces me it happened. I also noticed some articles about an RNC sponsored group registering voters and throwing away Democrats registration forms. This I do believe. And so it seems do some states officials seeing as how they are calling in the FBI to investigate. If true it goes a long way in exposing what many have said about "some" Republicans. How "some" have no regard to the constitution or democratic elections. Which is another reason I could never vote for Bush. The organization behind him has, and will, stoop to any level to win. And in the winning they destroy all that is great about America. Please double check to make sure you are registered to vote. Please vote. And please tell others about dirty dealings concerning this election as well as the last. There are "some" thinking Republicans out there that just cannot believe their party would stoop so low, or be allowed to get away with what they are obviously doing. So getting the vote out may be important, but getting the word out will go a long way in the search for truth and fairness in politics. Now you go play and enjoy yourself. That's what weekends are about anyways isn't it?|
"We are at heart so profoundly anarchistic that the only form of state we can imagine living in is Utopian; and so cynical that the only Utopia we can believe in is authoritarian."
"Lionel Trilling"|
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The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Shure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar."
The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded, "Well, heck, if you're that far along you might as well finish the job."
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Donkey Rising
Well I watched the debates. Missed part of it due to drunken friends stopping by. But then they left, and I actually listened. I'm gonna give this one a tie folks. Bush did alot better than before so gets improvement points. Kerry did well too. Both did stray back into party slogans a few times, but each did a good job. Now as all know I really don't care for Bush. My reasons have to do with his past record. Many choose to ignore that record in favor of the end product. Saddam gone from power, and the US strategically placed. While I feel the media and the Administration failed us. Failed to provide truth when we needed it. Failed to be honest with the American public. And I feel they still fail to be truthful to America. I also will not publically endorse Kerry, instead calling him the lesser of two evils. But in this debate on merits and sound bytes, both did well. Bush suprisingly so considering his past record. He showed the most improvement in relaying a message and holding himself presidentially. Again this does not mean I endorse Bush. As I've pointed out I think his administration is a failure. But on debate points alone I would indeed call it a tie. No one who had their mind made up will probably be changing their vote due to this debate. Few who were undecided will really be able to pull a strength one for the other out of this debate. That is my impression. I'm sure the media and blogoverse will be having coniptions arguing who did the best. Average American working slob with no money and a shit load of bills calls it a draw. That's my two cents. Doubt it'll change anyones mind. But as I just said, I doubt this debate is going to change anyones mind either.|
"He who oppresses the poor to increase his wealth
and he who gives gifts to the rich-both come to poverty."
"Proverbs 22:16"|
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a cold beer. After a few minutes, a big, tall cowboy walked into the bar and said, "Who owns the big, white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do. Who's asking?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about ready to drop dead from heat exhaustion. So, the Lone Ranger got the horse some water, and soon Silver started to look better. The Lone Ranger then turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver for a little while and see if you can create enough of a breeze to give him a little relief."
Tonto replied, "Sure thing, Kemosabe." The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer, and Tonto ran circles around Silver.
A few minutes later, another cowboy walked into the bar and asked, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up and claimed, "I do, what's the problem now?"
"Nothing," replied the cowboy, "but you left your Injun runnin'."
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None Today
As I suggested, a new picture to counter the Cialis one. If Kerry wouldn't wilt when seeing Bush as a girl, then he'd deserve anything he could get from loving rich women.
The debates today and I will try to watch it. I'll also be trying to get a new job at a highrise in the area. Yes that's right I'm one of those fools who work on tall buildings downtown. Not in them. On them. I build them. Over my lifetime I have assisted in the construction of thousands upon thousands of homes and buildings. So I guess this could be termed a bluecollar blog. But in all honesty I'm usually in a Tshirt.
