DANGEROUS ILLUSIONS - THE LAST WORD IN PICTURES.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a word is worth .001 of a picture or as i’s known around here, ‘one millipic’. So the last word in pictures can only cover one one-thousandth of the ground necessary to re-define art. However, as the longest journey begins with but one step, so too does the longest journey end with one last step. We can then postulate a ‘last word in pictures’ which in this case will be only the final millipict in what would be logically the ‘last picture’. Many of you are probably even now speculating that ‘boron’ ‘pull-toy’ or ‘irony’ could then be the last words in pictures, but you would be wrong. No, the last word in pictures is ‘fez’. Frankly, we were a little bit suprised too when we learned that this was going to be the last word. You would have thought that after all this time and effort it would have been something with a little more grandure. Still ‘fez’ will work just fine. After saying ‘fez’ what else IS there to say? But only saying ‘fez’ is like only taking the last step in the journey without any of the other steps. To address this shortfall, we’ve produced a set of Dangerous Illusions that will accelerate the viewer (you) along this journey by means of Quantum Aestheitcs. You will be raised instentaiously yet incrementally to new levels of understanding. But be warned that due to certain Art Uncertanty Principles, your direct observation will change the experience. So we invite you to sit back, observe, change, experience and be changed by the Last Word In Pictures.
Art Is The Stranger At Your Door
I’s well past curfew and there is the sound of knocking at the door. Should you open it? What if there is an unannounced security check taking place? They’ll think that you are hiding something. The door camera shows there is only one of them. What if he has The Disease? You release the locks slowly, keeping your foot and leg braced against the door in case he tries to rush it. Whatever else you do, keep your mouth shut. You’ve got a round chambered and the safety is off. Ol’ Brown Bess can do your talking for you if it comes to that. The Stranger says his name is ’Art’. Why should you believe him? That’s what they all say these days.
Art Is Looking Out the Window in a Panic
Don’t stand next to the window you fool. They’ll see you there. What was that sound? Is someone outside? Did they see you looking out the window? Shouldn’t you close it? Shadows play on the curtains as they rise and fall with the breeze. They are the only thing in the room that moves. Without pulling the curtain aside, close the window and step back in to the dark.
Art Is A Rumor On Every Street Corner
No one believes the official versions anymore. Rumor mongers stand on every street corner. Chickens can kill you. The economy is going to rebound in two months. Sell your bonds now. Don’t go to New York. It’s all a hoax. Gas will go for a dollar a gallon. They aren’t fooling anyone. If you’re smart, you’ll get out now!
"In some cases your exit may be behind you."
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