Slow Day at work so without any further delay I bring you a parody of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Fumen the Pink Armored warrior

By The Demented One.

Hey Carolian

Can you tell us a story?

A story about Fumen

The one with the shiny rose armor

Its pink

They say it glows

Can you tell us story

Please, please, please

Fumen the Pink Armored warrior

Had some very shiny clothes (like a rubie)

And if you ever saw him

You would even say he glows (like a light bulb; like some high beams)

All of the other warriors

Used to laugh and call him names (names) (Like FUFU)

They never let poor Fumen

Join in any Warrior games

Then one foggy time raid Eve

Shurlok came to say

Fumen with your Clothes so bright

Won't you tank this mob tonight?

Then all the warriors loved to him

And they shouted out with glee (yeah)

Fumen the Pink Armored warrior

You'll go down in history