Smashu’s journey in high elf land.

A true Story by Smashu Realhard

Well meez was following a pretty tasty looking Dwarf in Greater fay, I guess meez should have been paying better attention but meez was hungry and himz was nice and plump and juicy looking. Meez had almost caught up to himz when meez heard “ Filthy Troll you have spoiled your own lands you will not spoil mine” meez turned around fast to see who dare speak to troll like that. It was then that meez saw eleven elfin guards running up behind me.

Silly Guards meez though, and elf’s say Trolls not to bright meez show them.

Guard 1. Thrust his Sword and meez laughed as it shattered on contact with meez armor

A Few quick sliced and guard 1 was hamburger helper.

Guard 2. Swung a Mighty 2 handed axe high over his head, but skinny little elf swing too hard and spin himz self around, just in time for my sword of the sky to split him down the middle.

Oudder 9 guards slightly smarter and attacked in group, (meez needed a guud warm up anyway meez no want to get rusty)

After a long set of Matrix like fights meez won, (after all Meez iz the Troll)

Most of the armor was too small for me and the weapons I gave to some troll children to play Troll and Dwarf with. But there were a few coins on the corpses and some odd stones.

All in all I got 2 Bag of funny white stones, and 11(might be more Troll not so guud at counting) bags of funny green stones.

At first meet though themz was elf rations but themz taste bad and themz hard to chew even for a troll. Then meez got Idea themz must be seasoning so meez smashed up a few into the high elf stew meez was making. Themz make stew taste funny meez no like, meez was going to throw themz away when meez saw. Guud friend Samimane Meez though himz smart for a Non-troll meez ask himz if himz knowz what Purdy rocks are for, besides meez still hungry and high elf are like potatoes chips you can’t eat just one.

As I approached Sam He reminded me of the No eating guild members policy (drat meez always forgets that one)

Himz knowz what stones for himz smart Elf, seeing meez be gone for a long himz agree to gives rocks to people that needs them so if you need rocks for a raid bug himz.

Eat you all later

Smashu