Coming soon will be another lambast of Rush Limbaugh and the failure of the Florida judiciary to honor the laws of the land equally and fairly to all. With disregard to race, sex, color, religion, or social standing. Understand an issue is only an issue if enough people have an issue with it. So please join with me tommorow as I again ask why is it Florida has not at the very least, booked Rush Limbaugh for publicly admitted crimes committed in the state of Florida. And Rush. If you ever get around to reading this and ask why I care. It's because I served my time for one valium. And many others in Florida have served time for much less than you were caught with. If we allow you to be above the law, we admit and create a country with laws only for the poor. A country where the rich are not subject to the laws of our country. A country where the rich are allowed to subvert and go around any law they so choose. And something about that smacks of unequallity. And last I checked we were supposed to be a nation equal in the eyes of God. So if anything, you, Rush Limbaugh, are destroying this country from within by subverting our rules from within, and ignoring the under God equality our forefathers fought and died for. You are a danger to all that is American. I mean they jailed Martha Stewart but not Ken Lay. Which could lead some to believe that laws are for everyone except rich white men. Something we've heard often enough but refuse to accept no matter how many times they slap us in the face with blatant examples.|
"We have a complete void of progressive politics in this country right now. The will of the people goes ignored and unrealized. I'm searching for the people that can enter the political system, a strong third party. We need to consolidate."
"Ani Difranco"|
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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure." She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that." She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
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Sinevil
Well made it through Monday. I wrote something last night. It wasn't very good. Nothing to do with politics. It's a piece of fiction, but I don't have time or gumption to finish the whole story line as it comes out of my head. I just enjoy the practice I get writing creatively with hopes one day I could publish something worth reading that'll take care of alot of the pesky bills that haunt our lives. As promised I put up another Kerry picture for your enjoyment. And if you look, you'll see they tie in slightly. As will the picture tommorow. The picture tommorow is somewhat of a dare against the first kerry picture, the Cialis one. That one combined with the one I'm planning tommorow makes for a very bad joke in the making. I've also been playing BlogShares off and on. I'm a billionaire in imaginary lucrative capital and own quite a few of the "links to the left". I know a few of you wish I'd return to biting saracasm against Bush, but reading many of your blogs I feel you're doing to good a job for me to even bother. Many of you fact check them quite well. Others add that biting commentary that needs to run counter the bile being spewed by the other side. Me? I'm thinking with the clock ticking down there's a growing pressure on certain folks to spring that "October Suprise" early. But I'm betting if Rove is worth anything at all, and from all I have heard he is worth every bit and more, he'll make sure it's no sooner or later than two weeks before the election. Too close to the election for any funny buisness to effect the events outcome. Not so soon as to give ammo and extra time to Bush's detractors. Well I'm off to play. You should do the same. Unless you're at work then don't get caught unless you tell everyone else at work about my web site too. |
"Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good."
"Calvin Coolidge"|
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After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive', Osama decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opens the letter and sees only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H". He can't figure it out, so he asks Karl Rove.
Rove suggests that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code, so Bush sends it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, can't figure it out, either. He suggests, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart."
But Dr. Rice is baffled, too. As Bush is pondering the mysterious message lying on the desk before him, Colin Powell enters the Oval Office. When he sees the paper and reads what is written on it, he asks, "Sir, where did that come from?"
Bush replies testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Osama. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"
Powell clears his throat and replies, "Mr. President, I think you've been looking at the message upside down."
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Santo Alt
Another weekend has past. A new work week is what we're looking forward to and with any luck we could be slightly caught up with bills by the time Christmas gets here to break us again. Sadly I missed the presidential debates and feel I can't honestly comment on them. Instead I spent Friday night swilling just enough rum to not remember when exactly it was I went to sleep. Saturday was devoted to wonton soup to speed up the recuperation process, and lots of playing "World Domination". For all you people out there who feel I put too many George Bush pictures up keep watching. I've a funny one today, and it'll be tied in with the one coming tommorow. Because after all. We should all learn to really laugh at our leaders. Because it's obvious if you take them serious the joke will always be on you.|
"Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know -- and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves? Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance. It is better to know -- even if the knowledge endures only for the moment that comes before destruction -- than to gain eternal life at the price of a dull and swinish lack of comprehension of a universe that swirls unseen before us in all its wonder. That was the choice of Achilles, and it is mine, too."
"Isaac Asimov"|
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The new Bush-Cheney re-election stamp was recently issued. Many complaints started pouring into the Postmaster General about letters being returned due to no postage.
Bush asked the Post Office to look into the matter. The Post Office investigated and reported to Bush that apparently the postal patrons were spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!
