"...And the lights all went out in Massachusetts..."
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patriotism of Senator Kerry.  We will not make any accusations, nor ask any
controversial questions such as "Senator, what did you have for dinner last night?".

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Moore finally explains himself

''They (Americans) are possibly the dumbest people on the planet.... Our stupidity is embarrassing."
"The right wing -- that is not where America is at [sic] -- the majority of Americans are liberal and progressive when it comes to the issues."

Thanks for clearing that up, Mike. We'll take it from here.

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Just when you think you've heard it all, New York Times liberal ding-bat columnist Maureen Dowd(y) comes out with an article blaming the mediocre performance of the American men's basketball team in the 2004 Olympics on the Bush Administration and the War in Iraq. She claims that the lowered profile that the American Olympic participants were asked to present in Athens has denigrated their competitiveness and hence their playing ability.

Wouldn't she be fun to listen to as the sideline analyst on Monday night football?
"The only thing that has kept the Miami Dolphins out of the Super Bowl the last three years is that they are depressed because George Bush stole the 2000 election in Florida. This has affected the self-esteem of all sensitive people in Florida, and may have been the reason why Dan Marino did not come out of retirement in 2001."
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Despite strong evidence to the contrary, the 9/11 Commission has stated that it has found no collaborative link between Al Gore and Saddam Hussein regarding recent speeches made by both which refer to President Bush as being a criminal. This is still a possibility that Al Gore and Michael Moore may file individual lawsuits against Saddam claiming plagiarism over the statements made by the former Iraqi dictator at his initial hearing in Baghdad on Thursday, July 1st. When asked for his comments. Moore replied that "Saddam's words verify what we have been claiming all along."  The former Vice-President and loser of the last Presidential election was unable to comment because he has not yet overcome the hoarseness that resulted from screaming during his most recent speech.

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