Horning's Laws

First, Second, and Third Laws:

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.

Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.

Fourth Law:

Anything can be improved – but not everything.

Oracular Quotations

“Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.”
– Mulla Nasrudin

“Those who cannot forget the past are condemned to remember it.”
– Jane Ace

“You can’t fool all the people all of the time.”
– Abraham Lincoln
But in America, you only need to fool half the actual voters,
and only on election day.

“Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.”
– Agnes Allen [sometimes attributed to Donald Rumsfeld]

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