Bush is an idiot!!!

Friend (6:13:53 PM): i know all about that guy you emailed to me
Friend (6:14:10 PM): for example, my parents were at the dinner where he gave that anti-YU speech
Me (6:14:23 PM): anti-YU?
Me (6:14:43 PM): um
Me (6:14:48 PM): theres this weird guy walking along my sidewalk
Me (6:15:20 PM): he'st still doin it
Me (6:15:29 PM): and he's holding a clipboard
Me (6:15:36 PM): and he's gone
Me (6:15:39 PM): nasty thoughts there
Me (6:15:49 PM): i didnt bug the mafia last time i checked
Me (6:16:21 PM): oh man, they took out the italian mafia
Me (6:16:26 PM): well
Me (6:16:28 PM): 12 of them anyway
Me (6:16:35 PM): its e dozen!
Friend (6:16:51 PM): um
Friend (6:16:53 PM): anyway
Friend (6:16:56 PM): the howard jonas guy
Friend (6:17:00 PM): of course he supports bush
Me (6:17:03 PM): why
Friend (6:17:05 PM): he's in business
Me (6:17:07 PM): i didn tread the whole article
Me (6:17:08 PM): oh yeah
Me (6:17:08 PM): duh
Friend (6:17:09 PM): lol
Me (6:17:13 PM): and bush helps the rich get richer
Me (6:17:18 PM): and the poor get poorer
Friend (6:17:20 PM): exactly
Me (6:17:22 PM): bush
Me (6:17:23 PM): will
Me (6:17:25 PM): cause our country
Me (6:17:27 PM): to collapse
Friend (6:17:28 PM): except he supports bush while giving to charity
Me (6:17:32 PM): yes well
Friend (6:17:35 PM): so he gets richer, then gives the money to chairty
Me (6:17:38 PM): i would rather he support kerry while giving to charity
Friend (6:17:41 PM): lol
Me (6:17:49 PM): that way the charity wouldnt be needed in the first place
Friend (6:17:53 PM): i'd rather he support dean, but i guess its a bit too late
Me (6:18:19 PM): lets see... would ya rather have rich people who give money to the poor get richer so they can give more money to the poor or have the poor people get money so no one has to give anyone anyting?1
Friend (6:18:27 PM): lol
Me (6:18:37 PM): bush is a dumb piece of shit
Friend (6:18:41 PM): except under bush, nobody gets richer
Me (6:18:43 PM): no, no, that was complimentary
Friend (6:18:45 PM): so it doesnt really work
Friend (6:18:46 PM): lol
Friend (6:18:59 PM): it was insultery to pieces of shit
Me (6:18:59 PM): bush is neta
Me (6:19:02 PM): that was pretty harsh
Friend (6:19:03 PM): HHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Friend (6:19:06 PM): nononono
Friend (6:19:12 PM): bush is worse than neta
Friend (6:19:15 PM): MWAHAHAHAH
Friend (6:19:27 PM): i can hear shouts of, "you take that back, you sick freak!"
Me (6:19:40 PM): actually, that was a goat
Me (6:19:44 PM): he didnt say anythin gat all
Me (6:19:47 PM): 'he just bleated
Me (6:19:49 PM): dumbass
Friend (6:19:49 PM): baaa
Me (6:20:01 PM): baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Friend (6:20:03 PM): yououou taaaake thaaaat baaaack
Me (6:20:07 PM): yes sir yes sir and i dont like bush
Friend (6:20:12 PM): youououou siiiiick freaeaeaeak
Me (6:20:26 PM): bush - the maker of the totally controversial patriot act
Me (6:20:34 PM): bush - the maker of the totally idiotic no child left behind act
Me (6:20:43 PM): bush - secretly the father of mel gibson's children
Friend (6:20:46 PM): bush - the idiotic child not left behind
Friend (6:20:48 PM): lol
Me (6:20:53 PM): well um
Me (6:20:58 PM): cut that last one
Friend (6:21:11 PM): how about secretly the mother of mel gibson
Friend (6:21:25 PM): that way both his parents are controversial idiots!
Me (6:21:28 PM): george w. bush - the name just even sounds like a moron... who names their kid dubya?!
