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Cass idy,
Did you get my message? My voice is fucking hilarious right now. I can barely talk. When I try to sing higher than really low notes it just turns into squeaks. Rawk! I'm out.

I guess that they don't care that I'm back

maybe I don't
Sarasota, but it doesn't seem to change much - Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 14:37:54 (PDT)


it is, in fact, christmas. indubiably. this creates a funny household tension and apparently stromboli. i am very glad.

tell me these cool things you got!

rock off!

satin tapeworms

GOTTA BE MORE COMPLEX THAN THAT
doggas and the mammas - Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 11:04:19 (PDT)


Cass idy it is CHRISTmas. Site updated? Nope. I'm sure Joe will do something with it though. I got cool stuff. Did you get cool stuff? Well. Yeah. Merry Messy CHRISTmas everyone.

KRIST KYLE

monkeys throw their poo
Spooner Street - Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 11:00:59 (PDT)


Kyle, you are back and already we have had a wonderful day together. Or at least I enjoyed it alot. So tonight is Christmas eve, and it wouldn't even be distinguished from other days if it weren't for coca cola and turkey dinners. And Jesus sometimes. How many days a year are dedicated to Christ? It depends on your religion. If you're a jehovah's witness, they are all apparently dedicated to him, but nothing is celebrated in the name of anything. Not even his. Anyways, I'm going to send you an email now. I will explain things and stuff throughout the email. I did not say that last line and I am in no way open to the public for emotional business. Case closed, you shall serve your sentence beginning as of tomorrow. On a cross. Anyways, welcome to the world. And bon voyage. Whatever. I love you! Rock on! Rock off! Roll call! Stromboli is here.

Love,
Cass

Cassidy

toesies@moosehair.com
Whatever. You know what? Whatever. - Monday, December 24, 2001 at 17:47:01 (PDT)


ummmm ,Well this is lindsey. I just found your web site by ass. what a small world!!! he

llllllllllllliiiiiiiiinzzzzzzz

violalinz@hotmail.com
in my house - Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 17:24:15 (PDT)


It seems that it's all just another step in the right direction. I want the results and I want to squander the benefits. It's switching one side for the other and regreting the change. It's realizing that she's not just looking at the wall. I'm compromising for the surprising thought that they might be right. It's no longer comforting, but enjoyable. Laugh if you want. Cry if you know what I mean. But don't stop being interested for my sake. Help me live through your dreams and maybe I will cross over to your side. Don't count on it though. Do it for the sake of perpetuating this feeling. Or something like that.

Kyle

girls@dislikekyle.com
Boston, but only for a little more than a week - Monday, December 10, 2001 at 17:55:03 (PDT)


You know, there's nothing like cereal. Cereal is better than birds and


OHHHHHHHHH snowy world comes

boomboomboombooom

Gurt

toesies@moosehair.com
kjshflaksjdhflakjdshkjf - Sunday, December 09, 2001 at 15:31:19 (PDT)


If it wasn't clear that was me I have something to say. "That was me."

Kyle

Kyle
Kyle - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 22:14:45 (PDT)


Birds are funny animals. But they are not furry. Beavers are furry, but not that funny. They don't have boobs either. Well, maybe the females do. I've never noticed them so lets say that beavers don't have boobs. Humans have boobs, even men in my opinion. Humans are funny. Human are even furry in places. So power to the humans.

Rock and Roll Pumpkin

say it again
Why do I always stay up so late? You guys don't care. Leave. - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 22:13:45 (PDT)


well, this is gurt. i'm just posting to say that i am also a big fan of od. although it does scare away the birds, but sometimes i want to scare them away, like after the shit all over their food and continue to eat it. that's just downright awkward. anyways, my email address is posted so stay tuned for future bullshit from THE PASS-IT-ON FIASCO.

Love,
Gurt

Spanish: La Guerto

gurt

gurt@trapezoids.com
houston airport - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 16:43:12 (PDT)


Cass idy
Kate and I will be around at the same time. We talked about it. Only for about a week though I think. There are definately more than three groupies. Almost twice as many I believe. So yeah. Thanks for supporting our cause and such. We, or at least I, really appreciate your support and enthusiasm. Rawk!
Kyle

Sir Millard Kyle

Lachrymous@msn.com
Soon to be where Cass idy and my family and friends are!Rawk - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 16:00:09 (PDT)


By the way, Kate is going to NY this breakah if she didn't tell you yet, so I really hope that you guys will be down here somehow at the same time so that we can all boogie parts together (not sexual parts) and the a makeshift jump & jive.

I wore the OD shirt today to better reinforce that I am a groupie with a home-made shirt by the bassist, with whom I have 'slept'. I have slept with you before too, but not that way. I am a groupie I suppose. I also suppose tha Kate & Adriane are groupies. Three girls groupies for three guys in a band no longer. Coincidence? I think not.

