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Sometimes for various reasons employer company
and zombie employee relationships just don't work out.
We want to make sure you are fully satisfied
with you new worker.

Although Hire a Zombie accepts many forms of payment
for our services, we are not going to request your financial
information now. We will bill you later.

We TRUST that you will pay us later.

If you at any time not completely satisfied with
your mortality challenged helper, please return
the employee to us in one of our pre-addressed
shipping envelopes.