EAT OR BE EATEN AND TO HELL WITH THE INTERNET! FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS TO ARTISTIC FREEDOM:
American Demands The Tube System Of Communication! Consider these advantages:
- Puts vital communications on a written, not verbal basis. Compels method, accuracy, responsibility.
- Connects all desired departments in a unified system of fool proof, trouble free communication, regardless of location.
- Assures transmission of valuable records and materials with desirable speed, accuracy privacy and silence.
- Allows key personnel to concentrate upon their specialized tasks, assured of efficient communication with other departments.
- Eliminates the human element in transmission of messages, error, delays careless incompetence uncertainty.
- Eliminates the traffic, confusion and extravagant cost of 'messenger boy' system and the problems of training and replacement.
- Expedites the work of all departments because interdepartmental communication is so swift and accurate.
- Assures dependable communication twenty-four hours of every day.
STEP ONE
Develop your powers of ‘Visualization’. Use this ability to see mentally, and to construct images in your mind's eye. It's like skating with your brain.
STEP TWO
Practice visualization by consciously forcing your every thought to be accompanied by a mental image. This creates the feeling of a vast dome rather than a flat backdrop.
STEP FOUR
Always use plain simple drawings. “But”, you say, “It's so hard to learn.”
(These two Chinese intellectuals are saying, “He look just like foolish Rabbit of Constant Sorrow! What a big loser he is.”)