Love
C

Cass Idy

toesies@moosehair.com
Where you will soon be! Yayyyyyy - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 12:51:54 (PDT)


Cass idy,
Thanks for handing out cds and spreading the noise. Tell Forrest I said hi and rawk! Thanks. I don't think that you were a groupie. What's your definition of a groupie? I consider a groupie someone who will and usually does sleep with the members of a band. So I guess that you were 1/3 of a groupie. I guess that we had a couple of 1/3 groupies. So that's kind of cool. Rawk!

Kyle Marshall

Lachrymous@msn.com
The so-called "Asian" dressing is terrible. Take it back! - Monday, December 03, 2001 at 19:25:14 (PDT)


Well, well well well. I finally remembered that there was more to online than email, aim, download. There's also this hooky little place! I passed out some OD PT cds today finally. One boy named Forrest remembered you from there and also he says hi. To you, not joe or jake.

Yeah, I know the band. Does that mean I was a groupie in the times of your being around, you all? Or am I something else?

Love you!
Cass

Cassidy

toesies@moosehair.com
Where am I? Where am I? I am a space object! Woo eeeeeee - Monday, December 03, 2001 at 13:01:21 (PDT)


Hey this message is for Jake, remember me Jake I was in your spanish class last year buddy. I like your new band you guys should contact me for show info I set up shows sometimes in Sarasota. P.s. Transgression Jake Transgression

Brett K

1
GO! - Saturday, December 01, 2001 at 11:57:10 (PDT)


Hey, now I really want one of those Ibanez Universe black w/ green knobbers. Damn, those are cool. My dream guitar. Maybe next year some time.

Let me know when you guys are playing. I'm gonna link to your page on http://www.edfurniture.com.

-Millard.

Sir Millard Mulch

edfurniture@edfurniture.com
Venice, FL - Thursday, November 29, 2001 at 09:34:57 (PDT)


So a new boy toy huh? Pie-eater? You are really quick with your letters and such. I really appreciate the letters. I'm sorry that I don't write you as much. I'll be back soon though. So that's cool. I hope all with well with vowels and such. Rock!

KMMUK

KMMUK
KMMUK - Tuesday, November 13, 2001 at 20:28:21 (PDT)


So a new boy toy huh? Pie-eater? You are really quick with your letters and such. I really appreciate the letters. I'm sorry that I don't write you as much. I'll be back soon though. So that's cool. I hope all with well with vowels and such. Rock!

KMMUK

KMMUK
KMMUK - Tuesday, November 13, 2001 at 20:27:45 (PDT)


So a new boy toy huh? Pie-eater? You are really quick with your letters and such. I really appreciate the letters. I'm sorry that I don't write you as much. I'll be back soon though. So that's cool. I hope all with well with vowels and such. Rock!

KMMUK

KMMUK
KMMUK - Tuesday, November 13, 2001 at 20:28:49 (PDT)


CKCKCKKCKCKKCKCKKCK

Ok. yeah, ummm, I'm glad you got my letter today because today I wrote a new one, amazing huh? Just today that is. It's three pages. Pieter also wrote segments but don't worry about him, he's super gay. Well, not really. I'd like to think that he is a radish though.

Ok? Ok.

CK

CK
CK - Tuesday, November 13, 2001 at 13:30:41 (PDT)


so... i'm talking to you right now...

what's up? i know what's up, i'm talking to you.

stuff.

idy

toesies@moosehair.com
no - Monday, November 12, 2001 at 16:14:45 (PDT)


I don't know why I spell it like that. I think because I felt weird calling you Cass. So, it's a combination of calling you Cass, but with the idy. So yeah. I wrote you a story like you asked. I hope it entertains for you a couple minutes. ROCK ROCK and snails!

k

k
k - Monday, November 12, 2001 at 11:12:11 (PDT)


Have I ever asked you *why* exactly my name is 'cass idy' to you? I mean, with the space?

I love you!
Cass

cass idy

cass idy
cass idy - Friday, November 09, 2001 at 13:17:32 (PDT)


run kyle run x 3

agadf

ghilfuk
ewoitu uehtlkualek - Thursday, November 08, 2001 at 14:50:39 (PDT)


Cass idy,
I'm sorry that I haven't been keeping up with this guestbook deal that well. Why am I so fucking busy? It's gets crazy from nothing here. Whatever. I liked your message on AIM that I got the other. Thanks. I love you. (No you don't.) I do though. OK? good. Peace.

Kyle in a hurry

run Kyle run
moving trains coming and going faster and faster - Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 08:21:17 (PDT)


Cass idy,
I'm sorry that I haven't been keeping up with this guestbook deal that well. Why am I so fucking busy? It's gets crazy from nothing here. Whatever. I liked your message on AIM that I got the other. Thanks. I love you. (No you don't.) I do though. OK? good. Peace.

Kyle in a hurry

run Kyle run
moving trains coming and going faster and faster - Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 08:21:42 (PDT)


Cass idy,
I'm sorry that I haven't been keeping up with this guestbook deal that well. Why am I so fucking busy? It's gets crazy from nothing here. Whatever. I liked your message on AIM that I got the other. Thanks. I love you. (No you don't.) I do though. OK? good. Peace.

