Not all jobs require someone
with a brain. Giuseppe Smith - 1919

Hire a Zombie was founded in 1907 by entrepreneurial visionary Giuseppe Reginald Smith shortly before WWI and the 1918 pandemic. Just a short century ago, most businesses were at a loss as to how to fill menial employement positions that required little or no synaptic cortex firing to perform. 

Giuseppe noticed that there were always employment opportunities for a moving body as long as it did not care what it was doing. 

Hire a Zombie has maintained its position as the leader in undead staffing services through the years by following Giuseppe’s simple founding philosophy: "You don’t have to have a pulse to be able work".

They benefit, you benefit.

It’s all about the employees and our customers. Hire a Zombie can provide workers in bulk who are dedicated, devoted, and if not hard working are at least cheap.  

Left to their own devices, most walking dead either wander about looking for a next brain to eat or just sit and stare at walls all day.

Hire a Zombie trains and rehabilitates the living impaired, customizing them to your specific business needs.  You can hire certified workers trained in specialized fields such as moving around papers, cleaning disgusting stuff, climbing on tall things, waiting in lines, and most other things that you avoid doing on a regular basis.  

Our Employees Just Don’t Care.™

Hire a Zombie was listed “best of show” last year by the Zombie Business Bureau at their annual chili cook-off.    This is just one example of Hire a Zombie’s world-wide customer focus.  

Hire a Zombie is headquartered in scenic Death Valley, California with offices in Baton Rouge, Three Mile Island, Budapest, and Detroit.