I wrote this when we went after Innoruuk maybe it will inspire us to take a new shot at him

The Day Innoruuk Died

Sung to the Tune of

AMERICAN PIE

 

Bye Bye today Innoruuk dies

Start Attacking and casting till your hit points go dry
And Cleric are all casting Ch in time
Singing this will be the day that he dies
this will be the day that he dies
Innoruuk not in the book of love
And he’s an Elder God from above
He’s disciples told us so
I do believe his head will roll
will bard’s songs will save our mortal souls
Then lets teach Innoruuk to die real slow
Well I know that we all loathe him

'Cause we were there we he killed our friends
You both kicked off your heals
 I dig those bardish hymns too
I was a fighting battle truck
With a new wurm slayer and a My disciplines stuck
but I knew that we weren’t out of luck
Today Innoruuk dies

I started singing'
Bye Bye today Innoruuk dies

Start Attacking and bashing till your hit points go dry
And Cleric are all casting Ch in time
Singing this will be the day that he dies
this will be the day that he dies

Now for 10 weeks I’ve been DI’s own
And loot drops fat when we hit a zone
But just how it seems to me
When the Tiramisu sang for the king and queen
In a coat she borrowed from Laewoo Lee

In a voice that could sooth even you and me

And while the King was looking down
The Rylena stole his thorny crown
The courtroom she adjourned
No Valkyrie’s Judgments were over turned
While Doomsgiver read the book of love
Stine had practice picking locks
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the Innoruuk died

I started singing'
Bye Bye today Innoruuk dies

Start Attacking and bashing till your hit points go dry
And Cleric are all casting Ch in time
Singing this will be the day that he dies
this will be the day that he dies

 

I say
Bye Bye today Innoruuk dies

Start Attacking and bashing till your hit points go dry
And Cleric are all casting Ch in time
Singing this will be the day that he dies

I started singing'
Bye Bye today Innoruuk dies

Start Attacking and bashing till your hit points go dry
And Cleric are all casting Ch in time
Singing this will be the day that he dies
this will be the day that he dies

There we were all in one place
A guild that gathered near the lord of hate
With no time left to CR again
So come on tanks be nimble, tanks be quick
Shaman Quickly get your dots to stick
'Cause death is the Innoruuk only friend.
As I watched the battle as on a stage
Ssnysk hands were clenched in fists of rage
No Minion born in hell
Could break that Lilesprite Mezz spell
And as flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Manchaca laughing with delight
The day the Innoruuk died

I started singing'
Bye Bye today Innoruuk dies

Started Attacking and bashing till your hit points go dry
And Cleric are all casting Ch in time
Singing this will be the day that he dies
this will be the day that he dies