Kyle in a hurry

run Kyle run
moving trains coming and going faster and faster - Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 08:22:22 (PDT)


i love you all

jesus

bathe@jesus.com
somewhere in america - Sunday, November 04, 2001 at 12:56:03 (PDT)


Kyle-
Hey! I got your postcard just now! I'm pretty sure we got eachother's stuff on the same day, but I didn't notice mine until tonight... I don't know. What's going on? Kate and Amanda are apparently at New College right now. I just returned from a party of my friend Brianna, there was a great soloist there. Anyways, I really liked the postcard! Never have sex with janitors on wet floors. I demand a mop-up this second. Kiss me, you're beautiful! ... and that was the ball speaking, the frog wants his princess back. Almost died on the way. Bastard frog... ok yeah g2g ttyl <3ya wbs cya
-cass 'slang' idy

Cass (idy)

Kyle isn't actually metal, he doesn't really have a plate in his head.
Yeah - Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 21:11:15 (PDT)


Cass idy!,
I received your letter today! Thank you very much! Have you gotten my piece of poop thing? I miss you and talking to you. And yes, I understand you and absorb it. Sorry if it doesn't seem like it. I love you and Joe a lot as well! Rawk on with your pet rock!

Kyle "I'm so fucking metal that I have a plate in my head!"

Marshall
I'm trying to be goth, leave me alone! - Friday, November 02, 2001 at 20:48:30 (PDT)


Cass idy!,
I received your letter today! Thank you very much! Have you gotten my piece of poop thing? I miss you and talking to you. And yes, I understand you and absorb it. Sorry if it doesn't seem like it. I love you and Joe a lot as well! Rawk on with your pet rock!

Kyle "I'm so fucking metal that I have a plate in my head!"

Marshall
I'm trying to be goth, leave me alone! - Friday, November 02, 2001 at 20:48:00 (PDT)


anyways, if i don't get to talk to you directly for a while that's alright. we still correspond, it isn't as though i have totally lost you or anything. i enjoy being a whore. it's my feminine right to be a whore and i take pride in that right. but it would be nice to talk to you.

i too have thought before about what is one without the other, and so on. it fits nicely into my week-long philosophy that contradiction is the soul existence of everything in and of itself and other things. imagine the black without a corresponding white or blah blah blah. without something to compare, we are all grey same. same in comparison to what, though? there's always something. i say that it's all out war against ourselves until we die from exhaustion. i have already spent weeks pondering such things, and prefer to not go through that stage again.

long story short, i love you kyle and joe! i love you with a toothbrush and baking soda! five times over and in freshly laid dungmats.

kyle, i'll probably write you another letter sooner than not. i'll talk to you later.

cass

purple on thumb off on again and then off

autorepairman@airplane.org
gainesville - Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 13:51:37 (PDT)


If the dichotomy between the "East" and the "West", two historically prevalent strongholds in literary thought and poetry, as well as philosophy, can be broken down into a simple relation of "self" and "other," think of the metaphysical implications. Could any duality in nature be reduced to this core relationship. How about Art vs. Science? Spirituality vs. Skepticism? Mind vs. Matter? Masculine vs. Feminine?
Earth vs. Sky? Life vs. Death? The list is endless. What then does this say about human nature, more specifically, procreation and the advancement of the human race? If the Joining of Male and Female in the production of a child is analygous to the connection between self and other, then what of this relationship? What of the Child? And how then can this be applied back to the dichotomy of "East" and "West?" In these terms, is the creation of a "being" (I hesitate to say creation of life because birth eventually brings death)no different then the creation of a molecule from the attraction of two opposite poles? The former only being a more obvious process. Ontologically then, can something really "be", as in "self", without the presence of "other?"

Just stuff I've been thinking about lately.

Kinda like the easter bunny but with bigger hips

anthrax-fairy@rent.net
Within the etoy - Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 11:12:54 (PDT)


Cass,
Sorry that I couldn't talk last night. I miss talking to you. You seem to be at a place I was once at with the whole not liking boys thing. Whatever. We're all whores and people suck sometimes and we don't always get what we want and so on. How was your Halloween? Talk to you later hopefully. Oh. I love you too.

KcYiLuEl

me
day by day - Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 10:50:58 (PDT)


Oh! I love you!

brake

foot
ouch - Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 17:32:02 (PDT)


Kyle,
You know what just occurred to me? This guestbook manifesto is actually working! That's great and very funny. We're fucking shit up. It's alot easier than I thought. Anyways, cool. I'll start checking my mail... tomorrow I guess. Boy things are stupid. I hate boys. I'm a whore though. Anyways, I'm passing out candies. Weiner!

