"If It Weren't For Me" Copyright 2000 Jacqueline S. Levy

We both know your talents number many.
You're smart and strong and you can do most anything.
I confess I've grown somewhat dependent on you.
But honey, without me, what would you do?

If it weren't for me
Where would your car keys be?
Somewhere in the house.
But without your spouse
You search endlessly
For them.

If it weren't for me
Where would your wallet be?
In which pair of pants?
You don't have a chance.
Good thing you married me.

        Darling, when I'm with you I feel so secure.
        Knowing our commitment is for life.
        Even when we fight I know you'll never leave --
        'Cause you can't find your wallet or keys.

If it weren't for me
Where would your love life be?
Lost and never found.
Buried underground
With no guarantee.

Relax, my love, don't have a care:
You won't even lose your hair
Like you would
If it weren't for me.

Copyright 2000 Jacqueline S. Levy