Me (6:21:34 PM): bush - a fuckhead
Me (6:21:40 PM): bush - the destoryer of the american economy
Friend (6:21:52 PM): bush - we should just shave him off
Me (6:21:57 PM): bush - the invader of iraq, which was doing quite fine on its own (if ur a member of the baath party)
Friend (6:21:58 PM): hehe
Me (6:22:08 PM): bush - the man who didnt stop 9/11
Me (6:22:16 PM): bush - the man who hired a lady with the name condoleeza
Friend (6:22:20 PM): lol
Me (6:22:23 PM): bush - the man who looks like a monkey
Friend (6:22:28 PM): and a man named colin
Friend (6:22:34 PM): and a man named dick
Me (6:22:39 PM): bush - the man who should have a fucking snow shovel shoved up his ass
Friend (6:22:50 PM): right now in the white house theres a bush a dick and a colin
Friend (6:22:54 PM): it already is, stupid
Me (6:23:07 PM): bush - the man who's lies are actually larger than his nose
Me (6:23:09 PM): and ears
Friend (6:23:12 PM): but another one wouldnt be such a bad idea
Me (6:23:12 PM): and tail
Friend (6:23:15 PM): lol
Me (6:23:25 PM): bush - the man with extraordinarly stupid comments
Friend (6:23:36 PM): most of which consist of nonexistent words
Me (6:23:44 PM): bush - the man who cannot correctly say the name of the ridiculously powerful weapons he has control of
Friend (6:23:51 PM): lol
Me (6:24:18 PM): bush - the man who does not know the name of the 23rd letter of the alphabet
Friend (6:24:30 PM): which happens to be his name
Me (6:24:32 PM): bush - the son of george h. w. bush, which is enough in of itself
Friend (6:24:40 PM): in and of
Friend (6:24:52 PM): its in and of itself
Friend (6:25:09 PM): my reversible shorts are currently reversing themselves while on my legs
Friend (6:25:13 PM): oooh boom's on
Me (6:25:13 PM): bush - the condemnor of terrorists who, as governor, killed quite a few people himself
Friend (6:25:16 PM): just in time for bush
Friend (6:25:16 PM): lol
Me (6:25:41 PM): bush - the leader of our country
Me (6:25:46 PM): bush - the eventual ruin of our country
Me (6:26:02 PM): bush - the man who can be assaulted by a baked good
Friend (6:26:10 PM): 4,000 hungry children leave us per hour from starvation, while billions are spent on bombs, creating death showers!
Friend (6:26:14 PM): boom boom boom!
Friend (6:26:23 PM): every time you drop the bomb...
Me (6:26:27 PM): did u see my last one?
Friend (6:26:30 PM): why must we kill our own kind
Friend (6:26:32 PM): lol
Friend (6:26:35 PM): i didnt
Friend (6:26:36 PM): now i did
Me (6:27:00 PM): bush - the man who should absolutely lose the next election
Friend (6:27:12 PM): and be injured by a 150-year-old piece of machinery that he'd been accustomed to since his childhood
Friend (6:27:15 PM): (a bike)
Me (6:27:15 PM): kerry - the man who got lucky having bush as an opponent
Friend (6:27:18 PM): lol
Friend (6:27:27 PM): bush - lets not elect him in 2004 either
Me (6:27:33 PM): bush - he drank from the river of stupidty as a child
Friend (6:27:50 PM): it was a 52-oz big gulp
Friend (6:28:07 PM): which in and of itself is one of the causes of obesity in this country
Me (6:28:12 PM): bush - heir to the american throne, as he has presidential blood flowing in his veins
Friend (6:28:25 PM): 52 oz of soda has at least 150 g of sugar
Me (6:28:25 PM): bush - the second president to get into office without actually being elected
Me (6:28:33 PM): ford - the first one
Friend (6:28:39 PM): mmhmm
Me (6:28:45 PM): do u konw the story behind that?
Friend (6:28:47 PM): yeah
Friend (6:28:50 PM): nixon resigned
Me (6:28:53 PM): yeah yeah
Friend (6:28:53 PM): ford became pres
Me (6:28:54 PM): i know
Me (6:28:55 PM): I KNOW
Friend (6:28:56 PM): and lost reelection
Me (6:29:02 PM): actually
Me (6:29:02 PM): no
Me (6:29:08 PM): nixon ran with vp someon eelse
Me (6:29:12 PM): vp resigned 6 months before nixon
Me (6:29:15 PM): ford became veep
Friend (6:29:16 PM): the only president never to even have pretended to be elected
Me (6:29:20 PM): nixon resigned
Friend (6:29:21 PM): oh right
Me (6:29:22 PM): ford become veep
Me (6:29:25 PM): *pres
Friend (6:29:26 PM): i forgot about that one
Friend (6:29:28 PM): spiro t. agnew
Me (6:29:39 PM): nixon - the idiot with a vp named spiro
Friend (6:29:40 PM): lol thats such a funny name
Friend (6:29:44 PM): no wonder he resigned
Me (6:29:46 PM): bush - a fuckhead
Friend (6:29:50 PM): you used that already
Me (6:29:52 PM): bush - he doesnt get any, hopefully
Friend (6:29:56 PM): this is so worth printing, btw
Friend (6:30:01 PM): ahem
Friend (6:30:03 PM): he has a wife
Friend (6:30:04 PM): and two daughter
Friend (6:30:06 PM): s
Me (6:30:18 PM): bush - HOW THE HELL DOES HE KEEP GETTING PUT AT THE TOP OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?!
Friend (6:30:19 PM): i think the only reason he has two is b/c they were twins
Me (6:30:24 PM): bush - today's talleyrand
Friend (6:30:30 PM): b/c the rest of them are even more incompetent?
Friend (6:30:31 PM): HAHAHHAHAAH
Friend (6:30:33 PM): thats great
Me (6:30:39 PM): bush - has twin daughters who drink
Friend (6:30:44 PM): except bush is more successful and accepting bribes
Friend (6:30:52 PM): *at
Me (6:30:58 PM): bush - will probably invade kuwait
Me (6:31:01 PM): bush - invaded iraq
Me (6:31:04 PM): bush - destroyed iraq
Me (6:31:10 PM): bush - didnt do a good job doing either in iraq
Friend (6:31:15 PM): lol
Friend (6:31:31 PM): why havent they questioned saddam yet?
