Crusaders of the High Plains Theme Song
Sung to the tune of
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band


It was two years ago today
That Suede and Karna formed a Guide to Play
They've been growing really big in style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The Guide you've known for all these years
The Crusaders of the High Plains ains ains

Where the Crusaders of the High Plains
We hope you will enjoy the Guide

The Crusaders of the one and only High Plains
Sit back and let the evening go
GO GO GO
The Crusaders of the, The Crusaders of the, The Crusaders of the High Plains

We hope you will enjoy our guide
Were certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely Group of pledge
We'd like to let you group with us
To Hate Plains Lets us go.


I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That the Demented's going to cast a spell
And he wants you all to gather round
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Demented One
And The Crusaders of the High Plains.