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Gnomish appreciation week

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Gnomes have been mistreated and belittled for so-long, but gnome are a perfect race, we are more aerodynamic then dwarfs, we don’t steal like the Halflings, and we have accomplished so much we should be ruling Norrath not being Punted by larger races.

Norrathians have unanimously voted to make February 1St through February 7th Gnomish appreciations week. In recognition for all Gnomes have done for us you are invited to buy them Lunches or have wild freaky no strings attached Sex with them.

Below is a list of just some of the great things that Gnomes have done for Norrath.

1. Check in your backpacks I am sure you have at least one of the clever gnomish trade skill devices.
2. That Gate neck that allows Non-casters to return to POK (built, designed and created by the clever gnomes)
3. Is there a single Monk on the planet that doesn’t have one of the clever gnomish backpacks that have 100% weight reduction?
4. The Crafty Gnomes have built all the ships that carry you to distant lands and when a drunken Dwarf Captain runs them aground the crafty gnomes sent there very own Translocaters to port you around while the ship is in dry dock being fixed.
5. Could anyone have gotten there fishing skills up with out the crafty collapsible fishing pole.
6. Slaving away in the laboratory of a power made Erudite Wizard it was the Gnomes that figured out how to re-power the spires and enable travel to the moon and back.
7. It was a Gnome wizard that breeched the Seal and opened up the Planes of Power.
8. With out Gnomes how could we make all the Barbarians, Trolls and Ogres small enough to fit around the mobs?
9. With out Gnomes No wizard would have their Epic.
10. How would we celebrate the New Year with out gnomish fireworks?
11. You would still be in the dark ages for Bows with out the gnomes tinkering Cams for you.
12. Who was it that figured out a way to safely remove a augment (it was Gnomes of course)
13. No warrior would have his/her epic with out the clever gnomes.
14. No brewer would have their Trade skill item without help from the gnomes.



In closing don’t punt the gnomes you should hug them, don’t let them die for without gnomes Norrath would be a very different place. So say it Loud “We LOVE GNOMES AND WE'RE PROUD”
The Gnomish Coalition Front.