You know I love real life socializing
At parties I’m no bore
And they call me Mr. Real Life
When I pass though my work place door
I eat lunch with my real friends
baseball scores come from my lips
And my friends is always
Begging me to take them
To museums and golf trips

Yes, they are
Oh, but at night I out my strongbox
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my basement
Where nobody else can see
I close that door so softly
so I don’t wake up my spouse
Then I pull out my EQ CD
And drool forms in my mouth
Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Real life
Just as normal as I can be

But at night I'm a Everquest junkie
You got any lewts for’a newbie
Well, at lunchtime
You can always find me
At the local sports them bar
Just talking about all the moves that I got
and what made Jordan such a star
And tippin' a normal ten percent
in a freshly ironed shirt
Oh yeah
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination
On my computer hideaway shelf
And I pull my EQ zone maps
DSL modem and EQ live
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine Everquest high

Yes I do
Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Real life
Just as normal as I can be
But at night I'm a Everquest junkie
You got any lewts for’a newbie
My friends down at the office
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know what make computers fast
But I know that new Secretary is' a treat
My Boss was at my wedding
He even paid for the rice
I got the Maytag model 223
in olive for my wife
Yes, I did
Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
Complaining about a link death
Running up my visa real high
with my players auction debt
I'm afraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful brand new 1 Gig Chips
And a Voodoo 12 by my head
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as normal as I can be
But at night I'm a Everquest junkie

 

You got any lewts for’a newbie Good lord have pity on me