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So the latest I've heard on TV. Yes, *gasp*, I watched televised news. It had to deal with how wrong and bad it is that John Kerry says what he needs to, according to public opinion. But that's nothing new with politicians. Seems to go with the job. As a matter of fact I'm pretty sure George Bush has done the same on occasion. Heck I'm willing to bet he has script writers and people to keep up on current events just so they can make sure George Bush says the right things at the right times. Which leads me to believe either he delivers his lines badly or he has some really crappy script writers. Yet they harp on. And with a flip of the dial, or in this day and age a jab at the button, we find people going on about Bush being out of touch with the commen person because he's rich and affluent. I just gotta wonder about gigilo boy's financial portfolio. I'm betting neither is quite what any of us would term poor. And on and on it goes. On TV, in the newspapers, on the radio, and here in internet land. For the weekend I might opt out. Or maybe I'll scan through the hundreds of "links to the left", and see exactly how far the blogosphere has fallen. But I might just go play a game.|
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
"Rodney Dangerfield"|
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Dead Presidents: On one of his first nights in the White House, Dubya is awakened by the ghost of George Washington. Bush is frightened, but asks: "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Washington advises him: "Be honest above all else and set an honorable example, just as I did." This makes Bush uncomfortable, but he manages to get back to sleep. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom," Dubya asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Jefferson replies, "Throw away your prepared remarks and speak eloquently and extemporaneously from your heart," Jefferson advises. Bush isn't sleeping well at all the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost and Dubya thinks finally, a Republican, I'll get some advice that I can use. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asks hopefully. Abe answers: "Go see a play."
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What's news today? I wouldn't know I haven't watched TV in days. Of course around blogs it's alot of the same old. And really it does get old. The constant battles. The constant accusations. The constant proving one way or another which one is lying this time. I mean the need to go fact check these people has become astounding. Now I can almost understand it in the totally biased world of alot of blogs, but from our politicians? Exactly how hard is it to tell the truth? I mean we expect it in our daily lives from our loved ones and friends. We expect truth from our doctors and our teachers. We can understand how some truth isn't black or white, but rather shades of gray. But how on Earth has Democracy sunk so low as to allow our potential presidents to bend and distort the truth so freely. Oh and for all you people just to lazy to research for yourselves visit Factcheck.org. Yet can you believe them? In this day and age of people bending the truth to their own ends and reasons who exactly do you believe? I don't know about you, but for the time being I intend to trust in myself, and that with a grain of salt. |
"Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their reputation or social standards never can bring about reform. Those who are really in earnest are willing to be anything or nothing in the world's estimation, and publicly and privately, in season and out, avow their sympathies with despised ideas and their advocates, and bear the consequences."
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While waiting for the presidential press conference to begin, the reporter approached a man standing alone in a corner.
"So," said the journalist, "have you heard the latest joke about dumbo President Bush?"
The man pinned him with a steely gaze, "Before you tell it, I should inform you that I am proud to work for the White House."
"Thanks for the warning," rejoined the reporter. "I'll tell it slowly and explain it for you then."
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Sorry I missed yesterday. I doubt it caused anyone any lost sleep. And sleep was exactly what I was doing. Still in the hard work until Christmas mode. I took the time to again watch the debates. This time the Vice Presidential debates. Cheney did well. Edwards didn't do as well. Again we all know how I feel about Bush and company, but to be non partisan about it Cheney looked the better. With some obvious easy lobs that Edwards could have sailed out of the ballpark if he was just a bit better informed passing him by not once, twice, but thrice I knew he was going to stick to a script. Cheney actually came across as the better informed but the better person to be Vice President. Of course being president secretly for four years helped him have an advantage. Dammit I didn't mean to take the dig. But seriously he did seem to be better informed. And unlike Bush who spouts gibberish and slogans, Cheney knows enough about things that when he spouts shit it often looks like facts. So to all you Republicans out there betting I won't do this non partisan well Cheney took the debate. Both my wife and I who neither like Bush or Cheney said that he almost seemed like someone you could hold a conversation with. And in the quest for truth and fairness I would suggest we stage the real debates. Kerry against Cheney, and Bush against Edwards. Edwards could have easily beaten Bush. But I doubt Edwards can beat Cheney. Kerry easily beats Bush, but might have a tougher time of it debating Cheney. Edwards beats Bush as well. Sorry folks he comes across as an idiot. And not the good kind. The down home kind. The kind of down home idiot they try passing him off as gets assassinated in Washington. Anyone remember Billy Carter? For all the bullshit about down home style values and folks it's always seemed anyone displaying those qualities is bad news politically to anyone they are connected with. Which makes Bush not the good old down home variety of idiot the RNC is trying to pass him off as. But instead the rich, silver spoon in your mouth kind of idiot that drives buisnesses into the ground and gets bailed out by Daddy's connections. Picture the kid in Caddyshack. The jerks son who's just as much of a jerk, but too stupid to survive anywhere else but a country club. But all that aside. Cheney kicked Edwards ass. I reported fairly what I saw when Kerry whipped Bush's ass. I'm doing the same now. And everyone saw folks for what they are when they tried to deny it happened. So to those of you on the left, or Democrats, don't follow the example of lying Republicans. Admit Edwards got his ass kicked and move on. Shame is he has soo obviously become a liability to Kerry. Dean or Clark would have been the better choice as a running mate which again leads me to believe the Democrats really didn't plan on winning this election. And now that they just might, well.......... Hindsights twenty twenty. But at least Edwards looks like he could catch up on current events.|
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...