-----------------C

brake

foot
ouch - Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 17:31:42 (PDT)


Cass,
I'm looking forward to your next letter. You too should be getting something in the mail soon. Unfortunately, I have already read the fan song, but I'll try to forget it. I'm glad that you're over the boy thing because it seemed to be more of a problem than anything else. I saw THE START last night and they RAWKED! Hopefully, I'll talk to you later, but probably not because it's Halloween. I love you! Rawk on!

cile

bile
isle of pile - Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 11:13:30 (PDT)


Kyle,
I don't know what's up with what, I'm in a friggin funny mood. The other letter is ready to be sent. We'll see what happens. Do not read the fan song, because I put it into your letter for you. Ok. Furthermore, i think i've decided to not pursue in the boy anymore, because he doesn't suffice for my curiousity. I must go now. I love you!

Cass

Ja Rule

HoleLotaBootay@hotmail.com
Bronx? - Tuesday, October 30, 2001 at 15:44:48 (PDT)


Cass,
I didn't talk to you today. What's up with that? I don't what the point of groups at all. I don't share songs on audiogalaxy anyways. But whatever. I like you "Kyle Marshall=Metal" under your TOOL thingy. Rock on!

Kyul

ul
bins of flesh rotting through the womb and entering heaven p - Monday, October 29, 2001 at 21:15:32 (PDT)


Ok Kyle, you're in. You are... in. Yeah, hopefully I'll get to talk to you soon, too, I don't remember the point of creating a group anymore, but I'm sure there was one. Can you help me figure it out?

Ergehgrheghrgehrhehrerghe My favorite three letters

Cassidy

This is not my email
This is... wait - Monday, October 29, 2001 at 13:17:41 (PDT)


Cass, I have applied for your audiogalaxy group. Let me in or I will castrate you. Only joking. I have a lot of work to do today. Maybe I will get to talk to you a little though. See you on the other side. Love with love,
that guy down below.

Kisle

url
The Isle of Kisle - Sunday, October 28, 2001 at 10:14:32 (PDT)


kyle, i'm making a group on audiogalaxy. the link is in the home page place thing. you have to join because there are some crazy benefits or something, like we can directly exchange music and stuff crazy like that. whatever. ok, it's called "broken the spatula man thickens chicken moosey loose goose the freezer the cheese and the clickie". I think the link should work. join!!!

belly button a big fat smack

beep o break
you poopa my party - Sunday, October 28, 2001 at 05:31:20 (PDT)


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now here this, you kyle you
your name is KYLE
K-Y-L-E
don't worry about the hatty thing. i know how it is, because i've been very hatty lately too sortof. i don't know. i have a visor for a hat, really. you can access much of the hair. i would like to put my hand in your hair right now, because it is very smooth. don't cut your hair. ok. i don't know what else. i just went to the beach! i feel like puking! jdjdjdjjdjdjdjjdjdjjdjdj

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=== = = === = = === = = == = = === = = === = = ==== = == = - Saturday, October 27, 2001 at 14:10:28 (PDT)


I like the song. I like the stuffing. I would like to stuff the song with vagisil. Distant is as distant does. Distance breeds intimacy and vice versa. I was talking out of my ass once it seemed to make sense at the time, but when I went back to read it I remembered her name:...I don't know. I don't care, or maybe I care too much. So fuck them! Let them have their "freedom" and first amendment! I can still say that I need more sleep and that I care less about them. Cass, what's up? I wrote you an instant message today. I wonder if you got it. Sorry I've been hatty Kyle lately. I love you! Rock!

Kaiul

me
150 Mass Ave - Saturday, October 27, 2001 at 09:54:19 (PDT)


I like the song. I like the stuffing. I would like to stuff the song with vagisil. Distant is as distant does. Distance breeds intimacy and vice versa. I was talking out of my ass once it seemed to make sense at the time, but when I went back to read it I remembered her name:...I don't know. I don't care, or maybe I care too much. So fuck them! Let them have their "freedom" and first amendment! I can still say that I need more sleep and that I care less about them. Cass, what's up? I wrote you an instant message today. I wonder if you got it. Sorry I've been hatty Kyle lately. I love you! Rock!

Kaiul

me
150 Mass Ave - Saturday, October 27, 2001 at 09:55:11 (PDT)


I like the song. I like the stuffing. I would like to stuff the song with vagisil. Distant is as distant does. Distance breeds intimacy and vice versa. I was talking out of my ass once it seemed to make sense at the time, but when I went back to read it I remembered her name:...I don't know. I don't care, or maybe I care too much. So fuck them! Let them have their "freedom" and first amendment! I can still say that I need more sleep and that I care less about them. Cass, what's up? I wrote you an instant message today. I wonder if you got it. Sorry I've been hatty Kyle lately. I love you! Rock!

