Employing the mortality
handicapped since 1907
 
        Welcome to Hire a Zombie

 

 

 

 




Hire a Zombie is your number one full-service
undead staffing and training service solution.


We can handle all your walking dead and living corpse
placement needs. 

We specialize in placement of temporary,
contract, temp-to-hire and career candidates
who will do the dead end jobs
that no one else will or would want to do.

 

 

 



 

We have placed literally dozens of specialists
in hot zombie employment areas such as:

 
   
  • Retail
  • Agriculture
  • Retail
  • Computer Programming
  • Housekeeping
  • Fast Food Preparation
  • Retail
 
Our Employees Just Don’t Care.™  
 

 

  Happy Dragon Studios
--All images © Jim Emelander
--Last Updated May 22, 2009
 
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It's easier to have workers who
will just do what they’re told.
Giuseppe Smith - 2004