Your Know EverQuest has taken over your life WHEN …….

1.        You don’t know the sex of your 3 best friends (They have non-descript screen names)

2.        You can Speak Troll

3.        You can remember the Spawn cycles of at least 12 Uber Mobs but don’t know your own phone number

4.        After Eating at KFC you put the Chicken Bones in your pocket (After all your Necro Friend is always Running out of bone chips)

5.        You know what scruffy the rat is a place holder for

6.        Your Parents pay your allowance in Platinum pieces

7.        Ebay and PlayersAuction are the Top 2 book marks on your browser

8.        Your Wife/SO has to log on to tell you its time for dinner

9.        You never bring food when camping (You can always find rabbit meat and pods of water)

10.     If you get lost in the Mall you just walk in big Right-hand circles until your friends find you.

11.     Your Parents Give you 300 dollars to buy new school clothes and you get hit Ebay for GEB’s

12.     You are sure your archery Teachers is a Ranger

13.     When you are at the mall you examine each item to see which race/classes can use it.

14.     You Dress like a Wood Elf Druid for Halloween

15.     Your Wife/SO left you because you wanted her to dress up like the lady on the Everquest Splash Screen

16.     A “DATE” is you and your SO sitting in front of two different computer typing messages to each other even through your in the same room

17.     You have gotten married 6 times just to get a cool last name

18.     You have personalized license plates that read any of the following (IloveEQ, Eqjunkie, NinjaLootr, uber)

19.     When you over sleep and are late for school you try to use Hide & Sneak to get into your classroom

20.     You drop all of your pennies on the ground (Copper is too heavy to carry)

21.     You are starting to look like your character

22.     You try and Bribe a monk to teach you dragon punch

23.     You broke you leg practicing freefall off the jungle gym at school

24.     You have never Missed a Hate raid but you have missed your anniversary twice

25.     You log more EQ hours then Work hours

26.     You have deciphered all of the Messages hidden in the noises monsters make

27.     You have 5000 maps of EQ Every zone and every dungeon but not a single map of your home town

28.     You Hack into NASA and Try and use the Hubble to Find the location of Norrath

29.     Your Dreams are pixilated

30.     You have logged on while on vacation

31.     Your collage thesis was on how if you rearrange the land masses in Norrath they  form an exact match for the Pagiean theory

32.     Seeing Human cloning is banned you start work on cloning a Race of dwarf slaves

33.     You have EQ install on a computer at work (After all work has a T-1)

34.     You Greet your Friends by “bonking” them on the head

35.     You have correctly identified the stars in the background during the EQ intro

36.     You make the mistake of calling your mother on her birthday, only afterwards do you realizes you were on EQ time and her birthday was 4 months ago.

37.     You Enter Sears and announce to all that you WTB new Tennis shoes

38.     You Are upset that the Highway department is always SHOUTING at everyone

39.     You Are Flunking English because you have started to use (LOL, ROFL, WTB, WTS TP, TL, HB,AOF) in essays.

40.     You can’t smile unless you turn your head 90 degrees