Kaiul

me
150 Mass Ave - Saturday, October 27, 2001 at 09:56:24 (PDT)


hi guys! i was wondering if i could pay you with my old diamond-encrusted hotpants to write a song for my lyrics, it's a really good poem, ok i'll recite it for you:
chorus:
whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore yeah i might be a whore
verse 1: hi my name is olivia and i know what i got i got a team that is hotter than hot batman and superman if i cant steal first base then i think olivia probably can.

ok, and then you just take about 3 more verses and put a different name where 'olivia' was each time, ok? but it has to be a girl's name. i am an independent feminist. ok then thanks guys! i hope you'll get in touch!
love,
ann frank

Olivia Newton John

hottxxxhothot@hotmail.com
hollywood i think - Friday, October 26, 2001 at 16:55:09 (PDT)


eggs and eggwhites. what've you been up to, yes? i've been pretty overwhelmed lately, what with the hogwash and all. you seemed pretty far off today. i've been getting a good 11 hours of sleep out of every 24 hours, i'm overwhelmed by the stuff that is stuff. like stuffing, you know? eat the rocks and rock on. don't wake the neighbors. i love you!

cassidy grassedy est. 1985 by mom

toesies@moosehair.com
dinner = food - Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 17:54:20 (PDT)


Cass,
I haven't talked to you in a while. What's going on with you? How are things and such? Talk to you later hopefully. Love and all that honky talk,
Kyle

Kisle

kisle
the isle of kisle - Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 08:32:01 (PDT)


Kyle,
Well, I don't know. I guess something. I may have not been around. You know how that is. Or else... someone may have been on for me, or it could have been a ghost. Whatever. I took this stupid punk test and it said I was a poser. What if I'm not trying to be punk!? What if taking an online test to see if you're punk isn't very punk at all? Oh well, check my livejournal. Seriously. I don't know, I'm flustered, how are you doing? I'll probably talk to you later tonight.

c ca cas cass cassi cassid cassidy

t to toe toes toesi toesie toesies toesies@ toesies@m toesies@mo toesies@moo toesies@moos toesies@moose toesies@mooseh and so on
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 13:50:22 (PDT)


Cass
i just instant messaged you and you didn't respond. Do you know who has my parking space? My space was number four. I'm tired and I'm going to eat soon. TTYL G! Rock off!
Love with hungry hungry hippos,
Kyle

Kyle was my name and then I decided that my name is their's

maybe
it's always a possibility - Monday, October 22, 2001 at 14:17:12 (PDT)


...Kyle! I'm really bad at this whole guestbook thing. I keep pressing the enter key and then things go all haywire. Result is multiple maybe, I don't know. Who knows why the site does not appear to be updated, because Joe said he was doing that yesterday. Maybe it just hasn't kicked in yet, we'll have to see.

Toy Dolls- Florence Is Deaf

Velcro has us covered for our handicapped american needs. Easy easy easy! Fake, synthetic! That's america speaking! Ow! Heart attack! OW ow!

Love the name with the game,
...Cassidy!

...Cassidy!

...Cassidy!
...Cassidy! - Sunday, October 21, 2001 at 16:50:05 (PDT)


Cass idy
I like the hat idea. I don't see why us writing here pisses Joe off because no one else writes here. But whatever. If he cares so much about the website why doesn't he update it? I can't think of any bands that you might like. Have you ever heard Bela Fleck? You might like some of his stuff. Yeah, I've got stuff to do. Peace! I'm out! Love with livers and kidneys,
Kyle

Kyle will be in the future with the professor and a hampster

so what
you expected a hero? - Sunday, October 21, 2001 at 15:27:57 (PDT)


You know guys, I do have the ultimate power to moderate and edit this guest book all I want. So don't get too big headed, or I may have to tip you over.

Joe

parachutewet@robot.com
venice - Sunday, October 21, 2001 at 00:18:12 (PDT)


Kyle,
I told Joe about the thing we are doing. I said, "Joe, Kyle and me decided that we're going to use the guestbook as our own personal email type thing." And this is what Joe said:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" There was alot of No involved but I told him that it was not up to him. I said "Kyle's in the band, and HE has NO PROBLEM with it." I think Joe gave up. It's sortof like taking over a 21st century ship in the 17th century. All the pirates wouuld be like 'WTF' and then there would be nuclear vs. cannons. Of course, the pirates would win. Like, Joe has his technological power and such but we have the GUNS! Ya know?

When you come back, I'm going to have to use a secret code to tell you when I don't feel comfortable and stuff, ok? I think that I'll gesture putting something over my head, cause of the whole hat thing, and then you can knkow what I'm talking about.

Do you know of any more good music that I should also know of? Maybe? I think that I'm on a checking-music-out spastic thing. I'm gonna go to sleep now, but I'll talk to you later. have fun practicing and doing your school you stuff!

I love you! Help me eliminate this dirty hat! Smelly, dirty hat!

You know who I am if you are you. You know who you are.

no, it's fe-mail, not e-femail... too many e's
Twin Towers, help me I'm under the big one - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 22:00:58 (PDT)


Kyle,
I told Joe about the thing we are doing. I said, "Joe, Kyle and me decided that we're going to use the guestbook as our own personal email type thing." And this is what Joe said:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" There was alot of No involved but I told him that it was not up to him. I said "Kyle's in the band, and HE has NO PROBLEM with it." I think Joe gave up. It's sortof like taking over a 21st century ship in the 17th century. All the pirates wouuld be like 'WTF' and then there would be nuclear vs. cannons. Of course, the pirates would win. Like, Joe has his technological power and such but we have the GUNS! Ya know?

