Meez sainted mother used to sing meez thiz song when I was only knee high to a frogluk meez bet youz all likez it… if not meez bash you and eat youz

 Sung to the Tune of Beat it

How come you're always such a fussy Troll Mama,
Don't want no Halfling Crunch, don't want no Elfish bran,
Well don't you know that other trolls are starving in Troll land,
Just eat them, eat them,

 

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of Elf you hate.
You won't get gnome pie till you clean off your plate.
So eat them.

Don't tell me you're full

Just eat them, eat them,
Get yourself an Dwarf and beat it.
Have some more Erudite, have some Elf pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat them, eat them, just eat them, eat them,
Just eat them, eat them, just eat them, eat them,

Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.
Just eat them, eat them,
.

You better listen, better do what you're told,
You haven't even touched your Halfling casserole,
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold,
So eat them.

I don't care if you're full

Just eat them, eat them,
Open up your mouth and feed it.
Have some more Halfing, have some human,
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

Just eat them, eat them,
Don't you make me repeat it.
Have a Halfing, have a whole bunch,
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat them, eat them, eat them, eat them,
eat them, eat them, eat them, eat them.

Just eat them, eat them,
If it's getting cold reheat it
Eat Gnomes for dinner, have elves for snacks,
If you don't like it you can't send it back.

Just eat them, eat them,
Get yourself an Dwarf and beat it.
Have some more Erudite, have some Elf pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried

Just eat them, eat them,
Don't you make me repeat it.