Mr. Parry’s Neighborhood

Where MATH COUNTS

Goofy Good Joke of the Week

1. Student: What kind of ties can’t you wear?

   Mr. P: Railroad ties.

2. Student: What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a school teacher?

   Mr. P: One minds the train; the other trains  the mind!

 3. Student: What is the difference between a

    tuna fish and a piano?

   Mr. P: You cannot tune a fish!

4. Student: What is the surest way to double

   your money?

   Mr. P:  Fold it!

5. Student: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?

  Mr. P:  He could not fit in the elevator!

6. Student: Why did the gum cross the road?

  Mr. P: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

7. Student: What kind of drink do fathers drink?

  Mr. P: Soda Pop!

 

 

 

Time to laugh!!!

Every week a new joke is added-Hear a good clean joke, pass it on to Mr. P.!! They say (whoever they are) every time you laugh a minute is added to your life. Live long!