When you come back, I'm going to have to use a secret code to tell you when I don't feel comfortable and stuff, ok? I think that I'll gesture putting something over my head, cause of the whole hat thing, and then you can knkow what I'm talking about.

Do you know of any more good music that I should also know of? Maybe? I think that I'm on a checking-music-out spastic thing. I'm gonna go to sleep now, but I'll talk to you later. have fun practicing and doing your school you stuff!

I love you! Help me eliminate this dirty hat! Smelly, dirty hat!

You know who I am if you are you. You know who you are.

no, it's fe-mail, not e-femail... too many e's
Twin Towers, help me I'm under the big one - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 21:59:50 (PDT)


Cass,
This is now our guestbook. No one else writes in it and no one else reads it. You were definately wearing your hat earlier. Your hat seems to always relate to sex. I am a male. Am I a man? I am a boy? Is you a lady? Is you a young lady? Is you a girl? Is you is or is you aint? So I do still a hat. Maybe it's the ghost of the hat. Whatever gal? I have plenty to do and now I shall do it. My work that is, not sex. This could be here for millions of years. Peace, I'm outta here.
I love you Cassidy! So boofuckinghoo!
Kyle

Kyle you really are a handsome and anal boy who is me Kyle p

what about e-femail?
Bostonia - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 19:30:07 (PDT)


Kyle,
This is my first note to you. We will own this guestbook and use it for ourselves! This is a part of the downfall of Joe's ownership of this site. One who does not update is one who shall go to hellll! Hell being my house, because that's where Joe is on his way to. No donut no donut no donut. So, how's that book? It must be very good, since youa re not talking to me anymore! Oh well, I guess there's always tomorrow or tonight when we have sex! Which is not true. But maybe... phone sex? Would you? Really!? Oh, hotdog! Kyle said NO! I will go and cry now, thanks for a great evening... NOT

i love you! light switch = off
cass

Cassidy

toesies@moosehair.com
where i always am: englewood - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 18:16:02 (PDT)


i know why i am so gay! because i am joe! that is why!!!

joe jankowski

why am i so gay?
why am i so gay? - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 18:08:07 (PDT)


All Buzz Words Go Now. Buzz Words Like Cola. Go Cola Mother Fucking Go.

Stuff

Things
Whatever - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 18:04:10 (PDT)


All Buzz Words Go Now. Buzz Words Like Cola. Go Cola Mother Fucking Go.

Stuff

Things
Whatever - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 18:02:32 (PDT)


we've

we've

we've
we've - Monday, October 01, 2001 at 23:33:15 (PDT)


got

got

got
got - Monday, October 01, 2001 at 23:32:24 (PDT)


lotsa

lotsa

lotsa
lotsa - Monday, October 01, 2001 at 23:27:35 (PDT)


cock

cock

cock
cock - Monday, October 01, 2001 at 23:25:36 (PDT)


and

and

and
and - Monday, October 01, 2001 at 23:25:16 (PDT)


bull

bull

bull
bull - Monday, October 01, 2001 at 23:22:46 (PDT)


Beautiful and eloquent words. I thoroughly enjoyed deciphering the lyrics and contemplating them. Extremely deep bs. ROCK!

Robert Frost

lachrymous@msn.com
zanzibar - Thursday, September 27, 2001 at 21:45:02 (PDT)


This stuff could never be on TRL. However, if you replaced the singer with a more handsome and taller college guy it might work. Well, then you would need to get a shy guy to be the drummer and a crazier punk looking bassist. You guys could be famous. But you also needs to make the songs have a more hip-hop like beat and the lyrics should be more about loving and leaving women. Just suggestions. Rock on guys!

Carson Daly

Lachrymous@msn.com
money, give me money, I need money - Thursday, September 20, 2001 at 20:45:19 (PDT)


This stuff could never be on TRL. However, if you replaced the singer with a more handsome and taller college guy it might work. Well, then you would need to get a shy guy to be the drummer and a crazier punk looking bassist. You guys could be famous. But you also needs to make the songs have a more hip-hop like beat and the lyrics should be more about loving and leaving women. Just suggestions. Rock on guys!

Carson Daly


money, give me money, I need money - Thursday, September 20, 2001 at 20:44:49 (PDT)


What does the future hold for those creatures that once comprised Omni-Desideratum? Jake=Air Force, Joe=New College, Kyle=Berklee. Most importantly, the sock monkey still resides in Sarasota and has finally gotten on job. You can find tearing tickets at Burns Court movie theater on Wednesdays and Saturdays from 9 to 7:30. Again, another retrograde projection.