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Just picked up a horror novel. Seems fair reading. Already figuired most of the plot out and I'm only a few pages into the book. I'm guessing theres a mathmatical formula to a good horror novel just as you can mathmatically calculate which notes in unision and succession can raise goosebumps on the most people. Principles of science that can be used for the strangest things while still leaving a cold almost metallic false quality to their works. This book is like that. It's horror. It's not bad. But it feels so like it follows a formula tried and true. The only deviation being the titles of places, the names of people, the complete description of the monsters, and the horrific ways in which people and things die. But if you're ever into some serious weekend reading, grab "The Stand", and "Swan's Song". Two most excellent books, especially so when read side by side, one versus the other. Expect to miss sleep, avoid people and chores, and basically get some serious reading in. Oh and since I'm only on page eighty six of this book I'll hesitate the evil essence is some ancient indian burial beaver damn with rabid beavers of death that avenge the white mans cruel stomping over of the ski slopes of ancient respected dead indians. No disrespect to indians. Just seems malevolent spirits are so often blamed on indians and native peoples. White folks don't have no bad boogy men. I mean seriously what's Americas most famous monster? Bigfoot. And last I heard there aren't that many family picnics being ruined by Bigfoot's insane slaughter of innocents, and those girls who take their tops of within the first fifteen minutes of the movie. |
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
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A researcher called the G. W. Bush house in Crawford Texas.
G. W was sleeping in late and was awaken by the call.
He was half-asleep when he answered the phone.
Researcher: Excuse me, sir. I'm conducting a survey
GW Bush: Questions? No political questions.
Reseacher: Political, sir?
GW Bush: Do you know who you are calling?
Researcher: We call numbers at random, sir. May I ask --
GW Bush: What is this about?
Researcher: We are asking people do they think COKE beats PEPSI.
GW BUSH: I've never tried Pepsi. Is that a new thing?
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Well I actually watched the debates. I want to be as non partisan about things as possible, but how exactly do I say Kerry looked like he knew more, and spoke better than Bush without it sounding partisan. It isn't a secret around here that I think Bush is a terrible president. But seriously, he was repeating himself in the first minutes of the debates, and kept trying to get by on the thirty second sound bites that grew old long ago. Watching the spin on all the networks as they seek to look impartial is almost as funny as say someone trying to think of a good excuse why their buddy puked in your car then crapped themselves. And that America is your leader. I was suprised how few times Bush made grammatical errors. I counted a few, and one solid one for Kerry. Imagine we'll be hearing about all of those in every blog out there soon. I'm also expecting words from both men will be taken out of context and twisted to give whatever impression it is the twister desires. But in all truth it looked like Kerry trounced Bush soundly in this the first debate. But America doesn't vote on debates. They vote on gut instincts that are often formed from the thirty second political ads found on TV and radio. If the world were a better place neither man would be running for public office, but it's not and I would expect to see some "BOUNCE" come out of this. But again with every media outlet out there trying there best to report facts without actually saying Bush lost the debate I wouldn't expect too much bounce. Americans just really aren't that informed. And guess what? They really don't want to be. They would rather work and leave the big problems to those trusted elected leaders. Otherwise it might fall to them, and that means more work for an already overworked American people. But some of us are gluttons for punishment aren't we?|
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Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
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