Song Parodies

These are song parodies I wrote! I hope you like them.


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"The Science of Mopping the Floor"
Parody to "The Science of Selling Yourself Short" by Less Than Jake

My nose has lost its senses
It can't smell a drop
I could give you lessons
On how to hold a mop
Whenever something happens
I get off up my rump
For, now, can't you see,
There's always something to clean up


So I sit and wait and wonder
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
Someone so sick of everything
And of puke that's nasty



[Chorus:]
I'll dust along,
Yeah with every emergency
I sing this song
Cleaning up what seems to be
Some egg foo young
How does the school survive with only me?
A janitor from Tennessee



I can't believe my eyes
When I see what happened here
I think I have to clean up
A first grader's spilled beer
While this is easy
And I ignore those hoots and jeers
I really just can't stand
When my pants fall down my rear


So I sit and wait and wonder
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
Another guy who has no life
And whose name is Amy


[Chorus]


Let my evening get swept away
Never got a vacation day
I think I need to find away
To get a real job, maybe I will pray


[Chorus]


Be a janitor like me [x5]


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"Politicians Suck"
Parody to "Girls and Boys" by Good Charlotte

They're clever
Know words
But they're all
Greedy nerds
And all that they're doing
Really isn't fooling
But they'll keep on drooling
For power, for ruling
'Cause they think they know what's right


Politicians
Don't know what they're doing
All they do
Is sit there and be boring


During
A debate
Assuring
Medicare rates
Less taxes
They aim to please
They think they can
Get power with ease
They'll get what they want
If they're ready to lie
To hurt, to cheat
Make opponents cry
They do this all of the time


[Chorus:] Politicians
Don't know what they're doing
All they do
Is sit there and be boring
They make sure all the time that they get what they want
And in the process they kill off Vermont
Politicians
Don't know what they're doing
Oh no!


[Chorus:] Politicians
Don't know what they're doing
All they do
Is sit there and be boring
They make sure all the time that they get what they want
And in the process they kill off Vermont
Politicians
Don't know what they're doing

All of these guys, they were all born corrupt
And as a result, the tax-payers erupt
All of these guys, they were all born corrupt
And as a result, the tax-payers erupt
All of these guys, they were all born corrupt
And as a result, the tax-payers erupt
All of these guys, they were all born corrupt
And as a result, the tax-payers erupt


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"Breaking the Rules"
Parody to "One Tin Soldier" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago
About some children much like you
And some adults who cause much woe
The grown-ups had some good cookies
That were baked with love and care
They withheld them from the children
But dinner first was too unfair

[Chorus:]
So go ahead and steal those candies
Go ahead and break those rules
Honestly, it won't matter
When you're grounded inside your room
You won't be out there playing
With all of your friends
Because, you see, you got caught
With a cookie in your hands

So the children all conspired
"Let us get the cookies now!"
And when the grown-ups weren't looking
They got the sweets, began to chow
Everyone began to leave
Then suddenly there came a crash
One by one, they turned to look
The jar fell on them with a smash

Now the adults cried with anger,
"Why didn't you do as you were told?
The cookie jar is now broken
And on top of that you all are mauled!"
They took the kids to a hospital
Each one had a wreath by his bed
As they died the grown-ups sighed,
"Obeying would have worked instead."

[Chorus]

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