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Aqua Clock
version 1.0

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I thought it would be fun to make a clock that showed the time by using progress bars.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.0

  • First Public Release

ASCIIPet
version1.0

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Just a dorky little virtual pet.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.0

  • First Public Release

Dhammapada
version1.0

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An electronic version of the Dhammapada complete with chapter menu, footnotes and random chapter button. Based on the buddhanet.net version.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.0

  • First Public Release

Enigma X
version1.1

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At attempt to recreate the Nazi "Enigma Machine" via Applescript. This program is based on the more common 3-Rotor + Reflector model. This application is not intended to be a secure (or convenient) encryption method an is provided for educational purposes only.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.1:

1. Added option to encrypt text on clipboard

Female Alert System
version1.5

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Based on a post on the Tilted Forum Project. Given a female's last period date and menstrual cycle length this program will give you an alert level similar to the Terror Alert Level given by the US Department of Homeland Security. Text is taken verbatum from willravel's post.

This program is intended for purely entertainment purposes and is not intended to endorse any sort of sexism. Feminist hate mail will be ignored. Anyway, my wife thinks it's pretty funny.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.4.2

Changes with version 1.5

  • Complete interface overhaul to appear more like the Terror Alert Level Meter.
  • Addition of forward, back, and today buttons.
  • Tiger Compatibility fixes

Look Busy
version 1.5

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Look Busy is a program to create a false progress box, so that you may look busy, hence the name.

Inspired by the application BusyBee.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

Changes with version 1.5:

  • Rewrote code to use "idle" handler in stead of "repeat".
  • Added "Cancel" button.
  • Cosmetic changes.
  • Time input now done via steppers.
  • Settings now saved on quit.
  • Added "Preset Scenarios" menu which includes 3 user definable presets.

Quality Control
version1.0

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We have a running joke where I work. Whenever some program is not behaving properly, I like to ask "Did you click the 'Don't Suck' checkbox?" This program will give you that checkbox.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.0

  • First Public Release

Rock Paper Scissors
version 1.0

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Just a fun little project to kill some time.

If you don't know the rules, you must not have been a kid. Here they are...

Rock smashes scissors, paper covers rock and scissors cut paper. You choose one and the computer will choose one.

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.0

  • First Public Release

Sim R2D2
version 2.0

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Randomly plays R2D2 sounds.

Use it to annoy your coworkers

Tested with Mac OS X 10.4.2

changes with version 2.0

  • Changed format of all audio samples to ensure compatibility
  • Main window now rotates between 6 images.
  • Settings are remembered

Uncheckers
version1.0

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My challenge was to create a game using nothing but Mac OS X interface elements. This is the result. The object is simple, keep all the boxes unchecked. You can use the mouse, the keyboard or both. Each level is 30 seconds long and every second a number of boxes will be checked. Each level has a par, or a minimum number of boxes that can remain checked at the end of the time limit. If you make par, you will progress to the next level.

I take no responsibility for any repetitive strain that occurs from playing this game

Tested with Mac OS X 10.3.9

changes with version 1.0

  • First Public Release