The Shaman Song

By The Demented One Sung to the Tune of Love Potion #9  

I took my Trollie down to Shaman Bruin

You know that Shammy with the blue tattoo
   
He's got a Hut down near the Halas line

Selling' little bottles of
 
Combat Potion Number Nine




I told him that I offend drop my sticks
I'd been this way since I was level 6
He looked me up and down, he drank some spider wine
He said "What you need is
Combat Potion Number Nine"




He grabbed his pouch turn around and started making my drink
       
He said "I'm gonna Mix it up right here in street"
     
It Looked like Goblin Slime and smelled like Innruuok’s Feet
   
He took my gold, I closed my eyes, I drank his drink




All of a sudden I started Fighting Right
I started killing' everything in sight
But when I killed the guard down at the Faydwar sign
I broke my little bottle of
Combat Potion Number Nine





Combat Potion Number Nine

Combat Potion Number Nine

Combat Potion Number Nine



When I get more Gold I'm going back again
I can't Wait to Try Combat Potion Number Ten