First, Second, and Third Laws:

Fourth Law:

“Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.”
– Mulla Nasrudin

“Those who cannot forget the past are condemned to remember it.”
– Jane Ace

“You can’t fool all the people all of the time.”
– Abraham Lincoln
But in America, you only need to fool half the actual voters,
and only on election day.

“Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.”
– Agnes Allen [sometimes attributed to Donald Rumsfeld]