My favorite sound. How do you know when your cow has mad cow disease? When it sounds like this. Funny Fan Mail 1 During the summer of 1996, I completed writing 6 columns of BS for Runners World. Of course, they edited out all the juicy lawsuit-type stuff. Here it is in its unedited form. My other favorite sound. LeMoo's cow jokes. Here's a different kind of log - my work. I used to work on a help desk. My "friends" lampoon me with some top ten lists. My Favorite Funny Web Sites: Mulletts Galore - dedicated to those with fashion sense. The Onion - America's Finest News Source. Daredevil - My Friend Dan Ng's personal web site. The Pillsbury Dough Boy - Lots of tasty fun! My favorite ultramarathon Here's a joke I like: A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a > > > BUMP... > > > BUMP... > > > BUMP... behind him. > > > Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin > > > banging its way down the middle of the street towards him > > > ... BUMP... > > > ...BUMP... > > > ...BUMP... > > > Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin > > > bouncing > > > quickly behind him ... > > > faster... > > > faster... > > > BUMP... > > > BUMP... > > > BUMP. > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes > > > in, slams and locks the door behind him. > > > However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the > > > coffin clapping ... > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > on the heels of the terrified man. > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart > > > is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > > With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and > > > clapping towards him. > > > The man screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all he > > > can find > > > is a bottle of cough syrup! > > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin ... > > > > > > ... the coffin stops.
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