"Dear Employee"  Copyright 2001 Jacqueline S. Levy

Dear employee, your directors
Are concerned our market sectors
Did not generate the numbers we required.
Our fiscal year projection
Shows that we must change direction.
Dear employee, in other words, you're fired.

We tried every other action
Such as paying you a fraction
Of the salary you earned when you were hired.
We restructured, we reacted,
We made statements we retracted.
Dear employee, in other words, you're fired.

    Of course it isn't personal
    So wipe away those tears.
    You did a super job for us
    Each day for twenty years.

Because the times are trying
Our incessant justifying
Is our lame attempt to lessen your shock.
We'll show the proper reverence
And pay you two weeks severence.
We hope your savings plan wasn't only in our stock.

Copyright 2001 Jacqueline S. Levy