Johnny Pig/Aqua Kitty

kmarshall@berklee.net
bostonia - Friday, September 14, 2001 at 21:01:32 (PDT)


Holy fuck.
Plate tectonics, is good as apple pie.
Kyle, good luck at Berk.

john moulton

hairywhiteguy@hotmail.com
hell - Monday, September 10, 2001 at 17:46:11 (PDT)


hey guys, heard the new cd from ian. sounds pretty good. email me or something. cya

Roth

newrothe@hotmail.com
where ever i am - Saturday, September 01, 2001 at 20:53:45 (PDT)


maybe i was also, in a way
an umbrella in the rain
ymber sursum deorsum
sursum te
ac deorsum belle
ego amorosis nusquam esse
nullus te
nullus te et mihi
maybe in future days
the clouds will go away

leave this space blank if they knew me

leave this space blank if they knew me
leave this space blank if they knew me - Saturday, September 01, 2001 at 16:30:51 (PDT)


You guys have been so much fun o'er the years. Kyle and Joe, you two have both, at one point, Been my favorite people! Jake, I wish that I could have gotten to know you better...If george W. kills you in a stupid war, I'll kill him! I can't believe that you're going into the air force, but whatever floats your boat.
This new album is fantastic, and although I have always thought you guys were great, I never felt your music as much as I do now.
I can feel it now, which is so great! I sleep with it playing too. Only the best bands make it to my bed! Hehehe!
Kyle, I'm going to miss you so much, in fact I already do!
Jake, I'll miss you too! You're the sweetest guy I've ever met...nicey nicey Jake! I wish you happiness!
And Joe, You're not going anywhere.

I'm very sorry to see the band come to an end. Most people would go all out trying to make it in a band half as good. I hope I see you all again.
"Tame the tiger"-
A kyle quote...

Love Kate!

Kate

Goodkate_Bad kate@hotmail.com - Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 09:42:38 (PDT)


Thanks to everyone for the positive support and comments. Jake, Joe, and I really appreciate it all. (And here comes the rant.) I figure that if we were able to create something that not only we liked, but other people enjoyed as well then we have done something worthwhile. This whole thing started out as a basic "metal" band, but then turned into something different. I don't know what we are anymore and I don't care. We grew together as a band and in many cases band's grow apart. I think that over the two and half to three years that we were together we made each other grow musically. In the early days Joe was the "classic rock guy", Jake was the "punk guy", and I was the "metal guy." We pushed each other and in turn ourselves. We went through a lot of stages and we've been lucky enough to get those stages on cd. We may look back at the older albums and cringe, but it was part of the process. Every album got better and better. I think the last album, Plate Tectonics, is the perfect way to go out. It's not perfect, but that was never our goal. I don't know that we ever had a goal or goals. Either way, I'm happy with the experience. All the shows, albums, and bumps in the road were more than I ever expected back when Ian and I were writings OD classics like feel and black box. I loved every little dispute and pre-show nervousness. Again, I really appreciated every little "You guys are awesome!" or "Good show!" and even the "You guys are alright." or "The album is pretty good." Thank you! All of you. Everyone that said anything about us, positive or negative. To me, just the fact that we made you think for a second or an hour about music or anything else and what you think or feel about it is great. If you thought about us, even negatively, it was still thinking and I'm all for that.(Wow this is getting long. I still don't care.) This band is what life is about:Growing, learning, and moving on. We grew, we learned, and now we are moving on. A perfect end to a weird and exciting journey. Thanks to Jake for sticking with it even when I could feel how close you were to saying,"I don't want to do this anymore." Thanks also to Joe for joining something that may not have been your thing and sticking with it also. Thanks to John and Ian for being part of the OD saga and all their contributions musically and otherwise. Finally, I thank myself for doing what I always wanted to do:Have a band that accomplished many things. No matter what happens in the future I will never forget this experience or downplay what we did and created. This was only beginning and now it's the end, but I will see you all again. I swear.- based off of "Turning Squares Into Boxes" (I can quote myself, right?) I love you all! Rock on!

Kyle Marshall - guitarist and vocalist?

Lachrymous@msn.com
Soon I'll be saying that I wish I was home. Am I home yet? - Monday, August 27, 2001 at 19:25:40 (PDT)


Hey Kyle. After we dropped you off, i told Kate that your singing voice is very nice. she said i should tell you that. i thot you would like to know.

Amanda!!

poisonenvy@hotmail.com
somewhere in the middle - Sunday, August 26, 2001 at 15:53:10 (PDT)


Hey there I have just completed the Omni-Desideratum local band project for the Education Channel. All hale Adriane. It should air on Sarasota County's channel 20 in September. Wahhhhhhhhh

Adi

Nebula514@hotmail.com - Friday, August 24, 2001 at 09:44:20 (PDT)


I am really gald I participated in this band

Jake Cameron

jakecno4@aol.com - Wednesday, August 22, 2001 at 20:32:56 (PDT)


Kyle! You did the Johnny thing? It figures. No offense to you Joe, but it seemed just a little too quirky and cool for something you would ever do. Joe, you're just not metal enough. Poor Joe... not being metal and all.

