Unknown to most people, during Smashu's weeklong absents she had been
attending school at the prestigious Ak'anon institute of Huglogy.

As the scene opens we find Smashu wearing a Dunce cap and writing on the
chalkboard 500 times "Meez will not try to eat the teacher"

Hug Master Flox Snapped Smashu on the knuckles hard with a ruler " Ok
you big oaf lets try it again and this time no eating the students"

"But Meez only had three of them, Meez was hungry" Smashu said while she
held up four fingers

"Never mind that, now one more time go hug the practice dummy and this
time put away your swords and DON'T squeeze it so hard'

Smashu Lumbered towards the Elf Shaped practice dummy put away her
swords and reached out her arms to pull the dummy towards her. About
halfway into her hug Smashu heard a loud crack as the 4x4 that held the
dummy upright snapped in half.

"Not again"
The hug master said

"Meez sorry"
Smashu Said

The hug master broke yet one more ruler over Smashu's head
"Imbecile, that was my last Practice dummy, now I will have to ask for
volunteers from the class for you practice for your to hugs on (everyone in
the class broke out in a cold sweat)
I swear I will never let another troll in my classes, there as dumb as a
tree stump"