Hire a Zombie is your number one full-service
undead staffing and training service solution.

We can handle all your walking dead and
living corpse placement needs. 

We specialize in placement of temporary,
contract, temp-to-hire and career candidates
that will do the boring dead end jobs that
no one ever really want to do.
Employing the mortality handicapped since 1907


We have placed literally dozens of specialists
in hot zombie employment areas such as:

  • Retail
  • Agriculture
  • Retail
  • Computer Programming
  • Housekeeping
  • Fast Food Preparation
  • Retail
 

Office hours
(Central European Time)
Monday: 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM
Tuesday: 2:00 AM - 3:00AM
Wednesday: 1:00 AM - 2:30 AM
Thursday: By Appointment
Friday: 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM
Saturday: Closed
Sunday: Definately Closed

Closed
For Holidays:
All Full Moons
Cartoon Fridays
Memorial Day
New Years Day
Romero's Birthday
Talk Like A Pirate Day
Thanksgiving Day
Our Employees Just Don’t Care.™ It's easier to have workers who
will just do what they’re told.
Giuseppe Smith - 2004
 
Happy Dragon Studios
--All images © Jim Emelander
--Last Updated March 12, 2012
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