Monitor Screen Washer
Hours: 2am to 4am
Special Requirements: Must be mobile and able to grip things.
Job Details: Cleaning fingerprints and other debris from CRT display terminals.
Compensation: $0.10 per monitor to start. $0.05 increase after 3 months.
Refrigerator Cleaning Supervisor
Hours: PM Flexible
Special Requirements: Must be mobile and able to grip things.
Job Details: Removing old rotting food and other debris from office and
home refrigerators.
Sorting good items from bad using sorting method of you own choice.
Compensation: $0.05 per unit serviced plus all item found and kept. Rotted meat bonus.
Radioactive Waste Removal Specialist
Hours: 10:30pm to 4:30am
Special Requirements: Mobility, able to grip things, previous mutation a plus. People skills.
Job Details: Carrying radioactive material into deep trenches in Nevada.
Compensation: $0.28 a mile.
Lighthouse Fixture
Hours: Evenings
Special Requirements: Ability to stand or sit in place. Must emit own luminescent glow.
Job Details: Tower bulb replacement. Ideal job opportunity for RWRS retiree.
Compensation: Flexible depending on Experience.
Road Kill CleanupWorker 
Hours: Variable
Special Requirements: Intact digestive tract, ability to dodge oncoming traffic.
Job Details: You eat brains and other dead carrion leavings.
Compensation: You can eat brains and other dead carrion leavings.
Carnival Shooting-Range Target
Hours: Seasonal
Special Requirements: None
Job Details: Standard "‘stand against a wall and get shot at" employment.
Compensation: Varies depending on number of starting limbs. Includes after-hours waste bin scrounging options.
