The ballad of Beltalun
Sung to the Tune of the ballad of Irving by??? (Its on one of my old Doctor Demento Records and I was unable to find the lyrics so I am doing this from memory, {Those of you that don’t know what a record is listen up it’s a Big black Cd that didn’t sound as good})
(This started out funny and ended up, as a bit of a tongue in cheek roast of beltalun he is one of my oldest and dearest friends I think he can find the humor in it)
The ballad of Beltalun
He was short and fuzzy and ran out of the West with a goblin soul caller on his chest
He was Brave and honest right clear through which was kind of weird cause he was a Halfling too.
CHORUS
Beltalun…
They called him Beltalun, Big Beltalun, Big Short Beltalun, Big Short fuzzy Beltalun
The hundred and fourth second bravest man in the land………
Beltalun… Beltalun
He came from the old Rivervale spread with a crown of the risen on his head
He always Followed Lile’s wishes even in Dreadlands he used to sets of symbols
CHORUS
Beltalun…
They called him Beltalun, Big Beltalun, Big Short Beltalun, Big Short fuzzy Beltalun
The hundred and fourth second bravest man in the land………
Beltalun… Beltalun
A hundred and fourth one were braver then he but Beltalun was looking for hundred and fourth three. Walked into Thurgadin Saloon like a man insane and ordered three fingers of bleeding brain
CHORUS
Beltalun…
They called him Beltalun, Big Beltalun, Big Short Beltalun, Big Short fuzzy Beltalun
The hundred and fourth second bravest man in the land……… Beltalun
Beltalun… Beltalun
One Day the Avatar of fear came into town his aim was to chop Fuzzy Beltalun down
Avatar Said Draw and draw right now, Beltalun drew, drew a pitcher of a cow.
CHORUS
Beltalun…
They called him Beltalun, Big Beltalun, Big melee fighter Beltalun,
The hundred and fourth second bravest man in the land……… Beltalun
Beltalun… Beltalun
The Ogre boys were coming on the train at first sun and the guild said Beltalun
We need your stun… when that train pulled in at the break of dawn Beltalun’s stun was there but Beltalun was gone.
CHORUS
Beltalun…
They called him Beltalun, Big Beltalun, Big help Beltalun,
The hundred and fourth second bravest man in the land……… Beltalun
Beltalun… Beltalun
Well finely Beltalun wound up in Smashu’s belly… it was right outside the Felwithe Deli.
He was sitting there auctioning his wares around and Silly Fuzzy Beltalun didn’t see Smashu come into town.
CHORUS
Beltalun…
They called him Beltalun, Big Beltalun, Big fuzzy Beltalun. Big In the tummy of Smashu Beltalun,
The hundred and fourth second bravest man in the land……… Beltalun
Beltalun… Beltalun