Sung to the Tune of wasted Rock Ranger by Great White

I’m eating a stranger; I live a life of danger on the road to find a better roast.

I don’t think a days gone by that I wasn’t eating some guy, it’s the only Way I keep from going Hungry

I don’t need FDA inspection,

I eat Dwarfs without discretion

I sit down on my butt and eat a Druid Pie

I’m eating a stranger; I live a life of danger on the road to find a better roast.

I don’t think a days gone by that I wasn’t eating some guy, it’s the only Way I keep from going Hungry

I have Gnomes with the Breakfast Toast

Rangers with the Evening roasts

And assorted bits of Halflings in between

I’m eating a stranger; I live a life of danger on the road to find a better roast.

I don’t think a days gone by that I wasn’t eating some guy, it’s the only Way I keep from going Hungry

Well I could have had a paying job, working for those basher’s slobs

With a family; true security.

But I left that Stuff behind, so I could be eating all the time.

A big full belly is all I need for me.

I’m eating a stranger; I live a life of danger on the road to find a better roast.

I don’t think a days gone by that I wasn’t eating some guy, it’s the only Way I keep from going Hungry