Norrathians Life a Parody of Double Life
Written by James Young

 

In the dark so all alone
You make sure no ones on the telephone
A new World waits just for you
A whole new zone, another rendezvous

It's not always Uber-esty

That is the best policy
But little twinks can give you away
Though you'll deny it if they say maybe you're just

Leading a Norrath life
Human in the daytime, Halflings at night
Leading a Norrath life
Can it be wrong when EQ is right?

Your running hard for  zone line Wall is
Your not far enough to avoid the call
Somebody Sow, somebody's Rez
Somebody knows right where you've body is
And that you're just

Leading a Norrath life
Human in the daytime, Ogre at night
Leading a Norrath life
Can it be wrong when EQ is right?

Rogues  Hide and the Tanks will die
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
Norrath Life, a Norrath life, a EQ Slave
You know we all are just EQ Slaves
I know you're out there!

Leading a Norrath life
Human in the daytime, Gnome at night
Leading a Norrath life
Can it be wrong when EQ is right?