C

dirtevolution@aol.com
E.FL. - Wednesday, August 22, 2001 at 17:53:50 (PDT)


Yo ME padres hows it cookin?
Hello, Johnny says, "Typing text into boxes can be fun too." Put stuff in the box Johnny. Put stuff in the box.
-Kyle Marshall
p.s. I love C.A. and big bongos

Ho's and such

ilikebitches.com
Whaaat a ho ho - Tuesday, August 21, 2001 at 18:30:41 (PDT)


Oh, by the way. The whole 'baby pea and whale' thing. That is all mine. Therefor, the guestbook is also all mine. Well, but joe can have it. Are you guys going to play down here for us Englewood cronies? You'd better knock it!

"the sun's not yellow, it's chicken!"
-bob dylan, tombstone blues

Cassidy again

refrigerate@robot.com
There's something funny on the television. - Tuesday, August 21, 2001 at 16:10:49 (PDT)


CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE!
The address is below. Enjoy it!
Sorry.
"Something would have to change...it doesn't have to be right now." - Me

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Another one of Joe's creations. I hope it comes out right.

Mitt Mitt St. Claire

Lachrymous@msn.com
Pat Migroin, Indiana - Sunday, August 19, 2001 at 21:52:11 (PDT)


I'm bored. Help me help you. Show me the money. Just take those old records off the shelf. I sit and listen to them by myself. Today's music ain't got the same soul except for Omni-Desideratum. Rock on with rocket sauce!

Tom Cruise

Tomcruise@analland.com
Hollywood in my pants - Sunday, August 19, 2001 at 20:36:55 (PDT)


Kyle is the guitarist. Joe is the bassist. Jake is the drummer. Together they make the perfect ensemble that is Omni-Desideratum. I am glad that I was able to fufill all of their video needs. Now Kyle is the guitarist in Boston. Joe is the bassist from Venice in Sarasota. Jake is the drummer turned high-tech airforce repairman. Alas it has come to a pause. But I hope that the pause will be unpaused again in the future. Thank you for creating music. Rock and Roll McDonalds.

Adriane Ackroyd

Nebula514@hotmail.com - Sunday, August 19, 2001 at 17:40:14 (PDT)


But can you turn cantelope squares into wartermelon boxes? Jake, Kyle, and Joe. You are my 'peeps'. OD 'rocks my world' and I'm not 'frontin'. You guys are probably one of the greatest high school bands ever formulated by the man. The man knows what he's doing. Take out the sweat rags and ring them into a big yellow beach bucket. Taste it and work accordingly. Make drip paintings with the sweat and dye things pink and purple. Add lots of black. Then have a band. Do calculus, eat babies, rock & roll (ACE. But I've got more integrity than that). Hi-Tech repairmen eat furniture, beware the cheap toasters and do not forget the legacy of metal, if only Rob Crow was also as metal as you but he is not. The man is more metal than Kyle, and Kyle is more metal than all of us. Jake is a high-tech repairman who may or may not eat the furniture in a nicely furnished home (also a GREAT drummer), and Joe is a noodle donut hole tapping your feet 3 times and wishing you were to your destination on time for once. But alas, nevermore. Have fun doing what you are all doing! No inside jokes intended. All rights reserved. Copyright something something something and I could really go for some sashimi now. Email me at refrigerate@robot.com because I'll probably be changing my addy to that soon. The man is sending me his subliminal cannoli filling. Mainly the same thing as cheesecake. Say my name bitchaz!
Your friend and lover?? (ow ow ow ow)
Cass

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^P.S^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Omni Desideratum is the sun, O.D. is the egg. O.D. is the Police of the Police."
- Adapted from a Richard Huelsenbeck quote about dadaism

cassidy "breakdancing tipnies daft flip the bunny goo" keefe

toesies@moosehair.com
Mr. Chair-Chair isn't eating the box-shaped foods. - Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 12:18:14 (PDT)


Website is good Joe. You're doing stuff. Thanks for doing all this "internet" goblety-gook. Jake and I sure couldn't do it. Oh yeah, WE ROCK!I have had so much fun with this band. I've also had some experiences that sucked at the time, but in retrospective it was interesting and a great learning experience. Happy Birthday to our impending dominance of the "internet"!!!!!!!!!!

KYLE M. MARSHALL (GUITAR MANIPULATION AND VOCAL SCRAPINGS)od

Lachrymous@msn.com it will change soon though, the part I just wrote isn't part of my e-mail addressssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Sarasota,Fl A hell hole."I'm outta here." - Doug - Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 22:13:20 (PDT)


The old guest book puttered out, so I'm just trying out the new one. Don't you just love that new car smell? mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

I need a parachute...

Joe from the band

TheFreshParrots@od.iwarp.com
Venice, FL - Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 20:55:20 (PDT)



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