Me (6:31:34 PM): bush - hated by all
Me (6:31:41 PM): bush - y havent they questioned saddam yet?
Friend (6:31:43 PM): i mean this thing should be nationally televised
Me (6:31:56 PM): bush - allowed these abu ghraib things to happen
Friend (6:32:07 PM): its ghirab
Me (6:32:12 PM): bush - probably sexually abused saddam himself, which is why he hasnt been questioned yet
Me (6:32:16 PM): (not according to newsweek)
Friend (6:32:22 PM): bush - stupider than the powerbook scammer
Friend (6:32:22 PM): lol
Me (6:32:41 PM): bush - cant make a decsicion without dick cheny
Me (6:32:49 PM): bush - cant make a good descicion, even with dick cheny
Me (6:33:04 PM): bush - has no dick, which is why he has cheny
Me (6:33:15 PM): no no
Friend (6:33:17 PM): i acnt tell which it is
Friend (6:33:18 PM): lol
Me (6:33:23 PM): *bush - cannot live without his dick cheny
Friend (6:33:23 PM): ghirab or ghraib
Me (6:34:01 PM): bush - is a well informed man: he is aware that budgets have numbers in them
Me (6:34:54 PM): bush - if he wins the 2004 presdential election, im moving to new zealand
Me (6:35:17 PM): bush - makes the richer richerer and the poor and poorer poorerer
Friend (6:35:27 PM): damn it is ghraib
Friend (6:35:47 PM): time to make our own country
Me (6:35:56 PM): bush - if he used the money he got for his campaign for welfare instead, he might both improve the country and his chances of being elected at the same time
Friend (6:36:01 PM): and we can institute a sensible language!
Me (6:36:31 PM): bush - has a wife named laura
Me (6:36:50 PM): bush - colin powell should be president
Me (6:36:59 PM): bush - support the pretzel industry!!
Me (6:37:47 PM): bush - refused to sign the kyoto treaty, pact, thing
Friend (6:37:56 PM): just call it 'kyoto'
Me (6:37:59 PM): bush - destroying the ozone layer
Friend (6:38:06 PM): one layer at a time
Friend (6:38:07 PM): ol
Me (6:38:08 PM): bush - doesnt care about the environment
Friend (6:38:21 PM): "bush - destroying the ozone layer, one layer at a time"
Friend (6:38:23 PM): or better
Friend (6:38:26 PM): one planet at a time
Me (6:38:30 PM): bush - would probably not qualify for the no child left behind act himsef
Me (6:38:35 PM): bush - a republican
Friend (6:38:38 PM): lol
Friend (6:38:44 PM): a right-wing bastard?
Me (6:38:51 PM): bush - a right-wing bastard
Me (6:39:14 PM): bush - a conservative who likes power in the exectuvie office, which is exactly the LAST place power should go if he's there
Friend (6:39:30 PM): hee
Me (6:39:33 PM): bush - has visited the capitol a total of two times (i belvie)
Friend (6:39:58 PM): wow
Friend (6:40:07 PM): leave me a nice message im gonna go eat
Me (6:40:12 PM): bush - declared war on an ideal
Friend is away at 6:40:15 PM.
Me (6:40:22 PM): bush - effectively ruined the world

Auto response from Friend (6:40:23 PM): eating

Me (6:40:34 PM): bush - effectively ruined the country, which is worse
Me (6:40:43 PM): bush - has done a good job proving to the world americans suck
Me (6:40:52 PM): bush - gotten quite a few americans killed
Me (6:41:06 PM): bush - closely related to the shrub
Me (6:42:31 PM): bush - worse than kerry
Me (6:42:37 PM): kerry - better than bush
Me (6:42:53 PM): bush - got bad intelligence AGAIN
Me (6:43:00 PM): bush - has no intelligence at all, clearly
Friend (6:43:55 PM): keep ranting
Me (6:43:55 PM): bush - single-handedly managed to lose a few million jobs
Friend returned at 6:44:02 PM.
Me (6:44:11 PM): bush - promised to get those jobs back, he started by losing some more
Friend (6:44:13 PM): well actually
Friend (6:44:20 PM): the market started going down the beginning of 2000
Me (6:44:22 PM): bush - india is doing pretty well right now
Friend (6:44:26 PM): bush became president in 2001
Friend (6:44:36 PM): but anyway
Me (6:44:58 PM): bush - nixon
Friend (6:45:02 PM): lmao
Me (6:45:04 PM): bush - neta
Friend (6:45:16 PM): nono thats an insult to neta
Friend (6:45:18 PM): ok maybe not
Me (6:45:25 PM): so? insulting neta is good
Me (6:45:38 PM): bush - has the intellignece of camp eggs
Me (6:46:05 PM): bush - i wonder his IQ level is above 3
Me (6:46:08 PM): bush - im done now
Friend (6:46:15 PM): yay