WORDS OF WISDOM

    A PESSIMIST COMPLAINS ABOUT THE NOISE WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.

    A SHARP TONGUE AND A DULL MIND ARE USUALLY FOUND IN THE SAME HEAD.

    A CAREER IS A JOB THAT TAKES ABOUT 20 MORE HOURS A WEEK.

    A SMILE IS A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT.

    A VERBAL CONTRACT ISN'T WORTH THE PAPER IT'S WRITTEN ON.

    AGE IS A HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY.

    AVOID CRITICISM...  SAY,  DO AND BE NOTHING.

    BACTERIA: THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

    BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL, THAN TO SPEAK AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.

    CELABACY IS NOT AN INHERITED CHARACTERISTIC.

    COPY FROM ONE, IT'S PLAGIARISM.  COPY FROM TWO OR MORE AND IT'S RESEARCH.

    DANGEROUS EXERCISE...  JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.

    EXPERIENCE IS KNOWING A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO.

    GET EVEN...  WITH THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE HELPED YOU.

    IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO FAULTS,  THAT MAKES ONE.

    IF NOBODY MEASURES UP,  CHECK YOUR YARDSTICK.

    IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT,  BUT MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE.

    LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS...  YOU CAN NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM ALL YOURSELF.

    NEVER WRESTLE WITH A PIG. YOU BOTH GET DIRTY, AND THE PIG LIKES IT.

    NO SENSE BEING PESSIMISTIC. IT WOULDN'T WORK ANYWAY.

    NOSTALGA ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

    OLD AGE COMES AT A BAD TIME.

    SOME OF US QUIT LOOKING FOR WORK WHEN WE FIND A JOB.

    SOME PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED BEYOND THEIR INTELLIGENCE.

    SOME PEOPLE ARE SO BUSY LEARNING THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE THEY NEVER LEARN THE TRADE.

    SUCCESS IS MORE LIKELY WHEN YOU STRIVE TO DESERVE IT THAN WHEN YOU STRIVE TO ACHIEVE IT.

    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORDINARY AND EXTRAORDINARY IS THAT LITTLE EXTRA.

    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STUPIDITY AND GENIUS IS THAT GENIUS HAS ITS LIMITS.

    THE GREATEST ABILITY IS DEPENDABILITY.

    THE HARDER YOU WORK THE LUCKIER YOU GET.

    THE PROBABILITY OF SOMEONE WATCHING YOU IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR ACTION.

    THE SHORTEST PENCIL IS BETTER THAN THE LONGEST MEMORY.

    THIS GETTING OLD STUFF IS NOT FOR SISSIES.

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