THE BALLAD OF CHESTY
My name is ye old Chesty,
In this life I am a dog to be,
And if you hug and love me,
On your foot I will not pee.
Beware I知 a boxer dog,
And I値l challenge the biggest hog,
For I was bred to hunt the pig,
Cause I take on that which is big.
I have an appetite that is well and great,
And loyalty is my best trait.
So don稚 get in my way when I'm running,
Or on your ass you'll get knocked from my cunning.
My colors are fawn and white,
And I知 handsome at a pretty good height.
So when you see me and want to play,
Pick up a ball and be prepared to stay.
Because when I知 having fun,
I will not let you run,
Away to another place,
Because I知 the fastest in the race.
So my poem is about to end,
Be nice to me and I値l let you bend,
Down to give me a treat,
Oh yes, I prefer cooked meat.